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you'll love this shit, ll kool offay...
hee hee hee
seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/6289
speculatin' that darth cheney's tippy top secret strictly no peekin' diabolical plan to save the world through ultimate evil, was to surveil, ferret out, wiretap, threaten, and otherwise fuck with peoples in/out of gummint who either had knowledge of nine one one, or were being too dog damn nosy about it...
ho ho ho
gosh, don't you know that nattering nabobs of negativity will simply point to the inescapable conclusion of such a factoid as circumstantial evidence of insider guilt...
ha ha ha
and *IF* nine one one *WAS* an inside job (one way or the other), what will sheeple bleat then ? ? ?
ak ak ak
will turning up the ipod still work to block it out ? ? ?
crank Crank CRANK
can we crunch our cheezy doodles loud enough to drown out the cries of untold innocents murdered by our merciless, child mercenaries of empire ? ? ?
crunch Crunch CRUNCH
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
*NOW* have we proven The System (tm) is broken ? ? ?
hee hee hee
how many repetitions of the same type of insane outcomes do we go through before the inescapable conclusions are, well, inescapable ? ? ?
ho ho ho
will a 'broken' system (broken for us li'l peeps, functioning just fine for power elites) fix itself ? ? ?
ha ha ha
who will overturn the moneychangers' tables ? ? ?
ak ak ak
(hint: those loudest about their own humble pie ty (and most insistent on your adhering to twue bewiefs) are least likely to annoy moneychangers)
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
as i recall, there was a study not too many years back which found MORE 'inbreeding' among 'eastern elites' than among the west virginia / appalachia populations that were DNA sampled...
hee hee hee
i'm sure it was reprinted in all the swell mags and rags...
ho ho ho
just another lie we tell ourselves to feel superior ? ? ?
ha ha ha
will nekkid apes ever evolve past the psychological need for The Other (tm) we can hold ourselves superior to ? ? ?
ak ak ak
come the revolution, the high will be made low...
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
viva la revolution ! ! !
hee hee hee
(hmmm, is 'revolution' feminine or masculine ?)
ho ho ho
in spite of pee dee ehh's (justifiable) lionization of me (*blush* comparing me with ghandi-gi and emm ell kay and such), i'm just a humble meme-bomb thrower...
ha ha ha
and my memes are blowin' up babbitt brainz ! ! !
ak ak ak
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
...if even the pwogwessives have internalized the 'practical' lesson that piggies must be kept happy, happy, happy ! ! !
hee hee hee
nope, it isn't about The Law (tm), or Serving or Protecting, Justice, or any other civics 101 propaganda you believe...
ho ho ho
it is all about keeping officer fiendly happy so's he don't taser you bro'...
ha ha ha
and *that*, mein gut fruends, is the hallmark of cowed sheeple cowering at the mere existence of 'their' (sic) police...
ak ak ak
Q
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fucking
D
:
a police state
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
...we all have slave mentality now...
hee hee hee
factoids of on-the-job-murder rates by profession:
cabbies 30+ per 100k
retail clerks 6.8 per 100k
donut eaters 6.1 per 100k
shit, i think nuns were at higher risk than kops...
(joke, i think)
ho ho ho
retail clerks PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE every day for you people, DON'T YOU UNNERSTAN THAT ! ! ! show some proper respect, for dog's sake ! ! ! retail clerks are underpaid and overworked, under tremendous stress, and PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE FOR YOU EVERY DAY at dunkin' donuts ! ! !
ha ha ha
geez, you'd think retail clerks should be able to get a free pass on a couple isolated incidents of shooting shoppers who were threatening them, or tasering lookie-lous like they do, or beating the shit out of seedy looking characters they don't like the looks of...
ak ak ak
90% of kops NEVER draw their weapons during the course of their whole donut-eating careers...
mmmph mmmph mmmph
again: the fact a majority of the people's primary and overwhelming reaction to 'our' (sic) police, is FEAR; is prima facie evidence we ARE a Police State (tm)...
shhh! shhh! shhh!
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
...are the closet confessions of junior imelda marcos's...
hee hee hee
TEN PAIRS of stupid freaking crocs ? ? ?
ho ho ho
i don't own ten pairs of shoes period, much less ten pair of ONE style/type... (one pair 'good' sneakers, one pair 'yardwork' sneakers, two pair hiking boots, one pair dress shoes, one pair flip flops, one pair snorkeling booties...)
ha ha ha
dog damn, righteously bashing spoiled babbitry here is a fulltime job ! ! !
ak ak ak
shoeless art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof
...that the media sucks big time...
hee hee hee
not necessarily for the reasons she thinks, but they suck nonetheless...
ho ho ho
of course, the ironicalistical thing about it is, she is PURELY a media creation, a media sensation, a media slut...
ha ha ha
really and truly, she is merely the 'logical' extension of politics and politicians being superficial, glib, soundbitey handpuppets of power elite interest gruppes...
ak ak ak
twue story
art guerrilla
aka ann archy
eof