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Brightstar 2 - The Resurrection

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009 08:57 PM

I could wipe my ass

Calm down, Brightstar

Abusing the LW won't solve your problems.

I could wipe my ASS on the constant parade of assclowns who populate the various companies I have worked for. Every one of these asswipes, to the last one, had an attitude. Every one of them was not only equally useless, but ALSO had an issue with an honest to goodness guy like me.

WHY DO NORMAL PEOPLE NOT HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME?

These cunts either came from a small town established family background, or else a family of lawyers (as if that meant something), or else their parents were high and mighties themselves, or else these loser clowns were socially big in their high school, or else they know how to make a face pick on someone else cleverly and wear the right fucking glasses, or else they have the right showcase wife, or they graduated from the right school.

NOT one of these halfwits means a damn fucking thing when it comes to success in a company, when it comes to whether they are part of the solution or part of the scummy problem.

I wipe my ASS on these idiots, every time one of them comes smiling at me, being TOO FRIENDLY, or else they make disparaging remarks to others about me without even knowing me, I already know what shit to expect from these diptards. Any company would be wise to fire ALL the self basting fuckwits who are so sure of their value to the company, so sure that with the right wink or nod, they will remain in their positions, secure in the notion that they wear the right clothes and have the right lefty politics, and belong to the right social clique and have parents who have fucking season booths at the bread and circuses football staydeeum down the street.

don't you tell me. I am sick to death of these ubiquitous shitbags.

Show me a HUMBLE, DECENT human being in some of these companies. someone without presumption and ill will toward me because my nose is too round or my hair is thinning or my belly is not as small.

Wipe my ASS, I say...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 08:48 PM

Spike Jonze was a baby of money

a scion of the Spiegel catalog family, but he made a name for himself because he had some talent.

Richard Linklater did not come from money, he had an interesting story to tell. Robert Rodriguez, same thing, the kid could tell a story on film. Tarantino, Soderburgh, PT Anderson, Wes Anderson-- all had native talent.

Film is filled with people who came from nowhere. Do not expect to become something because of what you came from.

On the other hand, Paris Hilton comes from money. She bankrolled one of the worst films in Hollywood history.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 08:32 PM

Take another fucking fast food job

wake the hell up every morning, go to that damn job, work your way up from french fry chef, to cashier, to assistant manager, to manage, to regional manager, to vice president, to CEO, THEN the rest of us WILL respect you.

otherwise, go live off your parents. be only what little others expect of you and quit bothering us with your drivel.

go to Fermentaria or some other island in the Mediterranean, I don't even know where these people hang out, and live it up with the other entitlement brats, among those who do not care whether your parents were gangsters, or criminals, but only that you are ALSO the baby of money.

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