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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 09:35 AM

Lou Dobbs needs to prove...

...that the carpet matches the drapes. Live, on national TV.

Monday, March 23, 2009 09:07 PM

What I would like to know is why is anybody the slightest bit interested in anything Kissinger has to say?

He fucked Jill St. John.

Monday, March 23, 2009 06:53 PM

Do they have "hate sex"?

I'd like to hear more about the built-in adversarial relationship between WaPo/CNN media critic Howard Kurtz and his wife, GOP media strategist Sheri Annis. With the incorruptable journalistic watchdog literally sharing a bed with a stalwart of the right-wing noise machine, that must be one violent household.

Monday, March 23, 2009 06:43 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Of course it's an "invisible" hand!

That way, you don't see it while it's picking your pocket.

Thursday, October 30, 2008 09:10 AM

I just got off the phone with Jesus Christ...

...and he said if you read WingNutDaily, you're going to hell. I responded that if you read WingNutDaily, you're already in hell. Jesus had a good laugh and promised we'd get together for drinks real soon.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008 10:30 AM

She can see Russia from her church's witch-burning pyre!

McCain has also turned to O.J. Simpson for marriage counseling, as well as Charles Krauthammer for dancing lessons.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 01:31 PM
Original article: This Modern World

There's something missing...

Tom, you left out the part where the reckless driver blames the passenger and questions her judgment, courage, patriotism and religious faith.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:38 AM

@ Cat vs. Roomba

What's odd is Salon readers practically throwing themselves on the ground prostrate to worship her shoes.

-- Cat vs. Roomba

Oh, right -- forgot about her shoes! They were fabulous too.

What's that on your feet, Cat? Not Nikes or Adidas. I didn't realize they still made Pumas.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 09:38 AM

@kufir77

But in my opinion, yes, a man who swore allegiance to Hitler, was his bodyguard and drove him around should have been imprisoned for life, but I guess that's just the rightwing extremist in me talking.

"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?" -- Monica Goodling

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 12:14 PM

The internet is just a series of tubes...

... and apparently each of those tubes is carrying a felony indictment for Sen. Stevens.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 12:11 PM
Original article: The two Richard Cohens

One would have to be a fool or a Frenchman...

...to doubt the inerrant wisdom of the WaPo's insidious neoCohen.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 12:00 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Ah, the Invisible Hand of the Marketplace!

Think about it -- it's invisible, thus the perfect device for surreptitiously picking our pockets!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 03:17 PM

It's a match made in heaven!

Self-hating homosexuals endorse the self-defeating candidate!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 03:10 PM

Bill Orally just wants a little mayo on his falafel

Honestly, this kind of gender-switch joke has been with us since John McCain learned to ride a dinosaur. Homophobia is a malignant disease.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 08:06 AM
Original article: How gay it would be

Are you retarded, or just a hack?

And how does your son feel about having such a trite, inept writer for a parent?

Friday, June 20, 2008 09:09 AM

@ paul_lukasiak

"Where's Hillary?" was a rhetorical question. I know exactly where she is -- sucking up to the Republican right, exactly where she's been since I regrettably helped get her elected to the Senate.

Perhaps if she chose to lead on an issue like this, she would be the Democratic nominee today. Perhaps if she picked up the baton right now, she'd sweep into the convention on a wave of grateful grassroots support and have a chance at an upsetting the nomination.

But that would require courage, integrity and leadership, wouldn't it?

Friday, June 20, 2008 08:14 AM

@ paul_lukasiak

Funny, I was just thinking that with Hillary out of the presidential race, she has plenty of time (and leftover energy) to lead on this issue.

Where is she? What is she doing about it? All I hear are crickets.

Perhaps she's working on another anti-flag-burning amendment, or ramping up to support another illegal, unjustified war.

Once again, my Senator -- whom I campaigned and voted for -- has let me and my country down. It's why I couldn't support her run for the presidency and why I'll support her Democratic challenger if she runs for re-election to the Senate.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 09:10 AM

Jeff (James) Gannon (Guckert) will be there too!

He's a real journalist who got unfettered access to the White House! And he can be rented even cheaper than the National Press Club!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 08:34 AM
Original article: Various items

@ Math Buff

Michael Reagan is Ronald Reagan's son from his first marriage to Jane Wyman. Ron Reagan is his son from his second marriage to Nancy Davis. Please check your facts.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 07:54 AM
Original article: Strange but true

What a weak season for new Broadway musicals!

Oh, rock music on Broadway! What a novelty! It's only been 40 years since "Hair," and Broadway musicals had already been sampling rock'n'roll since the '50s. "Passing Strange" might have seemed fresh and original 25 years ago; I found it tired, clumsy, self-indulgent and ear-splitting (it's amplified as if the small theatre was an arena!) It's also playing to half-empty houses, and a significant portion of the audience walks out cursing the critics who praised it. In a healthier Broadway season, it would be a footnote.

But the sad fact is, none of this year's other contenders are any better.

Monday, June 9, 2008 01:27 PM

In Soviet Union, television watches YOU!

Pretty soon Yakov Smirnoff will be able to dust off his old act, change all the USSR reference to the USA, and tour the former Soviet republics to huge acclaim.

Friday, June 6, 2008 01:44 PM

@DurianJoe

"But tell me why it is that Italian horror maestros love to gouge out women's eyes or disembowel them or worse, run stakes through their orifices?"

Perhaps you've heard of an obscure little organization called the Catholic Church?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 03:29 PM

I'd like to thank Harriet Christian

I suspect the wide dissemination of her remarks is what put Obama over the top in delegates today. Bravo, you repulsive old bigot.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 03:23 PM

The "Saudi Arabia of Renewable Foods"?!?!?!?!

I thought MInnesota was the "Valhalla of Wide-Stance Closet Queens."

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 03:18 PM
Original article: More delegates for Obama

As my grandmother used to say...

...turnips grow with their heads in the ground. Keep that in mind when evaluating the credibility of certain commenters.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 03:13 PM

My theory

Check to see where Fallon's wife, children and pets are right now. I suspect they're currently being "held" in a "secure undisclosed location" and Fallon will say whatever he's told to say if he wants to see them alive again.

Monday, June 2, 2008 10:51 AM

Ralph Nader positively SLAUGHTERED George Clooney in the 200 election!

Now, if you point out that George Clooney's name wasn't on the ballot, you're just a Commie Muslim Racist Sexist Obamabot.

I am a constituent and former enthusiastic supporter of Sen. Clinton. By 2006, after her vote to authorize the war in Iraq, her outrageous anti-flag-burning amendment and her constant capitulations to the Republican right, I voted for her ONLY because she is nominally a Democrat.

She can expect to face a passionate and vigorous challenge if/when she runs for reelection here in New York.

Monday, June 2, 2008 10:33 AM

Of course Taylor Marsh is outraged!

If you were nothing but Michelle Malkin's brain under Amy Winehouse's wig, you'd be outraged too!

Thursday, May 29, 2008 02:36 PM

@ShawnWM

Why not just get it over with and start screaming "nigger-nigger-nigger" like the vile Rushbot you are?

Thursday, May 29, 2008 01:46 PM

Thanks, Amity!

All of America's 43 non-white presidents salute your perspicacity.

Good luck with your civil and personal rights under McCain's Spanish Inquisition -- I mean, Supreme Court.

Thursday, May 29, 2008 01:39 PM

Who needs Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos"...

... when we've got so many Hillarepublicans willing to throw America under the bus -- specifically, the "Straight Talk Express".

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