No one saw the secret message in Poem II I posted earlier.

It was a message about two empowering, secret places.

Hey look, Lyndie England wrote a book about her torturing Iraqis at Abu Ghraib: http://tinyurl.com/nlev2n.

She is completely unrepentant and seems to have escaped any substantive punishment for her part in war crimes in Iraq.

Oh, Madonna won her fight to adopt more Third World babies. That's news.

Never mind.

Who cares what this socialist, tenured, lifetime-employed gnome cares about healthcare.

His meandering twaddlings are annoying in the extreme. Why does he have a forum on Salon?

crying from

long-suffering

insults,

terrorized by

ogres in man-form,

righteousness and fury

ignite within.

seeting with

vehement rage,

angry beyond measure,

grieving for our fallen sistren,

i believe that

no one man can oppress and

assail the female calm within.

oh, mr. l

your harsh, phallic words

denigrate and

rape our fragile sisters

when will

you learn?

when will you learn

your penis

does not make you a God

your penis does not

allow you to hate.

weep for our beaten down

sisters, mind-raped

by callow talk show hosts.

degraded and abused

by american drones

who slave under The Patriarchy.

affrighted women

tremble under your

whip hand.

Rapist be gone!

wymyn will rise up in

Broadsheet fury

to defend our

downtrodden sistren.

the Labyris will

fall with Righteous Fury

and you will be

strong no more....

(respectful silence for

our fallen sisters)

About the actions of every man.

But talking about Michelle Obama's"booty"is not sexist.

Keep complainin', rich, privileged white girl. Keep complainin'..

I've spanked many feminists, and have fond recollections of their firm, quivering buttocks resounding sharply under my firm hand.

Some say feminist bottoms are the best to spank - feminists are grateful to let their guard down and be punished for being bad.

Their pink, flushed buttock cheeks are a reward in themselves.

"On the other hand, perhaps there is a magic emanation from a woman younger than yourself that keeps you healthy"

In a previous column, we already learned about emanations from all men that keep women's faces soft and wrinkle-free..

A woman who likes to be spanked until her soft, quivering buttocks are flushed and stinging is an empowered woman.

We all know when female teachers molest and physically abuse children, it's not really a problem.

Those damn male teachers, though. They need real punishment.

Did you have a father? Do you have any male relatives in your family?

If so, what is wrong with you? DO you think you could rid yourself of their pathetic, evil, male influence?

Interesting post. Do you think we should intern males in female-run concentration camps before gassing the subhuman males to death for their own good?

Could wymynfolk make useful garments and household objects (lamps, for instance) out of the skin from males? Melt their fat down for soap?

Please continue your original argument. It has a lot of feminist thinking behind it.

N = 3.

WTF, DJ????

Why is this moron advising our government?

Excellent article.

Young boys should be conditioned to be submissive. After all, they are just defective girls, as another poster indicated.

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All government agencies should focus exclusively on women.

Leave aside the reality that most slaves in the world are male, the predominant gender of child soldiers is male and the majority of suicides are male. Focusing only on women's needs Just makes sense.

Looking forward to a strongly worded letter from the UN to everyone doing bad things to women, and a host of government funded positions open only to the vaginally-enabled.

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(Interpretive dance done slowly for our oppressed sisters)

You're right, we all suck, we're horrible examples of humanity.

Our leech-like female counterparts are clearly our superiors.

Thank you, Women of the Planet, for your very existence.

Thank you!

(Groveling interpretive dance performed for our fallen sisters...)

She abducted him. His dad wants them home.

Imagine the story in the press if the father abducted the boy....

Why don't you check with a woman before you are allowed to express an opinion on the subject?

Haven't you read any of the recent articles talking about the uptick in single mothers, including "single mothers by choice"?

No shame in the US, no shame at all.

Wow - finally a voice of reason.

How about the previous Salon article about Michelle's "booty".

Dignified? Feminist?

Women overall initiate 67% of all divorces, and among college-educated women, 90% of all divorces.

85% of the time they get the children in a divorce, and concomitant child support, alimony and the marital home.

When does the parasitism end? We men are not holding our breath - the marriage strike beckons.

Jessica Valenti, fem blogger, quoted by another fem blogger.

Both flogging old, tired tropes that no longer apply to 99% of America.

Welcome to the new, dismal feminist media.

How do we know he didn't FORCE HER to undergo IVF, resulting in those eight children.

She needs to free herself from the prison her husband has put her in and head out the door NOW!

Grab her coat, speed dial her lawyer, and set off into the sunset, cashing tax-free child support checks for eight children every month.

Sweeeeeet freedom, Sistah!

Stop with the womenhate.

Feminism in all its glory will bring unicorns and rainbows to the world. An estrogen-soaked world where single mothers are revered and subsidized and fathers are all put into prison.

Where there's always a "girl crisis" or a "rape crisis" or a "female trafficking crisis", so women get the bulk of government attention, money and consideration.

Stand down, woman-hating MAN~!!! Your vagina-wielding overlords require your submission. Not to come to heel is a hate crime!