Letters to the Editor
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Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome
Be what you is and not what you is not...
A good review that will save many from reading the book. The truth revealed:
"If a cabal of evil masterminds really wanted to keep their fiendish plans quiet, they'd cook them up in a Christian Science Reading Room and hand out fliers on street corners."
...which describes the cabal of science precisely. How else could 500 or 5000 adherents meet inconspicuously - but in plain sight? Rent a convention center - put up a web site - schedule talks on incomprehensible topics. Muffins in the morning, stale turkey at lunch, Chimay and Three Philosophers late into the night - and plan world domination throughout.
The real cabal does consist of graduates of Yale. But not the rich New Haven legacy brats of the Brotherhood of Death - rather techno geeks with 1600 SATs. In point of fact, the first veil through which one passes on the way to revealing the hidden mysteries of the inner sanctum is precisely in gaming the benighted third degree ogres of the College Board.
The advantage of science as a basis for a secret society is that the mumbo jumbo actually works. One need only review the historical documents of former supreme Mysticete Don Herbert or his disciple Bill Nye.
The real mysteries are the questions one doesn't even know to ask.
...Time for this one to come home!