Hey Mr. Huckabee,

I found the Lord and have repented for my youthful indescretions.

May God Bless You.

Signed,

Chuck Manson

What most people forget is that there was an agreed upon cease-fire with the Taliban on or about 12 Dec 2001. It was during the cease-fire that Bin Laden walked away.

Just like in Mother Russia, where you had to pledge your allegiance to the Communist party.

Since you have shot for brains; please put your little gun up your ass and press the trigger until it goes "click."

The right-wing christian soldier Tim McVeigh killed many more people than Maj. Hasan.

Also, Muslims are not a race. It's a religion that touts itself

as the religion of peace.

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Meanwhile the "peaceful" U.S. christian nation has invaded two countries in the middle east.

I had a flat tire three years ago... now I'm thinking that ACORN was probably the culprit.

If universal health care is good enough for his beloved jew donors in israel; why not for Americans too.

Let him caucus with the minority!

This just in: 10 out of 10 persons with an IQ above 75 believe that Sarah Palin has fewer qualifications to be president than her son Trigg.

"3 in 10 U.S. citizens are fucking morons who support the likes of Bush and Palin!"

Actually about 7 in 10 supported Bush. Probably the same 7.

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Let's make this simple for all of you fucking republitards:

3 in 10 fucking republitard morons still support the fucking moron G. W. Bush.

Is that better?

3 in 10 U.S. citizens are fucking morons who support the likes of Bush and Palin!

Billy Kristol has endorsed the likes of Palin and and Qualye because when he's with them, he can can FINALLY be the smart one in the room. Billy Kristol is an intellectual lightweight, just like his dead dad Irving. Don't worry Billy; you and Irving will eventually be reunited in Hell.

Paraphrasing Bill Mahr:

"Michelle Bachman; the cave called and wants its bat shit back."

Something tells me that this was a publicity stunt for for Mr. Heene's experimental balloon. Also, why weren't the kids in school?

Hey Flush,

Take another pain killer and relax.

Southerner's are retards'

All y'all rupubltards aint gonna like this. I'm thinkin' that all y'all are gonna have use all y'alls ink pens to rite a letter to Glen Beck to say you don't like it and it gave all y'all the vapors.!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

"Blessed are the cheese makers."

"The sheep will inherit the earth."

Those are REAL improvements to the bible!

Mr. Grayson,

Thank you for fighting back!

Who takes care of her retarded boy (Todd) when she travels?

Stupid is, as stupid does. Sarah proves again that Trig isn't the retard of the Palin hillbilly clan.

Just wait until Cantor's IQ challenged Virginia republitard constituants finally figure out that he's a Jew! He will quickly be pushed from office!

Please put your Glock 45 in your mouth and squeeze the trigger until it goes "click. Although, I would venture to guess that you would you only open your mouth when being teabagged.

Owning a Glock 45 does not make up for your two inch penis. You fucking republitards have lost your sanity!

Maybe the white kid refused to pay for the oxycontin!

The republitards should go back to school so that they can learn to do their "guzintas" just like Jethro from the "Beverly Hillbillies."

It is nice to know that NBC is willing to give jobs to the retarded.

This woman, if you can believe it, has less credibility than the birthers. I love it when she sites page numbers, but then can't find the pages in her binder. She is one crazy republitart!

Let's face it; there is only one way to pronounce that name.

When he was young; he must have gotten the shit kicked out of him every day because of that name. Now he gets to be the bully.

Fuck the republitards! If they don't want to be part of the solution, let them sit on the sidelines.

Between Fuck-a-bee and crazy ass Palin...2012 should be a good year for the Dems!

Bob,

If you can hear me...is it a dry heat?

I can't wait to defecate on his grave. Burn in hell Bob; you're Satan's bitch now.

I hope that I NEVER come down with a bout of Oily Taint!

My doctor has told me that "Perparation H" will eliminate Oily Taint.

My sources tell me that Ms. Taint was part of the original Teabagger movements of the late 80's and early 90's. Although, the movent had noting to do with taxes. Can she prove that this is NOT true?

I have heard from a VERY reliable source that Oily Taint was the death practitioner at a refugee camp in Rawanda.

Have you heard that Oily Taint killed a man for maiing fun of her rediculous accent? She needs to prove that it isn't true!

I have heard from a reliable source that Oily Taint kills kittens and puppies by putting them in her garbage disposal. Hopefully she can prove that the rumors are not true.

It's been rumored that Ms. Taint's vagina is so big, that she cannot have an orgasm without three or four fists inside her at the same time. Hopefully she can prove that this rumor is false.

It's been said that Oily Taint has had more than 600 abortions in her lifetime. Can she prove that she is not a bay killer?

It has been rumored that Oily Taint has vendetta against Mr. Obama because he would not allow her to be a member of his death panels. It has also been rumored that Oily Taint has a black child, who she keeps locked in a cage in order to hide the fact that she had a gangbang with 27 black men.

I hope that she can refute these horrible rumors.