Thanks, Joan, but I already have an agent and I'm a member of the WGA. But the things that just bubbled up in me here are things I'd rather not write more than a paragraph about. It's just too... well... it's something I'd rather not even try to explain.

But thanks for your concern. Maybe next time it could be real.

You say:

"Thanks for confirming my impression that you're a bigot, as well as a little pest and a moron. (Blah, blah, blah)... Kerry volunteered. Gore volunteered." -- Cuchulain

Then I reply:

"And I was drafted. Fighting next to the finest bunch of black brothers and lifelong friends a man could find. And this makes me a racist how?"

And, unbelievably, you respond:

"You are a bigot. My guess is you're a racist, too, given the enormous amount of time you spend saying Joan and Obama are racists. It's classic, textbook projection."

First of all, when and where did I EVER say Joan and Obama are racists? Find it. Show it to me. It never happened. Perhaps YOU are the one doing the "projection" here.

And what's up with this new favorite word -- "Projection" -- that Joan and silly little dweebs like yourself use. Jeeze, get a grip, you paranoid little creep. Don't worry, your balls WILL drop eventually, once you move out of your mother's basement.

Son, you can't in your wildest dreams imagine the things I've seen in combat. Do you even bother reading the posts you respond to before you strike the keyboard? The example I set forth her clearly displays what a robotic attack dog you are. A complete non-thinker. So get off my lawn, asshole.

And I was drafted.

Fighting next to the finest bunch of black brothers and lifelong friends a man could find. And this makes me a racist how?

Walk in my shoes, limp dick. Until them, shove it where the sun don't shine.

Nope, just Miller Light. How provencal of me.

Because you came across about as lost and stupid as you did back then. Mouth hanging open. Big frown. Kinda like you were wondering what the adults were talking about. My wife and I were LOL. We had friends over for a barbeque who were LOL, too. Thanks!

Yes, just like your lost, lonely and languishing friend Steve Fox, for example. Didn't I see on some previous thread that you and he were gay lovers who posted in bed together? Sorry, if I got that wrong, but it seems vaguely familiar. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyhoo, I hope you include "truther" Van Jones in the ranks of your well-heeled armory comprising the "intellectual ammunition" you think you have behind you. You know, that "Czar" who believes 9/11 was an inside job. Personally, I really wouldn't have wanted to go into the Tet Offensive with such "tremendous" intellectual firepower backing me and my buddies up all the way. Oh wait, we went anyway, didn't we?

Oh, yeah, the stupid is on the right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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"Obama got where he is largely because he makes white people feel like he knows we’re all trying real hard. And we really like it when black people make us feel that way.” -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.

"I'm still not sure what part Obama's being black plays in Congressional obstructionism." -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.

How woefully pathetic.

But your defense of a woman who's made the statements below, even more pathetic:

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"Obama got where he is largely because he makes white people feel like he knows we’re all trying real hard. And we really like it when black people make us feel that way.” -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.

"I'm still not sure what part Obama's being black plays in Congressional obstructionism." -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.

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Yes, when the left is out of ammunition, shout racism. Racism! Racism! Racism! Down to that now, are we? How very sad.

So what is it that's true here, my friend? That Joan Walsh repeated her charge about the right being racist? And according to you, "That's because it's true"? So then due to your completely inept writing skills, what you're saying is that it's true that Joan Walsh has repeated her charge about the right being racist. And nothing further.

What a completely hysterical display of your intellectual ineptitude. LOL.

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"Obama got where he is largely because he makes white people feel like he knows we’re all trying real hard. And we really like it when black people make us feel that way.” -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.

"I'm still not sure what part Obama's being black plays in Congressional obstructionism." -- Joan Walsh, Magic Honky, The Salon Media Group.