EAP meets RMN

Now Elvis -- The Pelvis --

used to leave brandy-new Cadillacs

for those he considered deserving souls.

Saying that the 'Caddy', this fine, shiny slick, aut-o-mo-bile

was the ultimate symbol of America.

So the "King of Rock&Roll",

wishing to serve his country once again,

as he did when he cut his silky locks for the army,

called on those folks at the White House and asked,

if he could help catch some commies?

And the President

who reminded many of a hunch-backed King Richard

carrying all his political evils

on legs that tormented him without mercy, said:

"That uh, well I'm sorry. So sorry,

that I, I mean to say we

don't really look for them now.

You know, ever since my trip to China;

I, I mean we, don't call them commies,

at least in public anymore.

But I do like your music and the way

you swivel your hips. I'll betcha'

it drives those chicks crazy."

And this President went on to say

how the nation could have used

a fine, God-fearing, loyal,

clean-cut, American boy,

like Mr. Presley was years ago.

But not right now.

And Elvis, whacked-out on pills,

rouged and mascaraed to look alive

dressed in sequins for the next show,

began to imagine the words to the tune,

You're the devil in disguise,

as he headed-back to Vegas-unreality -

that neon pulsing world of disappointment

where his soul sickened.

Eventually dying

on a toilet seat in palatial Graceland.

While the President, his shadow and stubble

forever recorded on his own best-selling tapes

of posturing curses never realized

the symbolic disgrace -- when he had to leave

all the citizens...just an old Ford.

Can the dead-vampires-or-shape-shifters-or whatever truly be relegated to 'non-appearance' in subsequent sequel episodes??? The dangers of this TRUEBLOOD series getting 'too-campy' are obvious. JASON STACKHOUSE could turn into the perfekt political candidate - or remain the 'stoopidest-WHITE-BOY' of all-time!!! Say isn't REPREHENSIBLE DENNIS KUCINICH a shape-shifter with a bad turd on his head??? Oh sorry he is just the 'ALIEN CANIDATE' of choice cuz he's seen or been in an 'alien spacecraft' with WARREN's sister SHIRLEY!!! NOW THAT WOULD BE AN ONGOING INTERESTIN SERIES!!!

Firstly, the DOW went 'wild' not because of President-elekt OBAMA's pick for the TREASURY POST. TIM GEITHNER is a former protege of Mrrrrrr. KISSengendured and has not 'held' a real job since his undergrad daze at DARTMOUTH - asides frum gimme jobz wid his friendky DEMBHOLEZ at da FED. Second, this particular day a FRIDAY wuz a 'triple-witching' options-day and the choice of OBAMA and his 'team' to announce the 'pyck' for TREASURY would have been greeted with a rise even if he had selected 'MICKEY-MOUSE' who cast his vote for the PREZ-ELEKT in certain precincts in OHIO and elsewheres. Thirdly, this presunt systurn believes in continuity - steadeeness - anticipated knowledge of supposed coming evunts - large firms/groups determine buying/sellin sprees for their own benefits. THIS DOWNTURN WAS E-ZILY PREDIKTED AND SHOULD BE OVUH BY THE FINAL QUARTER OF 2009 - if IF the 'giveaway' 'SHAR-DA-WEALTH' plans of President-OBAMA ta da suppressed masses + MARXZIST MORONIC MAMAS dunt cripple usuns furst???!!! But hell let's do it fur the chilluns!!! Ha.

SARAH PALIN in last nights's so-called 'debate' proved that a) she is competent standing-up to SENATURD JOE'it-was-a-hairplug-not-a-brain-transplant'BIDEN, b) PALIN is telogenic with a folksy mid-WEST kind of straight-talk c) PALIN[just luv printing out her name cuz LIBERALS-no-PROFRESSIVES-no-COMMIES-no-DEMBHOLES cringe at her name!!! Ha.] is just downright likeable - the same way former PUTZ-in-CHIEF BILL CLINTON is likeable - the same way GEORGE BUSH is more likeable than say former SENATURD AL GORE, SENATURD or JOHN'the-Fraud'KERRY or even SENATURD JOHN'the-old-fool'McCAIN] SARAH PALIN is more LIKEABLE and definitely more HONEST than most of these SENATURDS!!! SARAH PALIN also proved that she is not 'toxic ivy' because of her FEMALE SEX or her HORMONES!!! These so-called 'debates' are not football games. They are designed to expose candidates composure, speaking ability, and stage presence. PALIN aside from asking SENATURD 'Hairplug' JOE if she could just call him 'JOE'??? knew the name of the ARMY commander in IRAQ which 'Hairplug' JOE did not mention in his bathetic attempts down maudlin memory lane is repeatedly restating how his father called him "...CHAMP"[as if he was cute RICKY SCHROEDER from the movie with JON VOIGT or perhaps JACKIE COOPER with WALLACE BERRY in the original tearjerker 'THE CHAMP' which is more in old 'Hairplug' JOE's timeframe at the dawn of 'talkies'???] 'Hairplug' JOE squawked "Talk - talk - talk" AS PROOF that he and BARRY'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA would have a better 'foreign diplomacy' than the BUSH or McCAIN administration's. TALKING was wonderful for NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN in dealing with HERR HITLER and more recently in not-confronting 'MAD'VLAD in GEORGIA wan't it??? Doubtless this 'debate' will not change many opinions/attitudes. BUT IT DOES ESTABLISH FOR SOME SARAH PALIN's BONAFIDES TO BE ON THE NATIONAL STAGE.

Poof - waving their 'magic wand' the UNITED STATES SENATURDS have transformed this SOCIALIST-SCHIESS+SILLY-SPIN ubto somethung they deem palatable for the idiot 'common people'!!! AMAZING that they condone to share the same air as us this group of 'privileged'+above all intelligent millionaires???!!! Why shouldn't the SECRETARY get $700BILLION DOLLARS of our TAX MONIES to do with as he pleases because we already gave $85BILLION DOLLARS to AIG - because BECAUSE his former employer GOLDMAN-SUCKS has a $20BILLION DOLLAR STAKE in AIG???!!! AH our TAX MONIES so well spent because SENATURDS tell us!!! Ha. [Meanwhile not a peep, tremor about the REAL CULPRITS who caused this mess - in JAPAN cretins like REPREHENISBLE BARNEY FRANK, SENATURD 'COUNTRYWIDE MORTGAGE' DODD, economic whizzes RAINES+JOHNSON, D^CKHEAD CLINTON, the present President BUSH and ALLEN GREENSPAN - would be asked to resign or commit seppuke(hari-kari) to atone for their various disgraces!!!] PASS THE CHOP-SUEY.