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Friday, July 25, 2008 10:06 AM

Grandpa Munster Bursts into Flames

Ol' Johnny McBombBomb took a knockwurst up the poop chute yesterday, as Obama channeled JFK in Berlin while the doddering old fart looked like he was running for the country agricultrual commission. And losing. Go, go Johnny go, go, Johnny B. Badde.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:12 AM

it's about the Bush

Dumbya is the ass behind the downward spiral in getting down. He's a one man buzz kill, a mumbling stumbling bumbling chastity dolt. When Obama is erected, uh, elected, things will be looking up. And in. And out. Repeat as needed. Goddess Bless America.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:20 AM

merry kristmus, austria 1933

that's a good German. Burn it all: oil, trees, coal, natural gas, political enemies. Unfortunately for the fascists, what's coming is a political enema. grab your plump little ankles, if you can find them. love, jeff

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:24 AM

merry

paid by the post during summer detention school, Merry? Fascists specialize in Larry craig tapdancing and Jimmy Swaggart whoring. Which is your bag, Merry?

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:37 AM

Dumya is the worst president since Jefferson Davis

Them crackers don't make real good prezzydents. they gets soggy when de goin' gets tuff.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:40 AM

hungry horny merry

trolling for tuna at the food bank? lowlife. trying to bang someone between the two by fours at Habitat? creepazoid. You're mother teresa, crossdressing, right? typical hitler youth.

Friday, July 25, 2008 05:48 PM

No. Hell No.

A Bushista infecting the Obama cabinet? Hegel, maybe. Maybe. But not an actual republikan. Hillary supporters would be very justifiably pissed off, big time. They'd have the right. a woman, mayhaps, but one of ours, not one of their Pleasantville pansies. No. Hell no.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 12:56 AM

merry nader inhales

yeah. right. all the same. keep smoking those "medicinal" cigarettes. your logic is silly putty after it passes through your gastrointestinal tract. keep excreting those posts, GED kid.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 10:23 AM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

Lag, Hag

the polls Joanie Phony cites were last week. they do not take into account the events of this week, which will take a while to percolate into the thick skulls on murkans. See what the polls look like two or three weeks out. that will show something. McLame will lose. He's got no lead in his pencil.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 08:32 PM

st. paul's leper colony

fascists, oligarchs, toadies, frauds, war criminals- what's not to like? great photo ops. Triumph of the Shills.

Monday, July 28, 2008 10:55 AM

mitt the twit

a gift from Moron-eye, a vacant suit with magic underwear, a hairstyle looking for a head. Please, please, please, nominate the dweeb. Like we'll carry Utah anyway. His impact on Michigan would be zip. If you don't think it's a cult, read the Book of Moron. I did. right there with L Ron, Koresh, and the Moonies. C'mon John- go for the dough. jeff

Monday, July 28, 2008 05:14 PM
Original article: Obama's bump

mattiewhore'snogo

Johnny McBombBomb has no up side, only a flabby backside. He's eight down now. By October, it'll be double digits. I can hardly wait for the "debates". The doddering old fool will drool on himself, muttering "surge, surge, surge, drill offshore", while Obama masterfully speaks, in detail, on any subject they breach. good luck back in your homeland, Mattress.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 05:43 PM

jameka me hurl

windsurfing is a parallel to speaking to a quarter million of our allies. right, einstein. Kerry ran an abysmal campaign, ill advised, passionless, slow to respond. Obama's candidacy is the polar opposite of those things. Does this guarantee victory? Hell, no. Racism is at play, even if Big Bill put his Big One back in his pants for now. Every move McSlow McSame makes is covered by the Obama campaign within the news cycle, and usually within the hour. Piss and moan all you want, fascist troll, but there's a far better than even chance that a black man will be in the White House. Seeing the confederates and xenophobes have coronaries will only be part of the celebration. love, jeff

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:12 PM

so does Larry Craig

that's a toe tappin' bunch, them fascists. magic underwear. oil wells. movie stars. y'all vote Democrat, y'heah?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:16 PM

okay, jameka

what is the point, oh wise one? nominate a horny southerner? shoulda gone with Edwards. Tell us unenlightened Democrats exactly who we should have nominated and how he/she/it should have campaigned. Raff Nadir? Dumbass Kucinich? Some pure and holy lefty we don't know yet? Obama is better than we deserve, and a whole lot better than you do. Back to your paid by the post lifestyle, alternated with relentless masturbation.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:09 PM

Jameka: I agree

mostly. there is an intellectual component, but it's in the planning, fundraising, and making of strategy. After Labor Day, I think you'll see Obama spending a great deal of time addressing the independents, blue collar swing voters, and all that lot. JFK got 'em. FDR got 'em. And those were two of the most elite, urbane politicians in modern American history. For the record, Obama was not my first choice either. Not even second. I share your trepidation about recent Democratic debacles. It's an embarrassment, absolutely. But his campaign, even you will have to admit, came out of the back of the pack to do what was thought impossible, and he has yet to make a serious strategic error since his status as presumptive nominee was settled. To me, his growth is visible. It's just not in an erogenous zone. I apologize for the coopting of the Hunter Thompson quote; there are so many dicks in DC that it's difficult not to have that leak into the dialogue. I will never vote for a republkan as long as I draw breath, and as long as the McSame fascists don't weasel their way in and set up re-education camps. respectfully, jeff.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 08:59 PM
Original article: When a vagina is not enough

allie mcsqueal

desegregated Olympics would result in 90 percent- minimum- of women being excluded. what a crock. no woman can compete-yet- in any strength or speed sport. no track. no field. no swimming. women on the still rings in gymnastics? right. men on the balance beam? get a life.

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