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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:36 AM

maureen -

you right - Germans are very funny people - but the Gorilla was not their invention - perhaps you should google - Gorilla joke and John McCain and if this doesnt make you love Obama

(in comparison to John Mc Cain) nothing will.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:46 AM

oh - and there is AKA -

still going strong - Will she vote for Mc Cain and his Gorilla? - or is this an impolite question?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:56 AM

mikelx -

be careful with Smith - you are talking to an experienced castrator - she might come over and give you a once over.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:13 PM

i also have to defend aka -

because if she is not Joan Walsh - she is this this 22 year old Real Estate agent from Virginia,

who we met on this forclosure tour in Kilmarnock and he was pretty drastic about his wish for

a sex change and he never would have made a subtle point about a subtle point.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:21 PM

but aka -

we really were hoping you are voting for John McCain, because to be honest we didn"t like your castration story and somehow we thought we should not vote for the same President.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:28 PM

dear maureen -

didnt we have this - all politicians are alike conversation - before - and you know there we agree but we still doont want to get raped by a gorilla or catrated by Mr.Smith.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:53 PM

sorry -

but we will not repeat McCains Gorilla joke - there might be woman and children on this blog -

and we much rather move over to the newest post of Alex - he has Hitler on the line - and

somebody might need help!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:57 PM

maureen - im shocked -

to suggest a chastity belt for a school girl is quite tastless!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:09 PM

jebl or what -

a lovely crowd we have here - perhaps i should not leave yet - this might get more and more interesting - how would you rate McCains Gorilla joke - like Annie - a jokes about Chelsea -

thats much much worst?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:23 PM

excuse me alex -

that i am late - but i was so busy with one of your other thread(t)s - As you all might know i am half German and this qualifies me to comment on this scandalous behaviour with a lot more qualification, than all the commenters before me - Obama is not Hitler - if he would be Hitler he would be white with a black - kind of moustache!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:34 PM

dear maureen -

i hate to repeat myself but if you were such a curious follower of my posts you would know that i only pretend to be a man or a innocent girl - (you know this damn Internet - nobody is what he pretends to be) and as i finally confessed before i am actually a 102 year old Russian Transvestite and i used to work as a truck driver in Virginia - and thats were i also met aka the Real estate Agent - he hit on me for money for his sex change in Rio end of this year and perhaps we all could meet there if you finally also want to become a whole woman.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:55 PM

maureen -

you pulled a fast one too - but you should read my final confession on the other thread -

You will love it!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:09 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

what we always said -

Barack o Boner but Joan wouldnt listen.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:56 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

now i am really curious -

if bungo is going to bite - Be careful of the castrator in chief!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

alkaline -

Molly meant the strategy to take a sword (literally spoken) and perform a very long and painful

harakiri on yourself - it might not be very American but it is one of the best strategies to make

people long for change.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 04:44 AM

i am in love -

with LWM - you only know it if you have suffered from seperation anxiety!

Saturday, July 26, 2008 09:50 AM

hey -

i also dont do Type and i am a conservative too (kind of)

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:19 AM

Things I learned today about how porcupines mate

If you believe in the Fourth Amendment, an end to the Iraq War, the rule of law for government and corporate criminals, a ban on torture, Congressional approval before

the President can attack Iran, and the preservation of habeas corpus rights, stay far far away from ideology, if you don’t want to be called a fringe, dogmatic Far Leftist ideologue, the kind who ruined the Democratic Party in 1968 and wants to do so again.

If you believe in the Fourth Amendment, the rule of law, a ban on torture and the preservation of habeas corpus rights, don’t challenge the Democratic party when they smell victory or you will be called a fringe, dogmatic Far Leftist ideologue.

If you believe in the Fourth Amendment, and the rule of law, don’t become a lawyer,

who believes in ideological purity or you might be called a fringe, dogmatic Far Leftist ideologue – OR - if you will be called a fringe, dogmatic Far Leftist ideologue don’t whine about it –

Be proud to be a far left radical.

Its all about balls - or as Mark Twain said: In the beginning of a change the patriot is brave hated and scorned - and by the way - isn’t the country overwhelmingly against the Iraq War and intensely dislikes George Bush,

In fairness, this has nothing to do with George Bush and a lot more with the invention of

labels like ‘blue dogs’ for wimpy democrats. It sounds like somebody wants ‘to take the party right behind the barn and put a f… bullet in its head - and what about the universal use of ‘the rule of law” isn’t it time to invent the 'new and really true rule of law’ - and using Joe Lieberman as a hyperbolic strawman- Come on - Where is that trademark of intellectual honesty!

Re-prioritize the order of the battle!

Take the long view and you’d be amazed what you hear by listening to porcupines.

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