Awwww, who gives a cracked patoot! I give you Keith Richards and Jim Fixx. You are damned if you do and damned if you don't. So smoke a cigarette, have a beer with your burger, take a long walk through the park, shove a garden hose up yer keister, evacuate your bowels and your mind, and enjoy the rest of the summer. Remember, Labor Day is only 4 weeks away.

I will say it again, just for the record. Just so all of you understand. And as far as Republican Gov'nus getting a little trim on the side, not my style. My wife keeps me happy. As I do her. But maybe Sanford's wife is a bitch. Any of you consider that? And Argentina is really exotic. Who wouldn't want that tatooed on their resume. Besides, we will all be dead in the future. He got his and you did not. Just something for you to put into your equation. Perhaps you can ask Carrie. All that shit is made-up anyway. Anyway, here goes about Michael Jackson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael Jackson was brilliant. He was a child-molesting freak who should have been viciously put to sleep years ago. There isn't a real man on this planet who would not have beaten this stupid fuck to death in a New York minute. Any adult who let this piece of shit anywhere near their children should also be injected with sleep serum. Go fuck yourselves. In a week we will never have to listen to this stupid, bullshit again. He is dead. You are not. Thank your lucky stars. Now go take your children out to have a burger.

Have I made myself clear? And I am what you assholes call a progressive. I am on your side. But you are too stupid to invite to one of my picnics. Welcome to the 21st century.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael Jackson was brilliant. He was a child-molesting freak who should have been viciously put to sleep years ago. There isn't a real man on this planet who would not have beaten this stupid fuck to death in a New York minute. Any adult who let this piece of shit anywhere near their children should also be injected with sleep serum. Go fuck yourselves. In a week we will never have to listen to this stupid, bullshit again. He is dead. You are not. Thank your lucky stars. Now go take your children out to have a burger.

Dear Joan,

Next time, please do your homework. Jeffrey Miller, Allison Krause, Sandra Scheuer, William Knox Schroeder. Iran is about to join the civilized nations. I guess.

Respectfully yours,

Michael John Nissen

Health Care costs will go down if all the middle-men are removed from the process. Get rid of the HMOs. Get rid of the insurance companies who argue with doctors over the best procedures. Anything short of this is corruption. But our congressional representatives have been bought. This whole thing is a farce.

Who cares. Good Riddance.

The nonsense ofthe Mayan Apocalypse, we can just put that where it belongs...

But to discuss the troubles of those who are toubled...Who cares? We are closing in on 7 billion people on this planet. If the alkis and the druggies and the other troubled or otherwise disturbed members of our world can't handle that which they can so readily control can't handle the pressure, then so what. There are others who are ready to take their place.

I really don't give a flying fart at a rolling donught if you drink a bottle of scotch a night or do enough Horse to wake our Congress up from their stupor; just do something. If it is little; good. If is is big; great. The freaks amongst us sometimes do the craziest things.

Ciao~

Every so often Hollywood feels pressured to do the right thing. The right thing this year was to elevate Bollywood to some majestic high. Hollywood also felt pressure to elevate Black actors in the not too distant past. So Oscars were presented to Cuba Gooding Jr., Denzel, and Halle Berry, all in a very short period of time. Since then there have been two if memory serves. "Slumdog" was a good movie. Indian cinema was rewarded for having made something that didn't make you want to run out of the theatre/room/viewing venue screaming and longing for "Silence of the Lambs" or "Bananas".

I wanted to say something. But now that I think about it, I really don't care. Everyone can go to Hell. Funny how these blogs become annoying. Message to all; Go fuck yourselves. Have a nice day.