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art guerrilla

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Sunday, January 6, 2008 05:17 AM

i is so sorry i was born white and can't know nothin' about nothin' that ain't white-based...

1. you have NO IDEA of the 'white experience', what it means to be white, and you have zero country-club-cred... *snicker*

there, now, doesn't that sound weally, twuly, stupendouswy stoopid ? ? ?

hee hee hee

(kampers, i cringe: i'm afraid trasher will agree...)

2. to continue: the moronic, simplistic, exclusionary, and insulting bullshit that one nekkid ape can have no empathy, no knowledge, no experience, no emotions, no contemplative thinking regarding the experiences of another nekkid ape, is COMPLETELY ANTITHETICAL to the human condition...

ho ho ho

3. i am one of the first in line to criticize gigi and faux-pwogwessive saloonists for sloppy thinking and hypocrisy, but your baseless attacks for mystery reasons that live only in your mind (BECAUSE WE IS DEM WHITE DEBBILS WHO CAIN'T UNDERSTAND DARKIES !!!) are undermining *whatever* miniscule point you are attempting to make...

ha ha ha

yes, i 'get it': obama ain't yo' mama's stepinfetchit, dem manipulatin' limo liberal (*ptui*) whiteys sho' is in for a souprise when they call hussein to heel... of course, i don't think a 100% pureblooded (sly hee hee hee) BLACK PERSON can possibly 'understand' or 'get' a mixed race person either; some wise dude thrasher convinced me of that...

(oh, i also think obama is MERELY ANOTHER power elite playa wannabe, he AIN'T gonna upset no kapitalist imperialist applecarts... and he WILL be called to heel by korporate interests...)

ak ak ak

4. thrasher, you have NO CRED with the white people who are either gay, bi, or straight, and are poor or rich, and own zero or three SUV's, and have a playstation or wii, and have a yellow lab or black-and-tan dachshund... (etc ad nauseum)

grow the fuck up...

5. after repeated attempts by -you know- stoopid whiteys to determine EXACTLY what your stupid fucking beef IS, you respond with nearly IDENTICAL replies of the same MEANINGLESS bullshit... ratiocinate much ?

6. REPEATEDLY, sincere (and not-so-sincere) saloonists have specifically asked you various questions salient to your points, and ALL YOU DO is give your weak insult of: you is whitey, you cain't unnerstan... some of those questions revolve around your precious 'street cred' black person who knows nothing of blogs, gigi, and priveleged whiteys who blahblahblah here...

WHERE DO THESE MYTHICAL BLACKS YOU CITE GET THEIR INFORMATION FROM, THE FUCKING FIRE HYDRANTS TALK TO THEM, OR WHAT ?

well ?

what is it ? jet magazine ? (no whiteys allowed !) oprah ? (is she black now ? money sho do make a nigga whiter, don't it?) the local crackhead who's up on world affairs ? WHERE IS THE INFORMATION they get coming from ? ? ? YOU'RE the self-appointed black expert and spokesdroid, please, do tell...

7. your putdown of (specifically) white liberal jews who organized, sacrificed and died for the civil rights movement is nasty, unbecoming, and just plain wrong... WHAT should white people (OR ANY PEOPLE) of conscience do ? should they just ignore social injustice 'cause they don't *really* 'understand' or care about ANYONE of any OTHER race, socio-economic level, eye color, or politics ?

can one person not feel for another, like another, respect another, HELP another because they are not EXACTLY (and -apparently- according to your 'logic', they have to be fucking clones) like the other person ? ? ?

8. when will it occur to you that you are 'your' race's ted kacynski, NOT malcom x ? ? ?

ps you do know that there is no such thing as 'race', right ? ? ? (make no mistake, there is DEFINTELY such a thing as 'prejudice', but were we to all be the same shade of beige, there would be class, money distinctions we would hang our bigotry on...) it is an artificial construct similar to different dog 'races'; but its the only thing you have to cling to, so don't let go, trasher...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

Tuesday, January 8, 2008 09:37 AM

personal to bebop-o...

just to torture a lapsed turner a little more:

bubinga ! (don't finish!)

canarywood ! (won't sing!)

cuban mahoghany ! (can't smoke!)

hee hee hee

serious bidness: i *may* be heading your way sometime in the next month or so to visit a sister who needs a boot to her butt for various reasons; and wasn't sure if your cryptic plea for chainsaw help was 'real' or just foolish bebop capering and jesting...

in any event, as a novitiate, i need some good advice on some green wood turning, and maybe i could do a good turn for you if you needed brother tree chainsawed to manageable portions when i came up that way...

if you can manage to keep from making 'one last post' all day, mayhaps you could write (in the clear ? hhh) and see if we can help a brother out... artguerrilla(ATSYMBOL)alltel.net

oh, that reminds me:

(wallace voice) did someone mention cheeeeeeese ? ? ?

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

Wednesday, January 9, 2008 05:47 AM

quick like a bunny...

i have ZERO love lost for the clitons: bill is a war kriminal and power elite playa, and hill is a potential war kriminal and power elite playa, and they have both done grave disservice to 'liberalism' (*ptui*) in out-rethugging the rethugnacans as DLC puppetmasters... (etc)

HOWEVER, the tape i saw of hill's 'crying' (sic) and 'overemotional' 'breakdown' showed her as much of a sympathetic, sincere, and real human bean as i have EVER seen her...

(NOT that i would EVER vote for such a political sellout, but it was about the only 'humanizing' moment i have seen of her i can recall...)

sorry kampers, no time for tomfoolery, gotta put the nose to the grindstone...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

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