Singer decided to let all the actors use their natural accents, instead of speaking with a German one.

--Tom Cruise isn't a good enough actor to speak his lines with a Real, Authentic German Accent. (RAGA).

The Picture's Producers and casting directors could have used John Banner and/or Werner Klemperer from, "Hogan's Heros, if they were still alive...There two are certainly better actors than Tom Cruise.....,....

Where are the kid's football picks, King?

--"Daddy, no more coin flips from ME 'till I get Chocolate Milk WHENEVER I want it!"--Daisy

--"Dad, I want a quarter for EVERY pick I make!"--Buster

--"We want our own office with 50" TVs, Satellite Radios, Hig Definition DVD players, a snack bar with all our favorite snacks and Lounge Chairs!"--The Kids

King...

Who'd the KIDZ pick?

--"Daddy...I like the Cardinals because I love bird animals and because Red is my favorite color."--Daisy

--"Daddy...I like the Steelers because Steelers are Real MEN like ME! And because I don't like birds and because Black is my favorite color."--Buster

Lawrence Peter Berra should never have gone back to the zoo that is the yankees in the Steinbrenner era. By doing so he belittled himself to no end.

--"Huh? Belittled? Huh? That's too big a word for a very typical sportswriter to use. Grantland Rice or Ring Lardner or Red Smith or Jim Bouton may have used it, but not ME."--King Kaufman

--"No it isn't, Dad...We learned that word in my elementary school!"--Buster

--"No it isn't Daddy...That word is exceptionally simplistic. Me and all my friends use it all the time...At Recess...In the playground...in the Girl's Room and everywhere else besides. Even Mommy says it all the time! It really is quite a simple word...We learned it in my PRE-SCHOOL class!!!"--Daisy (AKA) Buster Jr.

I didn't vote for the two-bit, B-Movie actor either time...

Anything...Film., Video etc. featuring Jim Carrey should be burned, erased and deleted from the Earth...Especially Carrey himself.