Okay, enough with the Jennifer Aniston stories. We know that you are some how obsessed by a bottom of the A-List Celeb who's only claim to fame is being out hustled for her man by The Hottest Thing On Earth but this really must stop. Really.

Jennifer Aniston isn't cool, isn't that interesting, isn't even considered a box office draw. Jennifer Jumped the Shark.

Time to let go, girls. Have a good cry and eat some chocolate.

And in the meantime, how about some real news about the Bush Administration, or the inepititude of the Democratic party, or anything that isn't somehow connected to pregnancy, crying, vaginas, prescription pill poppers turned lovers, child-rearing, Jennifer, Bennifer, Brangelina...

Didn't know Adam Smith applied to fetuses.

I believe Toyota's SUVs and Trucks are close to or right at the new proposed CAFE standards for 2011. So if they have a "challenge to meet" maybe they should call Tokyo?

My limited experience woman do hate one night stands until they want to have one. Then afterwards they go back to hating them until they want to get laid.

Or in the words of "The O.C.'s" Marissa, "If I wanted to be treated nice I wouldn't be with you."

Schlafy's place in history will be along such luminaries as George Wallace and William Rehnquist as great roadblocks to any sort of meaningful progress.

Katie Holmes' Fetus, This is John Travolta, you got to come out of the womb, Oh Ma GAH!

While our Leftist friends are planning a "winter green revolution" between sips of lattes and messages on their Blackberrys the Christian Right is inciting riots (see Salon's current cover piece).

Hence the great dichotomy. Progressives are a bunch of pussies and conservatives are a bunch of assholes. We -- Progressives -- talk a great game about democracy and equality while someone steals an election out from under us. The Conservatives talk about deomcracy and safety as the steal an election right under our feet.

July 14th? Yeah whatever. For me remember, remember the 5th of November.

Was Peter LaBarbera having sex or attending a Gallagher show?

Is this a Bush White Shake-Up, trying to head off the envitable lame duck Presidency or a quiet preempetive strike to head off something much worse we don't know about?

The whole affair strikes me as too random a political move to signal anything to the public. Not like, say, firing Donald Rumsfeld.

However Andy Card sudden bow makes sense if you look at it in terms of a cover your bare ass and duck manuever.

...is being an ESPNRadio Jock (in the truest sense of the word) qualify you as a journalist? With the possible exception of Dan Patrick and Keith Olberman I find it stretching to call anyone on ESPN Radio a journalist.

ESPNRadio is nothing but wall to wall color commentary. Its a wall of sound comprised soully of Dick Vitale and John Madden and Rush Limbaugh Wish-They-Weres bellowing about Barry Bonds and why Duke will when the Final Four.

Don't get me wrongs. It is all very entertaining -- you'll find me listening on a mundane workday -- but to anyway shape or form equate Cowherd's fratboy antics to the profession of Edward R. Murrow is insulting and silly.

Let us at least try and preserve what litte integrity and crediblity that journalism has left.

And ... whatever you do, Heather, don't show the gals over at Broadsheet "Doctor Who" lest we are cursed to read a five page ambling article on Billie Piper's physique, culture perceptions of woman's hips, combined with the author's own rambling experiences with a pro-lapsed TARDIS after pregnancy.

Dude, we don't care.

That the human species managed to propigate itself for nye on 10,000 years without seminars, Rules, finding out what planet men and women came from, work books, radio talkshows, and Doctor Phil. How did we ever get by?

Anyone point out the whole "sport" of the Biathelon is sking and shooting? Can someone please explain how having a chubby Austrian coach shoving syringes in some poor marksman's penis improves his ability to hit a clay pigeon with a .22 rifle?

This reminds me of the old Usenet days. Day-um. How many more posts before someone invokves Nazis and Hitler in regards to leg-shaving?

Kind of said to see that state of "black cinema" nowadays. Shrill black women, the same dry stereotypes, the below par flimmaking. Nevermind Racist Stereotypes, just bad all the way around.

To read Tyler Perry and see his "success" makes you long for the days of John Singleton and "Do the Right Thing Era" Spike Lee, or hell even the days of "Badasssss" and "SHAFT".

The fight between Davis and Hedrick is much like picking between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. Neither is very appealing. Oh, wait, its a proccess server knocking at my door; Shani's Mom just sued me.

You are not you're Credit Score, you're not your student loan payment, you are not the car you drive or the car you want to drive, you are not the $200 date with your girlfriends, you are not you're job,you're not your credit cards, you're not you're fucking Khakis.

Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby drove the dying man to Quentin Tarantino's house where he loudly complained about not having a posted sign that said, "Wounded Lobbyist Storage".

The New York Knicks were talking about trading Jaylen Rose and most of their starting line up for the cast of "Toy Story" until Isaih Thomas was informed that the cast of PIXAR isn't real...

Thomas response was to reportedly shout, "YOU'RE LYING TO ME! BUZZ IS SO REAL!" and run off into his Parents walk-in closet where he was comforted by Irving "Magic" Johnson.

Once rumored that Robin Williams in the 70s or early 80s said that, Cocaine is God's way of telling you you make too much money. One wonders if Infertility treatments aren't Evolutions way of telling you you make too much money.