Ms. Traister wraps up her little report on a renown *female* philander by accusing *men* of being remorseless home-wrecking bastards.

This non-sequiter is worthy of Fox news.

So take a big whiff. Can you smell it?

Some people say (according to our unnamed sources and biased in-house polls) that this is the smell of rotten pussy. We report, you decide...

From Judy Miller's WMD to Jayson Blaire these folks just continue to make it up as they go. Glad to see Salon kick them to the curb. We need more straight reporting like this that exposes the mainstream media for the lazy self-serving beast that it is.

It seems that all the women here write is endless tripe about the plight of ... women.

To require feminism to serve up happiness on a platter for women is to ask of it something that is not asked of any other political or cultural movement or philosophy.

For happiness try:

• Buddhism
• Judaism
• Psychotherapy

Or a dozen other political or cultural movements or philosophies.

Bring 'em home and impeach the POTUS.

Or do the fish and marine mammals get to choke on them?

Otherwise, beautiful.

Where is Osama when you need him? Or, better, Holden Caulfield?

Al Franken's comments were spot on. But, what was he doing there?

This kind of "kiss the fabulous rich insider's ass" affair is what turns gov. over to special interests and makes avg. Americans so cynical. It is as bad among rich libby New York Daddy's Girl fems as it is among faux conservative Texas Daddy's Boy cowboys.

No wonder guys like Hugo, Saddam, and Stalin get so popular.

Not who sends the checks for the bills, but whose money actually covers them.

Where did they find the gold bedpan? Did the hooker steal it from the old man? What is the point of the gay midget with the afro (he seemed superfluous to me)...

Just sayin'

No Demos voted for Bush. Most Repubs did. So, basically, it's up to them to save us. Sad, but true. But will any of them own up to their mistake in twice electing this man?

Doubtful. Like the gambler who won't leave the table until he "wins it all back" (and thus stays until he's flat ass broke) these folks are suffering serious cognitive dissonance. Like their fearless leader they just won't admit it's all fucked up.

Surely, this is all Clinton's fault? Wasn't it the crazy liberals who got us into Iraq? 9/11 wasn't Al Queda, it wasn't Saddam, it was... Al Gore!!

What we really need to do is sell Texas back to Mexico, Alaska back to the Russians, and make the rest of the midwest Indian territory again.

And now you know why. Impeach the President. Register Independent.

So we got it, LW, your life is good, and you can get a man. Congrats!

Now how about giving back a bit instead of just taking up space?

There is no shortage of opportunity in the "make a difference" dept.

Effort, committment, and consequence can mature anyone fast.

Here's hoping you age a day or two...

A dark house, lit only by candles, snow falling silently in great drifts outside, a crackling fire in the fireplace, a couple bottles of wine, and some hot scented oil . . . LW missed her chance for a threesome!

We can fill journals with all the evidence of Bush incompetence. But what is the point?

We need an active organized impeachment effort now. Anything less is mere thumb-sucking. This is the problem with Dems. People need to get behind Feingold (or whatever his name is) and start cutting the US out of POTUS (yeah, that was cheezy, someone come up with something better plz)

I wonder what kind of howles we'd have here if I sat around discussing my experience raping a woman and how it's just so much hotter that way.

But the other way around? That is just part of a woman exploring her boundaries. Unless, of course, the man turns out to be a lousy lay. In which case ...

"RAPE!!! Oh, officer, it was just so awful, he could hardly get it up... I mean, no wait... let me explain...."

P.S. This is exactly how sexually self-indulgent hypocritical feminist ho bags turn middle america into a conservative Christian wasteland. You go, gyrrls... You are Karl Rove's dream babes. With friends like you the average American woman need not worry about men.

Oh... how maudlin.

And nor will the poor. So, this relationship is headed for the dustbin.

On the upside, you've only known him four months. You're not exactly soulmates yet.

It's actually a pain in the ass to shoot fish in a barrel.

First of all, you're gonna get leaks in your barrel straight off. That's gonna ruin your fish.

Second, bullets don't travel well under water due to the coefficient of drag.

Finally, you're really gonna mess up the meat if you do get the fish.

But probably you're gonna miss.

So, here's a thought: Get a net.

P.S. 800's on SAT = 1600 if you add 'em up. He did use the plural there, smarty pants.

Tyler, wtf, bus-sex is the hottest shit coming or goin'. Don't let your woman hold out on you. It's a frickin' conspiracy of these women to deny a man that. Just be all like, "We g.oing downtown, my fair lady ho" and then after you get her back there, lay that bitch down on the 5-across, you know the big ole' backseat that covers the aisle and both lanes and gets the biggest ba-dumpity bump, just like in high-school.

Don't miss out bro', I'm telling ya, the bus-itty bump is where it's at. And don't settle for no local ride, you want the downtown ecpress.

LOL

Anal. A gentleman should not settle for less.