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robert lewis

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Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:11 AM

Dear Tracy: please learn to write the English language . . .

It's "counsel" . . . not "council" . . .; unless you're talking about 10 lawyers sitting around a conference table and voting on zoning legislation.

Thursday, May 28, 2009 03:32 PM

My Mom always told me if it looks like a duck . . .

and walks like a duck, and fucks like a duck . . . dude, it's a duck.

But the good news is, the life span of a mallard is like 15-20 years, so if the duck is passed the age of consent, how long can the quacking marriage last???

Sunday, May 31, 2009 03:35 PM

YES!!! Six catholics is too frickin' many.

Especially when 4 (Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito) of the six aren't just yer garden variety Catholics - - they're right wing Opus Dei nutcase Catholics of the Papal infallibility genre.

Kennedy is a little more moderate, and I'm sure Sotomayor is, too.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 07:06 AM

Why couldn't anyone stop it? Because Christian terrorism is OK, that's why.

Couple of weeks back when the Department of Homeland Security's report on potential domestic terror activities surfaced, the right wing went totally friggin' berserk when Christian fundamentalists, survivalist nutcases and the like were profiled as possible threats.

Right wing commentators nearly caused a riot racing to their microphones to be the first to complain about an ominous new threat of governmental surveillance of upstanding Us citizens. You'd a thunk Obama rather than Bush had commissioned the study.

In spite of the fact that over the past 30 years virtually all of the most egregious example of organized internal violence have come from the right (from Oklahoma City to abortion clinic bombings to assassinations of doctors) the dominant theme of the Right is that the godless forces of secularism and evolution are a threat to the American way of life, American exceptionalism, our freedoms, marriage, the family and all of the other sacred institutions so dear to the heart of the hegemonic Right.

Saturday, June 6, 2009 09:14 AM

WTF??? Why would anyone plead guilty with a death penalty attached??

Why would any detainee plead guilty? UNLESS OF COURSE he was being beaten with a rubber hose or water-boarded to help him make up his mind?

This sounds like some scheme hatched from the mind of sick fuck Dick Cheney . . . NOT from the Obaminator.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 08:58 AM

@sitka: You got the MORON part right.

Take it easy on yourself!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 10:04 AM

Sounds to me like a very UN-shocking poll . . . for the simple reason

that nobody leads the GOP, it's an odd assortment of retards, throwbacks, has-beens, never-wases, religious nutcases and corporate shills.

The last time the GOP had a "leader" who did not deserve to go to prison it was 1959 and Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Monday, June 15, 2009 07:03 AM

These a-holes want to suppress everything under the sun, for the simple reason

that if the truth about what the intelligence community has done, is doing and will do were ever revealed. they would ALL go to jail.

Monday, June 15, 2009 01:05 PM

Since Cheney didn't do jackshit to protect the US prior to 9/11 . . .

and in fact ignored nearly daily warnings, including but not limited to the infamous August 01 memo Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside US.

Why ignored? Cheney was so goddam busy meeting with Enron criminals, Oil Company weasels and Halliburton lackeys. The invasion of Iraq and its concommitant $27,000,000,000.00 in no-bid contracts for Halliburton made Cheney $7,000,000.00.

Want another attack? He'd probably cream his Depends. He would be VINDICATED!!!!

Monday, June 15, 2009 01:29 PM

@Xrandadu Hutman

Xrandadu Hutman: Ewwww.

I appreciate your sentiment, but I stand by my statement!

Monday, June 15, 2009 06:52 PM

Hey, Obama, the world is also watching your failure to prosecute the Bush torturers...

who are, after all, war criminals. So thanks so fucking much . . .

Thursday, June 18, 2009 04:56 AM

Dear Glenn: When I walked into that bank the other day...

with my ski mask, Glock .40 and carefully assembled note for the teller . . . I may have circumvented legal guidelines and overstepped my authority when I overcollected and improperly obtained all the loose change in the cash drawers.

Fortunately, I have some friends in Congress, and they've assured me they're working on a retroactive immunity bill so we can put his incident behind us and move ahead.

Thursday, June 18, 2009 08:23 AM

@rbs000 & @BriGuy301 . . .

@rbs000: Yep, our country is getting so fucking safe I think I may have to move to Belize just to get a little risk into my life . . .

@BriGuy301: Thanks for the tip about legal representation on the banking matter . . . I've got a bagful of cash, have you got a number for Holder so I can make an appointment to drop off his retainer??

Thursday, June 18, 2009 09:22 AM

Make sure she is using birth control and STD protection.

Everything else will resolve itself in time. I came home early one afternoon and found my daughter and her boyfriend dry-humping on the floor of vestibule.

Stepping over them, I mused aloud that the tile they were writhing on looked pretty uncomfortable.

C'est la vie.

Friday, June 19, 2009 05:42 PM
Original article: Dream big, Obama

Our president - who I campaigned for, donated to and canvassed for - is a chickenshit don't rock the boater . . ..;

. . . and, in the end - due to his timidity - will be a Trail of Tears.

Alas.

Friday, June 19, 2009 05:44 PM

Is there any human on this planet

stupider than David Gregory??

Monday, June 22, 2009 08:33 AM

So who is this Bradley Graham jerk and why is he apparently whitewashing Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld is an incompetent administrator who tried to run the Iraq War on the cheap and wound up killing 4000+ of our troops and getting another 20,000+ maimed.

He piggybacked his incompetency by leaping onto the torture bandwagon to get his war crimes ticket punched..

One wonders if Rummy has actually ever provided positive service to our country.

I have a feeling Graham is less critical . . .

Monday, June 22, 2009 01:51 PM

Re: Clueless tool Bradley

I'm guess I'm less interested in Bradley's take on Rumsfeld's involvement in aspartame than I am in his take on Rumsfeld's participation in a criminal conspiracy to defraud the American people, foment war with Iraq and torture detainees in violation of US law and treaty.

But I guess this asswipe Bradley is on board with a little head busting when the occasion demands answers??

Monday, June 22, 2009 04:01 PM

Since when is it the job of an "ombudsman" to make excuses for the organization??

I thought the job was to convey criticism TO the powers that be . . . not make lame, illogical and pathetic excuses why the status quo was, is and will be.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 04:46 AM
Original article: This Modern World

Funny, I don't remember Krauthammer or Bennett being concerned when students took to the streets

in the 60's and 70's to protest an illegal and unnecessary war in Vietnam.

In 1970, when 4 students were murdered at Kent State and 2 more were killed at Jackson State, the Right was screaming they shoulda killed all of 'em!

Monday, June 29, 2009 06:24 AM

You could tell him you will withhold that $1,000,000.00 campaign contribution!!

What's that you say?

You don't have ONE MILLION DOLLARS??

Then why would you think you can expect Obama to pay any attention top YOU????

Monday, June 29, 2009 12:33 PM
Original article: Gov. Giuliani?

Has the body politic of New York state just suffered some intense closed head trauma???

Because, otherwise, why in the world would anyone want that colossal monument to the Legend in his Own Mind to have new office space in Albany??

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 08:16 AM

There is nothing like a little internecine Republican war to warm the cockles of a progressive's heart . . .

What with Mark Sanford trying to fall back in love with his wife and Sarah Palin challenging Obama to a marathon . . . can't we just cut to the main event: a mud-wrestling match between Sarah the slutty flight attendant and the less bulemiac Meghan McCain . . .

Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:53 PM

Is her base going to like the indictments for embezzling from the town of Wasilla

and having SBA, the contractor for the white elephant hockey rink, use materials paid for by Wasilla to build Todd & Sarah's $500,000 lakeside McMansion?

Sarah might have a second career playing a slutty Federal inmate in the up[coming reality show: Stone Bars Do Not A Prison Make . . . . the kids text it SBDNAPM

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