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Anything...Film., Video etc. featuring Jim Carrey should be burned, erased and deleted from the Earth...Especially Carrey himself.
I didn't vote for the two-bit, B-Movie actor either time...
Lawrence Peter Berra should never have gone back to the zoo that is the yankees in the Steinbrenner era. By doing so he belittled himself to no end.
--"Huh? Belittled? Huh? That's too big a word for a very typical sportswriter to use. Grantland Rice or Ring Lardner or Red Smith or Jim Bouton may have used it, but not ME."--King Kaufman
--"No it isn't, Dad...We learned that word in my elementary school!"--Buster
--"No it isn't Daddy...That word is exceptionally simplistic. Me and all my friends use it all the time...At Recess...In the playground...in the Girl's Room and everywhere else besides. Even Mommy says it all the time! It really is quite a simple word...We learned it in my PRE-SCHOOL class!!!"--Daisy (AKA) Buster Jr.
King...
Who'd the KIDZ pick?
--"Daddy...I like the Cardinals because I love bird animals and because Red is my favorite color."--Daisy
--"Daddy...I like the Steelers because Steelers are Real MEN like ME! And because I don't like birds and because Black is my favorite color."--Buster
Where are the kid's football picks, King?
--"Daddy, no more coin flips from ME 'till I get Chocolate Milk WHENEVER I want it!"--Daisy
--"Dad, I want a quarter for EVERY pick I make!"--Buster
--"We want our own office with 50" TVs, Satellite Radios, Hig Definition DVD players, a snack bar with all our favorite snacks and Lounge Chairs!"--The Kids
Singer decided to let all the actors use their natural accents, instead of speaking with a German one.
--Tom Cruise isn't a good enough actor to speak his lines with a Real, Authentic German Accent. (RAGA).
The Picture's Producers and casting directors could have used John Banner and/or Werner Klemperer from, "Hogan's Heros, if they were still alive...There two are certainly better actors than Tom Cruise.....,....
Perhaps Ms Palin could pose for Playboy...
--"Sometimes My Daddy is just real, real LAZY and he doesn't want to work.......So, My Mommy says to him, "Hey King, You're the Family Bread Winner...Get to work and write something...You take a lot of Vacations.....More than President BUTCH, who is the Vacationer in Chief!"--Mr. Buster Kaufman......
Bye, from Mr. Buster!!!
--"My Daddy is quitting because every week I flip a coin (a quarter) and sometimes by accident (my Big Brother) dares me to eat the quarter and so then I do eat the coin (a quarter)!--Daisy (AKA Buster Junior).
BYE, from Ms. Daisy (AKA, Ms. Buster Junior)!!!
King...
You seem to take more vacations than The Vacationer in Chief, GeeDubya Bush, who is about to go on a very Loooooooooooooooooooog Vacation.
--"Iowa? Huh...IOWA? Where or what the hell is IOWA? Is IOWA maybe a state or maybe a country or maybe a territory? HUH?"--Sarah Palin
--"I am not amused"--Bill The CAT
--"Me neither..."--Milo
--""Huh?"--Binkley
I Suspect that The Republicans had a hand in the death of Mr. Wellstone. How coulit be otherwise?
1. This software only runs on PCs. Not on Macs. Can Microsoft be trusted with The National Pastime (TNP). I prefer to think not.
2. 2,000 simulations. How long does one simulation last?
They better not fire my DADDY cause my DADDY helps me with all my right FOOTBALL PIX!--Mr. Buster
Them better not fire my DADDY 'cause my Daddy give me coin to flip and he helps me flip the coin too and once when I ate the coin he said, Daisy don't eat the coin, it's dirty, and so then I said Daddy I didn't really eat the coin but my BIG BROTHER, Mr. Buster, pretended that he did eat the coin, but he really didn't!!!--Ms Daisy (ALA buster Jr.)
King:
Another vacation?
You're taking nearly as many vacations as the Vacationer-in-Chief, GeeDubya
King...
You don't actually care about the Oympics and horrible coverage by US television networks, do you?
Why do they show more,"up close and personal" features than actual sporting events?
Why do they only, with a few excetions, events featuring featuring spoiled, classless, American medal winners?
Why don't they ever show the TEAM HANDBALL finals?
I certainly will not watch 1 minute of NBCs Olympic coverage.
Finally, what about adverts for the Olympia Beer Co?
Just rid the Earth of Jim Rome.
The article about Ed Burns is on the front page of Sunday's NY Times "Arts and Leisure" section!
On the front page of yesterday's NY Times (7.6.2008) there is an article about Ed Burns.
How does it handle on ice and snow?
I think Buster and his sister, Daisy (Buster, Jr.) should get my vote.
Do I *HAVE* a vote?
King, I still think that when you're off, Buster and Daisy (Buster Jr.) could fill in for you.
If someone wore the number Pi how many digits would be displayed?
For those pesky home run calls why not use six umpires in all games like they do in the postseason?
--"Huh? No way, No WAY! Then we'ed hafta hire extra umpires!"--Ann Owner
--"Them is still playing Basked Balls? Why, Daddy?--Buster Kaufman
--"Buster say bask-kedt-ball are stoopidt game! Are it, Daddy?"--Daisy Kaufman (AKA Buster Jr.)
They're still playing Basketball? Why?
"Daddy, can I fire Girardi now?"--Hank Steinbrenner
This sounds a lot more interesting.
Perhaps the networks could bid for the world telecast rights.
W. C. Fields: Beanbag? Ah, very good; it becomes very exciting at times. I saw the championship played in Paris. Many people were killed.
Do you remember that the Washington Wizards were once the Baltimore Bullets?
China boycotted the 1980 Olympic Summer Games in Moscow after the Soviet Union invaded Afganistan.
--"Huh?" Who are them places? Wha boycott?"--GeeDubya