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Thursday, August 28, 2008 01:33 PM

i know -

an elephant was missing there - it would have been cute if they would bring one inn for the finale and he would raise his ruessel (sorry forgot the english word) and say vote for Obama!

Thursday, August 28, 2008 02:05 PM

thanks pedinska -

its 'trunk' and i think my 'blockade' had to do that it makes no sense when a 'trunk' is in front -

but sinnard definetely is no WT - he might not even wish to wish.

Thursday, August 28, 2008 02:47 PM

okay -

and whats really really missing from the democratic convention are useful instructions how to vote = A final answer about the true secret of sucess of every candidate-

Lets see - if you have this black and white man - How many American voters are there - who never vote for somebody who is black and white - and these guys you have to subtract first and then - you ad the ones who say they like his policies and than you subtract the ones who say he is not decisive enough - or nobody knows what he stands for - or everybody knows to well what he stands for - or he is a celebrity - or Hillary would have been better - or you fill in whatever you want to fill in - and then there is the end of the line and you might have exhausted all your 'issues' - and suddenly this voter shows up and tells you - you didnt cover all your bases because HE has an anthill in front of his house and HE only will vote for somebody who protects anthills -and thats why we need this manual - we need to know exactly what 'trumps' what - and i know if Glenn really would try he could find

how much votes can a black and white man make up with beeing sympathetic or intelligent or how many votes does it cost him if he is sympathetic and intelligent- or how many do you have to subtract or ad if he starts beating up on McCain and can he gain the votes is he loosing doing this by putting on a bloe colored working jacket and eating a very meaty hamburger - and how many vegetarians will he losse by doing it and i know there must be a mathematician out there at this democratic convention who knows how to ad and subtract and i think its just a mathematical question and Glenn could find a mathematician and drag him over here by his ruessel and we would be the only people on this planet who would know the secret of Obamas success and we could smile about all the stupid speculaters - because we would know - that Kerry only had lost because he didnt want to protect the anthills and the votes he was missing in Florida were all from anthill protectors who thought Bush would do a better job!

Thursday, August 28, 2008 03:03 PM

and a big kiss -

to the celery too!

Thursday, August 28, 2008 03:20 PM

and somewhere -

i read that Bill would have beaten Bush or Kerry each by about 15 percent and does that mean you have to be a womanizer or was that not the issue - or does that mean a charming sax player always beats a Texan or he isnt a texan at all but a republican or dos it matter if he is a republican if he only buys a farm in texas and does Obama have to buy a farm in texas to become the president or should he be against or for Fisa and how many votes did this cost him - but he made them up again with vegetarian texans who love to spy on their neighbors and whats about all these woman -who tell their husbands who to vote for - because the husbands are so busy right now - making money and working three jobs and thats why finally we have to subtract all these woman or perhaps ad them to the anthill protectors!

Thursday, August 28, 2008 03:25 PM

and bystander -

i never drink pepsi it makes your teeth rot and you dont want rotten teeth - do you -

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