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Thursday, September 18, 2008 05:59 AM

new 527 gruppe: Dead Iraqi Baby Terrorists for Dem'rats !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: it'll be -like- so cool when the constitution-lovin' dem'rats *finally* -weally and twuly!- kontrol kongress *AND* the executive at the same time... woo hoo ! ! !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 2: oh yes, the brave DLC dem'rats only have to restore a majority in the judiciary (patience, that could take 2-3 decades), *THEN* (maybe) the humane dem'rats can see justice done, and have the tools they still need to end the war(s)... someday...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: *sigh* i'm only sorry my liberation has embarassed some dem'rats; it hurts to think how much immorality, tortured reasoning, and acid-reflux my liberation has brought to harry reid, nancy pelosi, steny hoyer, et altera... i feel shamed... oh, the abject misery they must have felt, attending night after night of beltway parties and state functions, eating the shrimp cocktails and drinking the champagne, all the while haunted by visions of dead iraqi baby terrorists... it makes me weep openly...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 248: most def ! i get so mad *I* could bomb myself ! LOL seriously, we've been priveleged to be liberated for democracy and freedom (with an oily aftertaste !), all thanks to the gr8 satan, we couldn't have done it without you, dude !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 995: OMA, talk about embarassed, i feel shamed that i only have one life to give to the gr8 satan... if only the rest of my terrorist family had been liberated as well, i can't help thinking what could have been...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: exactly! i feel a sort of prospective melancholy, that *someday*, we will run out of iraqi terrorist babies to liberate... how -if not being righteously blown to smithereens by foreign infidels- will we ever be liberated ? ? ?

dead iraqi baby terrorist 47 231: hmmm, i know when i was liberated, how good it felt not be hungry anymore, and how nice it was not to see the grownups crying so much... when i died from an infected wound that could have been easily controlled with medicine that was unavailable, i thought of the hundreds of thousands of dead iraqi baby terrorists martyred before me during the years the gr8 satan embargoed us... ah, good times...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: yeah, but some traitorous iraqi ingrates fail to realize how liberating this all is ! our brothers and sisters must learn to look beyond their own selfish desires to live, and remind themselves how the gr8 satan will be liberated from oil worries, that's what we can't lose sight of !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 82 572: one day we'll all look back on this and laugh... but for right now, dudes, what am i supposed to do with 72 virgins ? ? ?

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: ROSL ! my fervent wish is that some day we have the opportunity to return the favor and liberate ameriika, *just* like they've liberated us...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 102 467: with any luck, we'll have generations to make that dream come true...

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: remember, terrorist babies, the neo(nazi) con(artiste) amerikan motto:

one dollar, one vote !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 189 683: naturally, could it be any other way ? we've got to buy into the dominant paradigm and play according to *THEIR* rules; that's the ONLY way we can win ! ! !

dead iraqi baby terrorist 1: how's that been working out so far ? ? ?

(crickets)...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

Thursday, September 18, 2008 05:46 AM
Original article: The "retarded" renaissance

thanks to the few fans of True Free Speech...

1. 'if you're a 'tard and you know it, clap your hands...'

read 'the short bus' and get over yourselves, Overly-sensitive (Pseudo) Defenders of the Retards...

2. thanks again to the few Twue Bwue Amerikans left who understand what True Free Speech means, again:

if you do NOT defend the right of your worst enemies to voice their worst speech, than you neither understand the concept of free speech, nor practice it...

3. the solution to cruel or lying free speech, is (*drumroll*) MORE free speech, NOT LESS...

4. where *will* your slippery slope end, earnest, pwogwessive CENSORS ? ? ? (it won't, you will CONSTANTLY be making up idiotic -um, retarded?- shit to 'justify' YOUR CENSORSHIP...)

5. Free Speech is Absolute

salon does NOT practice Free Speech

salon practices CENSORSHIP

CENSORSHIP is NOT a progressive value

therefore, salon is not progressive

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

artguerrilla@alltel.net

eof

Monday, September 15, 2008 07:07 AM

and the million + iraqi dead wildly applaud The Gruenwald Doctrinaire...

...while ego-fueled humanist saloonies debate how many angels dance on the head of a pin (*snicker*)

'cause the million + iraqi dead realize the babbling babbitry will make it right and stop an immoral, illegal, self-appointed evil administration...

(any day/year/decade now... ooo, just you wait !)

hee hee hee

the million + iraqi dead know the toothless -yet ruthless- salonistas will stand up to 'their' (sic) gummint to put an end to such horrors...

(uh huh, waiting for kitt to finish his millionth insult post excoriating other posters for insults...)

ho ho ho

the million + iraqi dead figure it is only a matter of time until the meek inherit the electoral college...

(morons, go read greg palast, THE ELECTION IS ALREADY PRE-STOLEN; palin is just the muddied water to make it plausible...)

ha ha ha

the million + iraqi dead absolutely know that -you know- after *THIS* election cycle, we'll weally, twuly, honestwy do *something* to stop 'our' (sic) War Machine...

(you know, like dem'rats always do to cut down kapitalist imperialism to size...)

ak ak ak

oh, not that it matters to anyone but texas star:

Free Speech is Non-Negotiable

Free Speech is Absolute

CENSORSHIP is NOT a progressive value

salon/gruenwald CENSOR

why do you hate the constitution, salon/gruenwald ?

(shout out to all my previously unknown tepid and former 'fans': yep, it was all okay when it was just reichwing assholes i justly excoriated; but don't touch glenn/salon, they are Untouchables and Infallible !)

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

artguerrilla@alltel.net

eof

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