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Sunday, August 3, 2008 09:39 PM

bull shit stew

so, oh arbiter of all things Democratic, when was the party pure enough to meet your ever so demanding standard? FDR? Well, that would mean dixiecrats, crooked union bosses, and a whole lot of that stinking pile we can now call either, euphemistically, Ray-gun democrats, or the fascist base. So, Einstein, what's left, no pun intended? You? Your purist Wisconsin roots (mine are in the Minnesota Farmer-Labor party, so don't hand me that cheese, whiz. Get a fucking life. The party has NEVER been monolithic, of one purpose, clearly directed, and ideologically centered. Never. Need I quote Will Rogers, or are you that stupid? Here's the call: vote for what amounts to a third Bush term; vote Green or Libertarian, or who gives a shit, and, depending on the state, it will matter a little, or not at all. Or stay home. Or move to New Fookin' Zealand with Frodo. Don't hand us this Mr. Democrap fiddle faddle. It smells far more than any assembly of goats. love, jeff

Monday, August 4, 2008 09:52 AM

Dowdy Doody

Why is this woman still in print? re Darcy: the Mo Ho almost got it right, entirely by accident. Darcy was misperceived as proud, as was proven out in the novel. Obama may have some faint resemblance in that regard. And he's tall. Don't forget tall. Birdbath is far too deep for the Dowdster. Parking lot puddle, maybe. jeff

Monday, August 4, 2008 10:00 AM
Original article: Senator Sanctimony

senile circumcision

Joementum needs to be re-circumcised, this time with the big knife. he's as nauseating as Helms and Lott and Newt the Patoot and rumsfailed. The senator from Tel-Aviv is a simpering sycophant, a maladroit moonbat, a tedious toady. Don't say it ain't so, Joe. Just shut the hell up, and ram your nose back up McLame's flabby ass.

Monday, August 4, 2008 10:07 AM

josiethetacosinsesos

you're about as hispanic as the frito bandito, a soft taco full of velveeta and vienna sausages. Yeah, douche bag, Obama and Bush are just alike. Almost an exact parallel. it took someone of your rare perspicacity to come up with that insight. on a vermin-infested, fascist packed forum, you're the low rodent. Besa me culo. bueno suerte en el inferno. Como se dice "piss off"?

Monday, August 4, 2008 11:00 AM

gomer, go home

Favre was a brave, exhilarating, inventive quarterback for many years, a great success and a joy to watch. He's done. It's over. It was over two years ago. He needs to go back and harvest kudzu and dip snuff. Go away, Brett. Your trophy room is already stuffed. Enjoy it. You earned it. Now leave.

Monday, August 4, 2008 01:38 PM

josiejalapenoho

a little impolite for you would be a quantum leap forward. I smell rancid enchiladas, and you're them. No me digas, puta.

Monday, August 4, 2008 04:43 PM

AKA, Joan of Snark

Blessed victimhood, ultra-literate semi-virgin sacrificed before the idiot masses who are unaware of her purity, her unapproachable virtue, and her fiber intake. I've only been cruising political websites since the 2000 debacle, but AKA Bullschmidt is certainly the most self-absorbed, self-righteous, judgmental, condescending, yuppified uber-douche I've ever had the misfortune to read. Perhaps saddest of all is the utter certainty with which he/she/it chucks her cultured pearls before us common human swine. (here swells the strains of "Piggies" from the White Album, in honor of her porcine majesty, AKA Petunia, whose every sentence could fertilize a long row of Iowa corn. Your average Winnemucca slut has more virtue, and, most assuredly, more useful insight.

Monday, August 4, 2008 09:45 PM

passive racism

the Clintons are not racist, but they were more than happy to have any element of the electorate regardless of motive. they are triangulating opportunists, and will do anything to win. Hillary lost anyway. the bitchaton continues, pissing moaning about poor widdle Hillawy and how the mean media took away her rightful crown. Fuck off. She took an insurmountable lead, name recognition that money can't buy, and frittered all away. The shrew can't make cookies, but she can sure 'nuff fritter. Boo fucking hoo. Now: four more fascist years, including at least two more Krispy Kreme Kourt appointments; or, Obama, flawed as he is. You don't have to be starry eyed. You just have to get your head out of your ass, which is more than AKAShit can ever do. Ever.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008 09:22 AM
Original article: White House ordered forgery

tiberry-ass

treason. war crime. this is not left/right, you fascist toad. this is about premeditated murder with hundreds of thousands dead and millions scattered to the desert winds. PIss off, you neocon freak.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 07:02 PM

dykes on bikes

who cares? 500 menopausal maniacs contrasted with 75,000 elated and energized real Democrats, supporting the nominee of their party will show just how pathetic these shrews are. At least Hillary conceded with grace, and, I'm certain, will give a real rouser of a speech the night before her former rival, and now acknowledged leader, is formally made the nominee.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 09:32 PM

heffalump fasicstdick

there is no fascist behavior vile enough, corrupt enough, despicable enough that elephant turdblossom won't defend it. torture? no problem? gay tapdancing in public men's rooms? just boys being, and having, boys. War by lies, for lies, for profit? it's the GOP way. K Street whoredom that would make Tammany Hall blush? Step right, or, rather, goosestep right this way. Elephant scholong is right there to say, there, there, it's all okay, everybody does it, it's the Murkan way. Well, fuck you, heffalump. Everybody doesn't do it. When it comes to corruption, moral decay to the very core, Grant, harding, Nixxon, and the rest were pansies next to the George Dumbass Bushit crew, Tom the Roach Dull-lay, Newt the Horse's Patoot Get-rich, and the neocon nazis that have taken this country to its lowest moral standing in the world, ever. Ever. So, blow a goat, heffalump, and take all your pathetic posturing and stuff the lot up your ample arse. you disgusting lot are in for a world class ass whipping come November. Want a sure stock market bet? Back proctology products. A lot of assholes are gonna be needing treatment this winter, and for a long time to come. Your day is over, you good German you. love, jeff.

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