Not once in his/her life. Not even on this very thread, when he/she couldn't even remember the name of the writer he/she was mocking. Such human perfection is very impressive!

At least RealName's disappointment is sincere -- the next disastrous Jonestown Administration misadventure can't come soon enough for some.

Try posting again when the hallucinogens wear off. If they wear off. And if your delusional state is in fact drug-induced. Actually, I take it all back -- regardless of how you got this way, I doubt there's any help for you.

...to witness the last remaining Jonestown faithful, like Elephantman, forcing themselves to take Kool-Aid enemas. If only they had the decency to refrain from douching in public.

If one didn't know better, one might think that my description of Bill Moyers was a mirror image of how the Angry Left views Dick Cheney.

-- Elephantman

Recent polls would indicate your "angry left" now encompasses more than 80% of the American people. In fact, Elephantman, it probably isn't safe for you to walk out your front door without encountering a member of that "angry left" within seconds. Yet another reason for you to stay indoors, disconnect your phone and computer, and wait quietly for merciful death to take you.

Much to Elephantman's dismay, Bill O'Reilly is a flaming gasbag, while Bill Moyers is a genuine top-flight journalist. They share almost nothing in common, aside from being featherless bipeds.

-- Paul Rosenberg

O'Reilly had the feathers removed? Geez, that must have taken a while -- and cost a fortune!

I guess I should watch "Entertainment Tonight" more often.

Excuse me while I induce vomiting.

-- Elephantman

You certainly do.

What does "teh" mean? I've seen it a lot and assumed it was simply a mistyping of "the," but occasionaly (as in Che Pasa's comment above) it appears to be intentional.

Can anyone enlighten me? Thanks!

What's really shocking about that Broder column today is he equates Reid with Alberto Gonzales! You've got to read it to believe it. Someone must be putting PCP in the old geezer's Metamucil.

Believe it or not, that pathetic photo of the uber-pathetic Fred Hiatt is his official Washington Post portrait and appears on articles that carry his byline. Sad, ain't it?

The Washington Post should be forced to reprint that shameful editorial every May 1 (accompanied by Fred's photo!)

(And don't insult gay men by suggesting that Hiatt, et al who call attention to Commander Codpiece's "jewels" are frustrated homosexuals). ... Hiatt's picture reinforces this phenomenon: He looks like a condescending boob.

-- nlacey

I beg to differ. Hiatt looks like a terrified closet case cruising a public restroom looking for a taste of military meat. The panic in the eyes is a dead giveaway.

I hear you're celebrating with a great big pitcher of the Chimp's urine! Oops, forgot -- can't get the Chimp's urine, it might not test "clean"!

Why don't you just call yourself "Cheney's Sixth Deferment"?

A good question for the Salon crowd to consider is how can any religion who believes its god-given duty is to dominate humankind ever be sated?

-- Victoria L.

Actually, that would be an even better question for the Pope.

I am a homosexual.

Harvey Mansfield is a faggot.

His first wife and his daughter were killed in a car crash.

-- masaccio

A double suicide, perhaps?

I could go on and on, but my heart would burst with outrage.

-- nabalzbbfr

Oh please, please, PLEASE do go on!

I followed that link and read the brief biography of Mansfield, which contains this irresistible nugget:

He has hardly left Harvard since his first arrival in 1949...

Sounds like he's terrified to leave the safety of the campus; he might run into a real man (or woman, or poodle puppy) who could beat him up!

"If Rudy Giuliani and Ahmadinejad got in a street fight in an alley somewhere in Queens, who would win the fight?"

-- DCLaw1

Gee, did Tweety volunteer to fellate the winner, or does he intend to remain faithful to President Butch?

For future reference.

-- shooter242

I see Shooter is already picking out the drapes for his guard tower at the concentration camp. Want to bet the rug will have a lovely sunburst pattern?

I wonder how man of those 324 letters Simon mentions were simply complaining that the Edwards haircut is not a story!

And while we're on the subject, how much do you think it costs to fly Alberto Gonzales to North Korea for his visits to Kim Jong Il's stylist?

I used to think of Chris Matthews as a boil on the ass of our national political discourse. Now I see he's actually a malignant tumor. As our nation is lowered into its grave, we hear not a hymn nor a dirge but that grotesque, insane laugh of his.

Glenn: The list of our country's most famous cheerleaders is a diverse and prestigious one -- including Ann-Margaret, Paula Abdul, Vanna White, Katie Couric, Mandy Moore, Trent Lott, Thad Cochran and George W. Bush.

What this country needs is a Kitten with a Whip. I'd even be willing to sit through a revised Viva Las Vegas with Elvis wooing Chimpy by the swimming pool. Not to mention W in Bye Bye Bushie!