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Thursday, May 7, 2009 07:45 AM

if you can't explain a boner to your kid

then maybe you should grow up. this is pathetic. i hate those commericals for purely aesthetic reasons, but if we're wasting all this time cause we're too prudish to have frank conversations with our children about sex then we totally fucked on all of our other -- ie, REAL -- problems.

Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:17 PM

baby steps people

you don't go from "totally fucked country" to "shining example of democracy" in one month, year, or term.

Friday, May 8, 2009 09:42 AM

this is the Sestak

that might run against Specter in the primary right?

[writes check for Sestak for Senate 2010 campaign]

Monday, May 11, 2009 07:29 AM

I, for one,

can't wait til he's in the wheelchair full-time. soon after, he'll lose the ability to speak. then, he will watch in silent, tortured agony as obama undoes the terror of the last eight years. think longshanks at the end of braveheart (sans the hero dying and all).

Tuesday, May 12, 2009 12:56 PM

agreed, Mr Smith

it seems highly unlikely that abstinence-only sex ed would be expressly funded by an administration that is looking for common sense answers to chronic problems. emphasis on common sense.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:36 AM

yikes

"The nominee has serious problems. Those kinds of things that might happen."

please tell me this is a bad transcript and NOT that the gop head of the judiciary committee speaks that poorly.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:52 PM

hit or miss is right

hit: beavis & butthead, idiocracy, office space, the "milton" shorts on SNL from his original office space short

miss: king of the hill and almost undoubtedly this pile of crap

not that liberals aren't ripe for skewering -- see south park, simpsons, blahblahblah -- its just that, as most letters have noted, centering a comedy on that premise (rather than infrequently adding such storylines to individual episodes) is pretty stale by now.

Monday, June 1, 2009 08:43 AM

says it all

"What kind of a country requires US Marshalls to protect *doctors* performing legal procedures?"

i want my country back.

Monday, June 1, 2009 09:28 AM

heads i win, tails you lose

GOP whines when a company is bailed out: "waahh, that's what bankruptcy is for".

then they when when they aren't bailed out: "waahh, you're screwing over the american car worker"

even an electorate as inattentive as this one sees through the GOP bullshit. they really have no hope at all if this is what they're planning on basing their "comeback" on. and that's sad because this country needs more effective political parties, not fewer.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 04:45 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

here's the difference, crackpots:

Tiller's murderer is clearly part of a larger organization of fanatics that have used terrorist tactics repeatedly in the past to achieve a political end.

This guy in Arkansas -- although there is a preliminary FBI file on him, the investigation has not turned up any hints of terrorist networks -- IS the lone nutcase that most media outlets are trying to portraying Tiller's murderer.

When it turns out that this man in Arkansas is part of a large, armed and dangerous network of terrorists operating inside the US, then it warrants full coverage. As full as the coverage on Tiller's death SHOULD be.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 09:08 PM

@seider

if the NBA/WNBA is any guide, it will be a looong time before we see women in AA ball, let alone the major leagues.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 06:34 AM

@ Melinda

also, we pay interest on what china loans us. last time i checked, there was no interest on the "aid" we have given israel. time to call in a few chips i'd say. PAST time.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 06:38 AM

now....

...how do we transform the GM manufacturing facilities we just bought (that's the royal we, as in all of the bloody US) to be capable of producing thngs like this?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:05 PM

how long before

all those anti-gay marriage forces, who clamored for this to be decided through state legislatures, not those filthy liberal activist judges, start to claim it's not the activist courts, not the state legislatures, but only THE PEOPLE, through constitutional convention, that can make such decisions.

enough segregation already. i am glad NH has followed my home state's (MA) lead!

Thursday, June 4, 2009 03:47 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

apparently

laura has never read any kurt vonnegut, or much sci-fi for that matter. who hasn't read storylines about aliens building the pyramids?

no wonder we get such poor excuses for journalists in the msm.

Monday, June 8, 2009 09:07 AM

same old, same old

why stick one's neck out for groups to the left of the Dem party? not that i don't think he should -- there are a host of instances where obama has let his left flank sit out on a limb very unfairly.

but where does it get him? it wins him support for the groups who have no (real) choice but to vote Dem, and it alienates a huge swath (hate to say it) of the electorate that they are trying to attract.

again -- i ain't sayin' it's right -- but if you're looking for cold political calculation, here it is.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 12:33 PM

the hiring of Penn

should basically render her unfit for the job.....what kind of judgment does that show?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 08:47 AM

nrspas

are the Colorado reps and senators willing to take the gitmo prisoners? if not, they're chickenshits.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:53 AM

i'll steal a line from The Hangover

"You are literally too stupid to insult."

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 10:26 AM

what a pile of crap

she got famous for being gorgeous, skinny, and a little bit better than average singer.

now that she's "overweight" (whether by 5 pounds or 500 pounds) and no longer in the public eye due to the fact that she is no longer physically attractive as she once was, she goes on a sojourn across the world to discover what "real" beauty is?

this sounds like an Onion article. what a joke. and the joke's on journalists who take it seriously. if you think she's going to get into an intellectual conversation with nebraskan girls about burquas, you haven't been paying attention.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 08:07 AM

start checking car trunks in buenos aires

for dead hookers. at this point its a toss-up on the gender.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:40 AM

yadda yadda yadda

was it una mjuer, o un hombre en argentina, senor sanford?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 09:56 AM

if you've seen Errol Morris' latest

you knew this had to be the case. "Standard Operating Procedure" is all about Abu Ghraib. easily the creepiest part is when a young MP describes how unidentified americans routinely brought dead detainees to be held overnight without any documentation that they, or the deceased, had ever been there.

if it can happen just one time, it's easily happened many more. this is exactly why we need a torture commissions, trials, and punishments.

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