Secede? Break the state in half, North and South California, and reap the benefits of your fruits of labor, or some such crap.

Frankly, this nation is DONE. FINISHED.

I have no faith in America or Americans to comprehend just how they fucked themselves this past decade. So I go into my shell and bark from the shadows. All that is left to do. Nobody listened to the Ron Pauls and Alex Joneses of the world. They were supposedly CRAZED. Yet they and only they accurately described the crisis and its origin.

I'd get the fuck out myself and move to some nation where the education system still teaches kids to THINK FOR THEMSELVES and where the food is not nutritionally DEAD and poisonous, but I'd be abandoning my big shiny, UNSELLABLE house which I am underwater on.

Frankly, I am delighted as shit that California and the rest of the country is going through this junk. THERE IS JUSTICE. God punishes IDIOTS.

25,000 liters per 8 ounces, or 12,000 gallons per pound of meat is FIVE TIMES MORE than the 2500 gallons per pound in your retarded screed of a web page, which also lists a figure of 900 gallons per pound.

WHICH MEANS NOBODY HAS A FUCKING CLUE.

You know how much water is needed to make a pound of beef? ZERO

It rains. Cows, on good, kind organic farms, eat the grass. DONE. They have no swimming pool sized camel humps on their backs. SORRY. Don't let REALITY hit you on the ass, chillun...

http://www.earthsave.org/environment/water.htm

I read this whole thing slowly and in detail, hoping, actually hoping, to be proven wrong. To have my foot up my ass, as it were.

I was a bit apprehensive, to tell the truth. I figured my 25 years of avid nonfiction science reading was no match for real scientists studying things in detail and making accurate judgments based on extrapolation of facts.

SO, what did I get out of that web page?

I got that they never really got to the point of how this 2500 gallons had been calculated.

Oh, they did the typical liberal, "I know better than you" dance of describing the hallowed degrees the scientists possessed, what prestigious universities they studied at or worked in, how many other hallowed scientists used their data, how often and in how many publications their proclamations were repeated.

But still, as I was reaching the bottom of the page, one little itty bitty thing was MISSING. HOW THE FUCK THEY ACTUALLY CALCULATED THE GODDAMN NUMBER!!!!!!!

This is how the phony global warming fuckfest works. Keep repeating that important people know better than mere simpering you, without ever really explaining the BASIS behind this divinely ill gotten knowledge. Of course the mouth breathing lefties swallow it all whole. No questions asked. Why, of COURSE the drooling lefties know man is inherently evil and destroying the planet. No need to ever even question that. The only question is "WHEN do the gas chambers begin to roar to destroy the populace and save the planet?"

It is times like this when I realize that not only is a comedian like Lewis Black not exaggerating when his jowls shake in mock anger, but he is actually UNDERREACTING when clowns like you people take bullshit web pages and send them to me without sincerely laughing yourselves silly over what you've just done.

You can pull one over on your liberal doofus friends who barely comprehend logic (though they are GREAT at pretending to be SUPERIOR to you and me), but don't try that crap on me...

Al Gore is a MASTER magician

maybe you loons will learn to depend on yourselves and quit suckling off the government teat.

today they tax you, tomorrow they tell you you need to be shackled, the day after they will tell you you need to die to save the planet. Meanwhile, they themselves live, live free, and prosper. Thus, government is inherently EVIL and masochistic.

What little good they do is offset by massive institutionalized corruption that in the end squeezes all goodness out of the society.

and they act like they own us, let THEM take care of the world's problems.

Of course, their solution is to kill 99% of the world's population and imprison the rest.

But at least, when you have the facts in front of you, you might find a valid reason and challenge to life, namely fighting off the evil power mad scum disguised as do-gooders.

Producing eight ounces of beef requires an unimaginable 25,000 liters of water, or the water necessary for one pound of steak equals the water consumption of the average household for a year.

why does nobody call you on your bullshit?

cows graze in fields. it rains. they eat grass. they piss into the fields. where exactly does 25 MILLION gallons of water per cow disappear into?!? A freaking BLACK HOLE???

Do you even KNOW how much 25,000 gallons of water is? That is the amount in a swimming pool. So you are about to tell me a cow consumes 1000 swimming pools full of water?

It is precisely clowns like you that eat up the yummy goodness of the GLOBAL WARMING bullshit because you cannot comprehend the reality behind the facts you blindly parrot like some assbat. The Jews have a term for people like you. "Goyim" which apparently means COW.

Maybe you ought to (along with every freaking person) boycott factory farms and only eat local, organic foods. THAT would solve the world's big problem, namely of out of control fascistic corporations who will soon be directing what poisons we can consume and tax us for the privilege of shitting.

how about redirecting your stupidity towards that? mmkay, yokum?