... and call me when YOU win a Nobel Prize, you jealous little bitch...

Poor Republicans always choking on their hater-ade.

ROFL

Sir, I assure you that I assiduously spellcheck ALL of my copious profanities.

Just because I have a spellbinding mastery of the more colorful aspects of our rich American vernacular, doesn't mean I lack education, dear sir. And I take umbrage at your suggestion otherwise.

I wouldn't want to be as vulgar and uncouth as a common Republican "moran".

LOL

... because just like the real DM, nobody knows or cares what the fuck you're talking about.

tee hee

It's no fun smacking you Republitard dumbfucks around anymore if Salon is gonna keep pulling down my posts.

Suffice it to say, you Republicans and Conservatives are all a bunch of fucking retards.

You're like God's answer to a question that nobody asked.

Go to hell and suck the devil's left nut, all of you.

- The GB

That's because black folks work for a living - unlike these loudmouth Republican welfare queens who have plenty of time on their lazy hands to disrupt the business of our democracy.

Stop whining you dumbfuck.

Nobody cares.

Meanwhile, here in the real world, those of us who aren't fascist stooges recognize that the GOP has zero interest in progress or positive change for this country.

Choose which side you're on, stooge.

Hey thanks alot for the reality check there, Natty-J - heaven forfend I should upset the delicate and cultivated sensibilities as one as hep and "with-it" as yourself.

We all bow down to your pop-cultural savvy and innately superior sense of netiquette.

Perhaps you ought to write a gripping "how-to" ebook on your views, combining all the verve and rousing derring-do of Edith Wharton with the gimlet-eyed clinical accuracy of George W. Bush?

Or, better yet, why don't you go fuck yourself, you big nancy!

LOL ROFL LAMO!

See you at LOLCats, biatch!

Call me when you take Texass back for the good guys.

Until then, the hell with you and your special needs President that you foisted on the rest of us.

Oh pipe down gramps.

Welcome to the internets.

I'll have Ted Stevens come over later and show you where to connect all the tubes.

Dickwad.

LOL

Oh, so now you're going to try and pretend that Republitards and Conserviclowns haven't been attacking the ACLU for decades?

What are you going to do, trot out the last few Republicans who tepidly support the ACLU while ignoring the last 30 or so years of constant GOP whining and maligning of the organization?

How fucking stupid and gullible do you fuckwads think we are, anyway?

What's next, are you going to tell me that Republicans are no longer a bunch of race-baiting racist assholes because they made Michael Steele their figurehead?

As the late, great ODB once said "Nigga Please"!

To answer your dumbass questions:

1. Who writes speech codes on college campuses, punishing free speech?

Um, University Administrations do this, you dumbfuck. Not the DNC. Why do you Republitard dumbfuck culture warriors always conflate Higher Education with some kind of liberal menace. It's not our fault you ignoramuses never went to college. LOL

2. Who steals newspapers and magazine en masse to silence articles or editorials they don't like.

On my campus it was the College Republicans and the Young Americans for Freedom who did this. Thanks for asking.

3. Who tries to shut down magazines altogether? (See Cornell univeristy.)

Republican hero Adolph Hitler. Thanks for asking.

Now, why won't you answer MY question, you Nazi fuck?

"All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people. "

Sounds like the teabaggers, no?

Funny thing, though, it's in a passage from "Mein Kampf".

Republitards = Nazis

How can you call yourself a patriot when you hate our government?

And what's your bizarre obsession with Hot Wheels, anyway?

Fruitcake.

LOL

So you think that protesting at a private citizens' home is the same thing as disrupting a town hall meeting?

You think that poisoning civil discourse at the wellspring of our democratic tradition is equivalent to disrupting the dinner hour of some overfed corporate fatcats?

What a good little Nazi stooge you are, comparing apples and oranges at the behest of your corporate fascist overlords.

Too bad the rest of us can see right through you lame attempts to change the subject away from the GOP's disgraceful attempts to derail our Democratic traditions.

Fucktard.

LOL

How come you still never answered my question from yesterday?

If you Republitards are such a bunch of so-called "patriots," then how come you always rant and rave about how much you hate our government?

What's up with that?

Oh give it a rest - liberals have ALWAYS supported free speech.

Take your pathetic Conservative persecution complex and shove it up your dumb ass.

LOL

Actually, the Dems don't have the numbers yet for an up and down vote - thanks to the cowardice of the blue dog Dems.

No - lobbyists invented Astroturfing. Democratic Senator Lloyd Bentsen first coined the term in 1985 to describe the Tobacco lobby's fake letter-writing campaign to Congress to influence anti-tobacco legislation.

Exactly what I've been saying.

Remember, Hitler himself wrote in Mein Kampf that fascists should use the mechanisms of Democracy against itself until they achieve a stranglehold on power - then they can kill Democracy off for good.

That's pretty much EXACTLY what these fraudulent teabagger "patriots" are doing - using town hall meets, which are the sacrosanct building block of our democracty, to shut down reasonable, civil discourse over one of the most important issues of our day.

There's no escaping it: today's Republicans are Fascists in disguise.

Luckily we Americans have a long and stories history of killing fascists.

Bring it on, bitches!