when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth together, and you could go to the Drive-In Restaurant in Bedrock and get a heapin' helpin' of BBQ Brontosaurus ribs cooked just the way you like 'em?

She has a degree in broadcast journalism, aka Smile Perty and Read the TelePrompter, so, yes, we know she can READ. If the moderator will actually make her name specifics, like Katie Couric did for Chrissake, Failin' Palin will be revealed for the clueless skank she is.

We know she can Read; make her THINK!

Obama to take: ME, NH, VT, MA, RI, CN, DE, DC, MD, VA, NC, FL, PA, OH, IL, IA, WI, MN, CO, NM, CA, OR, WA & HI.

Most likely he will also take IN, MT, too.

who is kicking your wrinkled white ass on a daily, nay, hourly! basis.

John McCain: Bringing new meaning to the adjective pathetic.

Worrying about talking with Iran is a VALID CONCERN??? Yeah, if you're a paranoid nutcase, I suppose so. Camille must sense some deep sisterhoody bond between her own illogic and the infantile rantings of an ignorant, uneducated woman who believes man and dinosaurs roamed the Earth together just 6,000 years ago. I suppose Sarah also thinks you could duck in to the Bedrock Drive In and order a heapin' helpin' of BBQ Brontosaurus ribs to go.

the only people brain-dead enuff to sit thru one of Caribou Barbie's roller-coaster-syntactically challenged rants, coming as they do from a clueless ditz who righteously believes that man and dinosaurs roamed the earth together just 6,000 years ago, without being paid to do are are already 100% FOR Grampa McSame.

why the same contractors who built the $20,000,000.00 hockey facility for Wasilla also built your $.5 Million, 3500 square foot lake house. You know, the contractors you claimed were "some buddies of mine" who helped you build it.

And Todd, I know your brain ain't what anyone would call big, but are you aware that this kind of behavior is why Alaska's Sen. Ted Stevens is about to go to fucking jail??

Have a good time in the Dogpatch North Hoosegow.

I understand that Obama nonsupporters are essentially divorced from fact-based reality. The facts remain, however:

Cindy McCain was addicted to narcotics for three years. She stole the drugs from a nonprofit corporation. Are you saying McCain was totally unaware she was high as a kite 90% of her waking hours??? Are you saying Cindy received the same treatment an African-American, Hispanic or poor white person would have received from law enforcement?? Are you saying John McCain did not have a torrid affair with Cindy while still married???

What exatly is your point??

I've known a bunch of addicts, and I could tell with virtually every one of them when they were high. As for Cindy, I don't give a flyin' fuck how she screws or what drugs she steals . . . but I sure as hell resent the McCain campaign bringing up the issue of drugs when they have unclean hands. Or did you not notice this clueless ditz out there saying Obama had run the dirtiest campaign ever?

So take your unasked for sanctimony and shove it.

think happy thoughts...and pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That'll git her done!

The best part? When he repeatedly called upon the Secretary of the Treasury (are you listening, Paulson)to get on the stick. Not only did he appear presidential, it were as if he were already elected and in charge . . . and doing the job that George Bush SHOULD be doing (if he had a brain) . . . LEADING THE FUCKING COUNTRY.

Sarah can play BOTH parts at once. She is bringing new meaning to the term clueless ditz, and breaking new ground in her pursuit of skankism.

Sarah Palin . . . a real Renaissance Woman (as in pre-15th century).

... and that HAD to hurt.

You don't graduate 894 out of 899 without being a bit of a dim bulb. I've thought for years post-traumatic stress was the proximate cause of Johnboy's serious anger management problems, but after hearing fucktard Joe sound off, I realize its that goddam privilileged white dress uniform navy sense of privilege and entitlement that's the more likely cause.

Back in 1860, when Great-grampa McCain owned 52 slaves in Carroll County Mississippi, the McCain menfolk didn't have to worry about backtalk or sass from the likes of THAT ONE.

More of a playpen for the likes of Lowry to indulge his more petulant fascist fantasies. Buckley is well rid of those twits.

ME, NH, VT, MA, RI, CN, DE, NJ, NY, MD, DC, VA, NC, FL, PA, OH, IL, WI, MN, IA, MO, NM, CO, CA, OR, WA, MT, HI.

Landslide, thanks to Grampa McSame and Failin' Palin.

I forgot to mention NV, and possibly WVA, GA and AR. Besides, if the trend lines continue on independents and moderates, there may be NO states (other than the utterly benighted) that will go for Gramps.

I heard the fucking videotape and I know what I heard. Give me a friggin' break.

and it would've been more if it hadn't been chilly and windy up on the bluffs. Altogether, 175,000 Missourians said SHOW ME the Candidate . . . put a fork in McSame . . . he's done.

Everything else is just frosting on the cake.

WTF that means.

how was the play??

When Peggy Noonan, she of the eternal hearthrob for Ronnie Reagan, the Morning in America, the 1,000 points of Light . . . when Noonan bails on ya, you've got a serious message problem.

Want to bet, RIck??? Cause I think you're getting your crooked ass kicked.

Bottom line, he'll be out of actioin for 48 hours tops . . . and he still has the big 1/2 hour shows coming up. And in reality, although I am positive this was NOT part of his thinking in taking two days off to visit his grandmother, this could actually HELP him in the key state of Florida.

When all those retired grandparents read about him going to see his Grandma . . . they'll be an audible collective: Ohhhh, he's such a nice boy!!