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Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:01 PM

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I made an earlier comment that Barack Obama is raising $55 MILLION DOLLARS a Month just to get his skinny black ass elected into the most unforgiving job on the planet. What a waste of time and resources. I say let Bush stay in for the next 20 years with the caveat that he can not nominate another justice to the Supreme Court. Let Obama continue to raise his-going to the calculator, I am not Spock-$660 MILLION annual dollars and New Orleans gets year One just because they need it and at Mardi Gras every womean flashes her tits. Education gets years two and three. Public Dildo education gets $100 million in year 4 with the rest going to diapers and speed and wine for the homeless. Hey, it's like the Olympics. Let's celebrate. Year 5, always Liberace's favorite number, every first born female-yeah, yeah, I know...-gets a free piano in the hope that sheer numbers can duprecipricate a Mozart lots of luck Yank and so on you get the picture. We can have a suggestions contest for years 6-20.

I still think the whole thing is a crock of shit but don't want to step on the toes of those who still think they can make a difference. Have a nice day.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:07 PM

And Another Thing

It's a beggar's life, said the Queen of Spain

But don't tell it to a poor man

'Cause he's got to kill for every thrill

The best he can

Everywhere around me

I see jealousy and mayhem

Because no men have all their peace of mind

To carry them

Well I don't really care

If it's wrong or if it's right

But until my ship comes in

I'll live night by night

Do you actually think that Barack Obama is going to make a difference? The whole thing is gamed. The whole thing is shit.

Start stocking up on canned goods.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:52 PM

Obama Clinton McCain Blow Me

Never even bothered to read the article. Who cares? We all know that American politics is just a crock of shit. Obama is raising $55 MILLION Dollars a month. Clinton is spamming her supporters to help her with her campaign debt and the PUMAS are responding. Lord knows to what evil depths John McCain has sold his soul. The Russians are now on the verge of invading the Ukraine and retaking Poland. Will the Poles ever get a break? If Barack Obama had a soul he would donate all his campaign contributions to help re-build New Orleans. Otherwise he and Oprah are just a couple of rich Niggers with an agenda. If Hillary Clinton really cared she would be screaming her fat ass off about Health Care, about HPV and how the Pharmaceutical companies are marketing every vagina born in the last 15 years into a Love Canal crisis. Otherwise she is just a power hungry cunt waiting to squirt on the vest of some congressional page. If John McCain were still alive, he would turn the VA into a model of healthcare efficiency and extend that success to every American. Otherwise he is just another limp-dicked old fart waxing nostagic over times that are long gone and have no fucking chance of ever returning. Earth to McCain; Go Fuck Yourself. So that seems to be this year's universal campaign slogan. Go Fuck Yourself. As for myself, come November I am voting for Satan. God is Dead, the Devil has escaped, and I can't wait for all Hell to break loose.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:34 PM

Obama/Clinton/McCain/Conventions etc

Never even bothered to read the article. Who cares? We all know that American politics is just a crock of shit. Obama is raising $55 MILLION Dollars a month. Clinton is spamming her supporters to help her with her campaign debt and the PUMAS are responding. Lord know to what evil depths John McCain has sold his soul. The Russians are now on the verge of invading the Ukraine and retaking Poland. Will the Poles ever get a break? If Barack Obama had a soul he would donate all his campaign contributions to help re-build New Orleans. Otherwise he and Oprah are just a couple of rich Niggers with an agenda. If Hillary Clinton really cared she would be screaming her fat ass off about Health Care, about HPV and how the Pharmaceutical companies are marketing every vagina born in the last 15 years into a Love Canal crisis. Otherwise she is just a power hungry cunt waiting to squirt on the vest of some congressional page. If John McCain were still alive, he would turn the VA into a model of healthcare efficiency and extend that success to every American. Otherwise he is just another limp-dicked old fart waxing nostalgic over times that are long gone and have no fucking chance of ever returning. Earth to McCain; Go Fuck Yourself. So that seems to be this year's universal campaign slogan. Go Fuck Yourself. As for myself, come November I am voting for Satan. God is Dead, the Devil has escaped, and I can't wait for all Hell to break loose.

Monday, August 11, 2008 07:59 PM
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Wild Wild West

Your an idiot.

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