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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:27 AM

Ya gotta hand it to Blago;

one stroke of the pen and he's turned this whole thing into a pissing contest by proxy between the US Senate, Jesse White and Roland Burris. I'm glad my cats aren't this clever, I'd be doomed.

Meanwhile, Reid does his best to ensure that the Democrats don't make any actual gains from the Nov. elections by refusing to seat both Franken and Burris. In the words of Jed Clampet, "pitiful, just pitiful..."

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:28 AM

@Arcarsenal

I think a recall provision would be a disaster in Illinois. Recall provisions have to be used responsibly and the politicians in Illinois are incapable of that. A recall intiative would become a standard strategy for any losing party in the Governor's race.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 09:33 AM

Ann Coulter should be given all the airtime

she wants to sell her image as a mainstream Republican.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 09:30 AM

Nothing more that Palin's pathetic and desperate

attempts to keep her name in the news cycle. Years of this crap ahead.

Monday, January 19, 2009 08:52 AM

Yeah, but what about

Cheney?

Monday, January 19, 2009 10:17 AM

I can't imagine the Bushes ever being

short of money.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 10:06 AM
Original article: "To: #44, From: #43..."

#44 - Read this out loud:

I am wee todd it

I am sofa king wee todd it

Thursday, January 22, 2009 01:18 PM

I have no problem with making

our true enemies "disappear" during the night. It sure-as-shit beats invading countries. The anarchy of "international law" requires any country that wants to survive to have the capabilities for "black ops". That goes for the US, France, Tongo, Netherlands, Lichtenstein, ect. The problem occurs when you write it into law and make it Standard Operating Procedure like former President Fucknut did. A return to the pre-9/11 status is ok by me.

Monday, January 26, 2009 08:43 AM

Leave it to the Republicans to choose a solution

that would cost 10x the price of a similar facility on dry land. Out of cultural spite.

Monday, January 26, 2009 10:02 AM
Original article: Barnum and Blago

Blago's lead attorney,

the hyperbolic Ed Gensen, quit on him Friday. Gensen said that he's used to clients ignoring his advice, but Blago doesn't even listen.

Monday, January 26, 2009 12:03 PM

Outraged, quivering-lipped Republicans

should remember it was their fellow-Republican Ahnuld who lobbied for stricter laws governing the fuel economy of cars in California. Aren't recall elections great?

Monday, January 26, 2009 12:12 PM
Original article: Barnum and Blago

@rm2gro

I came up with 2 endings for the last reel:

1. He is holding state troopers at bay by wildy thrashing at them with his desk name plate when they shoot him with a tranquilizer dart and thow a net on him.

2. He is holding state troopers at bay by wildy thrashing at them with his desk name plate when he falls backwards through the atrium of the Thompson Center and land 16 stories down in the food court.

Monday, January 26, 2009 01:14 PM

Blago is unfit for office

but the impeachment proceedings are a travesty as well. The Illinois Senate didn't decide on the rules of procedure until it was obvious that they didn't have enough evidence to actually convict him of a crime.

For a long time I've believed that public servants should be held to a higher level of responsibility than the letter of the law, but this is no way to do it.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:46 AM
Original article: Obama meets with House GOP

The GOP sees the current economic situation

as their chance to get rid of that pesky middle class once and for all.

Thursday, January 29, 2009 09:10 AM
Original article: Quote of the morning

Besides the humanitarian benefit,

it leads to the development of new treatments and preventions that stimulate the health services sector which is one of the only strong aspects of our current economy.

Thursday, January 29, 2009 11:59 AM

@Nathan Coker

If Blago's strategy was to try to influence the jury pool, his attorney, the notoriously shifty Ed Gensen, wouldn't have quit last Friday. I think Blago's just freewheeling it cause he doesn't see that he still has more to lose.

His media blitz provides the opportunity for him to make inadvertent admissions and inconsitent statements that can be used against him in a Federal Trial. Everytime Blago opens his mouth on the subject he is, in essence, testifying.

I also don't think we've seen an end to the indictments. Fitzgerald made the Obama seat controversy public because there was no keeping a lid on it. But he has also been talking to Rezko and his cronies and that may produce more indictments.

Friday, January 30, 2009 06:43 AM

Rest assured that Fitzgerald will continue

with his prosecution of Blago and his cronies. I'm sure Fitzgerald will even be interested in hearing what Blago has to say to save his own skin. Blago's has already intimated that he's willing to take everyone down with him. May get him a few years off his sentence and exact vengeance on a few legislators. And I'll say it again: more indictments on the way from Rezko's dealmaking.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 07:41 AM

The Cheney Doctrine in a nutshell:

Evil must be met with like Evil.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 10:06 AM

In addition to a salary cap

I recommend a thorough tax audit for the past 7 years for every executive of every firm that receives TARP funds.

Thursday, February 5, 2009 02:44 PM

@-- lakejohnson

I agree with you completely but injecting money seems to be the only tool left. The Repubs aren't putting any alternatives forward, just engaging in a pissing contest on the details. Yes, this is a crap shoot.

Monday, February 9, 2009 12:32 PM

Mission

Accomplished!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 07:28 AM

Yo tengo tres

gatos.

Thursday, February 12, 2009 10:13 AM

Federal Funding for Public Schools

The Republican Party benefits from a nation of dumbfucks.

Thursday, February 12, 2009 01:56 PM

Gregg is probably just

following Limbaugh's orders.

Monday, February 16, 2009 01:03 PM

As an Army Recruiter acquaintance once said to me:

I'll take an honest pot-head over a lying drunk any day.

Monday, February 16, 2009 02:19 PM

@-kreoth

A timely point. 2 judges in Pennsylvania were indicted last week for wrongfully convicting minors and sending them to an institution in which they both had a secret ownership interest.

As for Sheriff Fancy Hairdoo in South Carolina, he's carrying over 30 unsolved homicides on his books.

Monday, February 16, 2009 04:04 PM

@Amerigo

Snoop Dogg and Tommy Chong were similarly contrite when they got busted. I'll bet the lesson he really learned is not to trust anyone outside his close circle of personal friends.

Remember kids:

The nail that sticks up gets hammered hardest.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 08:52 AM

Whatever happened to the

wedding?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:56 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

IIRC Rush said

that he hoped Obama fails in expanding the size of Federal Government. He chose the words precisely and deliberately so the media would take the words "I hope he fails" and make an issue out of them. That way, he would get more negative attention and plenty of opportunity to correct people on what he really said as an opening to shoehorn in all of his arguments against Obama.

..and here we are. Mission Accomplished.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 11:42 AM

Glad to see the moral compasses

functioning so well.

Thursday, February 19, 2009 01:35 PM

Murdach owns a number of publications

that will desire access to President Obama over the next 4 years.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 09:18 AM

Burris would get eaten alive

in the Democratic Primary.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 02:37 PM

What a stupid law

I just stop my car at the state border, take my monkeys out and make them walk across the border themselves, then pick them up on the other side.

Thursday, February 26, 2009 10:14 AM

Simple 2-word answer for Repubs who want

to attack Obama on this issue: States Rights.

Friday, February 27, 2009 08:33 AM

Wow. I'm actually embarassed for

them. Old white folks throwing away thier dignity like that in a desperate attempt to catch a train that has long since left the station. Pitiful, just pitiful.

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