NO NO NO ! ! !

do NOT hyphenate names, you will be causing the accelerated heat-death of the universe ! ! !

seriously, have hyphen-people got goldfish-brain ? ? ? have you lost all ability to see beyond the next 5 seconds ? ? ?

to wit :

johnny appleseed marries joan braithwaite and begat joey appleseed-braithwaite (braithwaite-appleseed ? ? ? see, already the problems start!)

joey appleseed-braithwaite marries shareena washington-james and begat muhammed appleseed-braithwaite-washington-james ! ! !

etc, etc, etc, are you catching on YET, selfish hyphen-people ? ? ?

do you understand how as egocentric hyphen-people go around doubling names will-I nill-I, the next generation will suffer the heavy load of a quadrupled name ? ? ?

within 3-4 generations of hyphen-people on the loose, ALL of the planet's resources will be going SOLELY for the increased paper necessary for filling out forms, nametags, and applications ! ! !

we will have to go off-planet to get the paper, and there are very few trees in outer space ! ! !

are you hyphen-people crazy ! ! !

come the revolution, we will all have the same name...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

hee hee hee

yes, this would all be so-o-o-o maddening and inexplicable *IF* one *ACTUALLY* believed that we had a free and open democracy, *IF* we had an unfettered mainstream media *ACTUALLY* doing its job of informing the citizenry, and *IF* we had political and societal leadership *ACTUALLY* responsive to the will of the people...

ho ho ho

but we fucking DON'T, do we ? ? ?

we have a fucking broken system, don't we ? ? ?

ha ha ha

thus, this arguing that morally, politically, and monetarily corrupted playa's acting against the interests of society (nevermind any quaint constitutional strictures) is simply so-o-o-o shocking, are the wailings of so many baby-citizens...

ak ak ak

wake the fuck up: the system has been set up, evolved, and eventually totally corrupted for the benefit of the power elites and their korporate interests; it has NOTHING to do with providing for the benefit of 90%+ of us...

getting mad at foxes for eating your chickens after you PAID the foxes to guard your henhouse, is the apogee of idiocy...

chump chump chump

and now the foxes (AND dem'rat fiends) are going to make it 'illegal' to even BREATH a word of insurrection... you scaredy bunny babbits are so-o-o-o fucked, and you don't even realize it yet...

hop hop hop

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

...watch your potty mouths, kampers, one of your most liberal (*ptui*) dem'rats is shepherding a bill to make seditious talk subject to a oneway trip to your closest incarceration kamp...

hee hee hee

i thought america was one huge freespeech zone, but that ain't true no mo', is it fuzzy bunny babbits...

ho ho ho

*AND* doesn't have to be a fire-breathing, reichwing, violent piece of bidness to voluntarily offer up such unconstitutional, anti-pwogwessive, nasty pieces of legislation...

ha ha ha

nopey, dopey, all courtesy your local liberal (*cough*cough*) californicated kongresskritter, jane har(d)mon, fighting them (we have met the them, and it is us'ns) here so we don't have to listen to their all-too-twue rantings there...

ak ak ak

first they came for the anarchists (after agent provocateurs threw some bombs), and you were approving...

then they came for... ?

hmmm hmmm hmmm

i know it is important to nail jokeline and krewe to the cross, and all, but the bush klavern's evil minion's of doom are at work 24/7/365 eating away the very heart of society, freedom, and the fragile flower of democracy...

come the revolution, there'll be a new meme in town...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

...shocking headline, huh, kampers ?

hee hee hee

of course, as most nervous sheeple do, 'civilized' saloonists take umbrage at sheeple who wake up and bear fangs at their oppressors...

ho ho ho

no, many saloonists are really not quite so different from their reichwing brethren; but they think that THEIR orthodoxy, THEIR catechism, THEIR faux pwogwessive bullshit don't stink...

ha ha ha

bitch and moan over the sideshow, that's acceptable; but don't dare threaten to overturn the tables of the moneychangers...

ak ak ak

go quietly sheeple, keep it moving, don't question the shepherds leading you to slaughter, that would be unseemly...

...*daring* to curse The Man (tm) hitting you over the head ?

how ungrateful...

...having the termerity to profanely berate those destroying your society ?

unacceptable...

...gradeschool threats against those killing in your name ?

morally unfair...

how *DARE* sheeple rise up on their hind legs and bite the greedy claw that succors them ! ! !

dare dare dare

come the revolution, punnjab will die for babbits' freedom...

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof

...what are the bleating sheeple to do ?

hee hee hee

write kongresskritters just a wee bit more sternly ?

ho ho ho

put your american flag pin on upsidedown ?

ha ha ha

put your faith in stalwart dem'rats ?

ak ak ak

"...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

..."

harman et al would have these words outlawed and the writers gitmoed...

true true true

*WHO* would sign such a document today ? ? ?

not scaredy sheeples, that's for certain...

scorn scorn scorn

the judiciary has abandoned the constitution (nevermind 'justice'), the kongresskritters are corrupted, coopted, or coerced, the media are infotainment whores, and the sheeple are too busy chewing their cuds and suckling from the glass teat...

suck suck suck

maybe if we blog oh-so-sincerely-outraged-yet-civil, The They (tm) will see the error of their ways and repent...

hee hee hee

ho ho ho

ha ha ha

ak ak ak

art guerrilla

aka ann archy

eof