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Saturday, July 7, 2007 09:51 PM

Long-Term W. Bush Employee

Sara Taylor, 32, has worked for Bush since the old days, when blow jobs and Jack Daniels were par for the course. Asked for her honest opinion, she said, "Hell, I don't give a rat's ass? Do you? Shit, everything is so confusin' now!"

Ms. Taylor recently completed the White House Machine Gun Course. While we spoke with her, she fingered an heavy caliber weapon, and told us of her desire to "help America."

"I'm a-headin' for Eye-rack. I have a job with a dee-fense contractor," said Ms. Taylor. "To be honest, I don't understand nothin' about politics or gubmint. And anybody who tells you-all they get it is a lyin' sack. I bin here long enough to know what's really goin' on. Don't make no sense no-how, but I'm a-gonna cash in while the cashin'-in is good."

Monday, July 9, 2007 08:02 AM

Coulda, Shoulda

Our leaders could have handled this differently. If they had stopped after Afghanistan, rather than conquering Iraq, these Monster Docs might well be focusing on Saddam, rather than on us. Or, now, they might be concentrating on their traditional Shi'ite and Kurdish weighbor/enemies, rather than on us.

Monday, July 9, 2007 08:19 AM

It's The Coverup, Silly

The way this has played out, Scooter theoretically could have told the truth about Valerie Plame. And he would not have been convicted or sentenced.

As the Right Wingers tell us over and over again, nobody is charged with a crime invilving Ms. Plame.

So why did Libby lie? He must be covering up something else. Apparently, the truth about Valerie Plame could lead us to evidence of some other Bush/Cheny crime or crimes.

W. Bush is afraid Scooter will spill those still-secret beans. W. Bush probably will wash Scooter's feet in public very soon, and do whatever he can to keep Scooter happy and quiet.

Monday, July 9, 2007 09:04 AM

Interest Rates Figure Into This

If the Chinese Yuan is revalued, Chinese dollars already in the US will buy fewer Yuan, if they ever go back to China.

After a revaluation, though, if China holds back or suspends purchasing US debt, US interest rates will rise. And, probably, the rates will rise to a point somewhere near the point where higher interest earnings will offset the drop in relative value.

As our posters say, this is a complicated subject. But we are not talking about drastic revaluation, - just a few percentage points. Probably no financial apolcalypse.

Regular Americans do not understand this issue. I doubt whether regular American predidential candites understand it.

Monday, July 9, 2007 09:44 AM

Bush Wants Informal, Off The Record, Q.& A. Sessions

...instead of actual hearings.

W. Bush has found that informal, off the record, Q.& A. Sessions are just right for his purposes. He and his guys have lots of experience with this sort of thing at Gitmo and Abu G.

Monday, July 9, 2007 02:20 PM

Something Big Is Coming Soon

1. Maybe the Mandatory Home Time is a backdoor way to reduce US presence, or,

2. Current rumor has it that the White House is about to announce (premptively, ironically) its own pull-back arrangement, or,

3. W. Bush, Cheney, and Rove still try to dumbfound us by announcing resumption of the US military draft. The big escalation right when they seem cornered. They did this after the elections, after the Iraq Study Group report, and it worked. Caught everybody flat-footed.

Monday, July 9, 2007 02:44 PM

Investment Opportunity!

I am looking for a few visionaries to join me in building a big sailboat freighter for the Great Lakes, a schooner.

Here's our cargo: We will pick up cabin cruisers and speedboats at every Great Lakes port and marina. And we will bring them to be recycled into something useful, something economically ecologically sustainable. Possibly we can recycle them into sailboats!

Perhaps, if you are visionary enough and rich enough, we can build our own Cabin Cruiser Recycling Facility! I have a location in mind, just down the Detroit River from my house. Millions in tax breaks and sweetheart deals are available from the all-but-broke City of Detroit and the all-but-broke State of Michigan

Once in an era opportunity! Operators are standing by!

Monday, July 9, 2007 04:33 PM
Original article: Quote of the Day

Theoretical Logic Versus Real Life

Kristol is not the only right-winger who does this. They ALWAYS give America the seemingly logical case. Kristol says something like, "The surge just started. Give it a chance to work."

Seems to make sense, but FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, PLEASE JUST LOOK AT THE REAL RESULTS!

Please look at what actually is happening! It is not working, and our soldiers and Marines die! With no progress, not even a goal.

I feel funny about this. I do not know Bill Kristol, but I met his sister once, long ago. She is nice, and smart, and human. So I imagine that Bill Kristol might be a real person...

However, he just seems to be a computer-generated, market-updated Casper Weinberger clone. Bill! Cool it with all the theoretical rheoretical horsefrocky!

If you keep it up, the International Court of Justice might lump you in with W. Bush + Cheney, and the International Court of Justice would have good reason to charge you in a couple years. Stop with the the Minister of Propaganda style fake logic!

Monday, July 9, 2007 05:03 PM

Points of Order

1. The Anonymous who suggested that elite immigrants/refugees (e.g. doctors) just darn hate it when they get treated like immigrants or refugees... That Anonymous is brilliant.

2. Whoever said that the UK has its own version of the problem is right on. Americans, please take heed. Do not assume that our experience is the same. Actually, our Muslim immigrants are much more assimilated than theirs. But our government is way stupider. Please get along with your Muslim neighbors. Pay no attention to the man behind the beltway.

Monday, July 9, 2007 06:49 PM
Original article: The cost of war

Let's Double What We Give To Afghanistan

And then let's use the rest to buy every single American family a tank of gas per week.

Or let's take all that dough, and use it to start a revolution, and invade/conquer Washington. Most ot the current US armed forces will come over to our side.

We will spare all the inhabitants of D.C. And we will take W. Bush and Cheney prisoner. Then we will stage War Crimes Trials.

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