Why $16,000? Why not $20,000? Seems like an odd number. And Gatorade? Vitamin Water is MUCH better with 50 cases of beef jerky. But calling the cops, man. Shoulda called the Cochrane Firm. After all, you only get one day in court.......

Just like the music biz, the whole problem is that no one has any idea how to make money when people are used to getting the product for free. A previous poster slammed newspapers for not having seen this coming years ago, but to what end? You think they haven't been sweating this trend for years? A large portion of what we call Journalism is going to die off because you simply can't make a paycheck from it any longer.

I just clicked on the link to see a picture of this woman and Lordy, she's just a nasty hag. As a 50-yr old guy I can tell you there is nothing good going on there. However, I also looked at her pic on Wikipedia, and I'm guessing that's a 1995 picture. Definitely smokin', in a slutty sort of way. Guys, can I get an Amen?

I'm tellin' ya, after reading stuff like this it really reminds me how awesome it is to be a white guy! Really, if you could be a white guy for one day, you would never go back. Probably not cool to say it, but oh, so true!!

God, you can't leave anything alone, can you? It's a TV show, for cryin' out loud. But you can't just sit back and enjoy it for what it is, can you? Can't a guy just enjoy the fantasy of midday drinking and rampant sexism for an hour a week? I'll bet you're a real treat on a date -

Me - Good fettucine, huh?

Amy - You wouldn't believe the amount of trans fats

Me - Like the salad?

Amy - Think of all the Honduran migrants whos sweat and backbreaking labor went into harvesting this. You should be ashamed.

Me - Another drink?

Amy - Why? So you can attempt to coerce me into non-consentual congress? Never, you blatant misogynist

Me - Waitress? Check, please

Amy - That's "WaitPERSON", patriarchal creep