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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 08:13 AM
Original article: This Modern World

Did everyone notice the imbecilic grin on the First Retard's face as he handed the taxpayers a $482 BILLION deficit on his way out the door?

Hint: The $482B does NOT include the costs of the Iraq War . . . that's OFF BUDGET.

Does this idiot think we don't know what his address in Crawford will be? If there is any justice, whoever Obama appoints to be Attorney General will track down this witless cretin and prosecute him for torture, war crimes and warrantless wiretapping.

The wiretapping charges would be the easiest. He's already admitted ordering the wiretaps, he just says the law does not apply to him. According to Title 50 US Code Chapter 31, Subchapter 1, Section 1809, each wiretap carries with it a felony worthy of 5 years in prison and a $10,000.00 fine.

1,000 wiretaps = 5,000 years in prison and a $10,000,000.00 fine. That sounds about right for starters.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 01:51 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Attention Kirk: Get a clue.

1. Illegal aliens are not criminals. They are actually undocumented aliens. They are in administrative violation of regulations; not criminals. Why? Because if they were arrested and detained for criminal activity, the government would have to prove they were criminals beyond a reasonable doubt. As it is, they can ship them out with little or no proof.

2. You might want to consider the fact that until 100 years ago or so, 90% of the illegals - who are genetically Native Americans with Hispanic surnames due to the Spanish Conquest of Mexico - were able to travel anywhere in the Western Hemispere WITHOUT NO STINKIN' PAPERS. They've been living HERE for 30,000 years. When did your white trash ancestors show up??

3. Why did Texas break away from Mexico in 1836 and steal the land from the Mexicans living there? Because slavery was illegal in Mexico, so the brave fucking heroes at the Alamo died for the sacred right of white assholes to own slaves.

4. Regarding in-state fees. Q. Where do the undocumented aliens live? Where do they work/ WHere do they pay taxes... federal, state and local. A. IN STATE.

5. Jebus Freaks you are a fucking moron. Did I mention you were a fucking moron?? Well, hear me now and believe me later, you are a fucking moron.

Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:34 AM

Jebus Freaks, this is way beyond a no-brainer.

The Federal Court was telling Congress exactly how to get this done, if anyone in Congress had a brain, any guts or any cojones:

Alert the media.

Send out the Sergeant at Arms to Rove's house and Miers' house.

Drag them out of the house in handcuffs so the video can go on Youtube.

Put them in the Suburban and take them to the Hill.

Drag them into the House and put them in the cell in the basement of Congress.

Friday, August 1, 2008 09:16 AM

After my daughter did her first surgical round as a resident . . .

she told me in no uncertain terms: Never, ever let anyone cut you open unless it is a medically critical procedure.

As Woody Hayes used to say: there are three things that can happen when you pass the football, two of them (incomplete or interception) are bad.

There are many, many things that can happen when you have surgery. Most of them are bad. Save the bodily invasion procedures for when you need them.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008 02:45 PM
Original article: Turn around, Obama

Here's my 100% TRUE attack ad on John Sidney McCain III. Feel free to disseminate.

To be paid for by a 527 TOTALLY UNRELATED to the Obama campaign called American Families Against Divorce & Adultery(AFADA):

FADE IN:

Footage of John McCain's first wedding. Voice over: John McCain swore an oath to love honor and cherish his wife Carol.

Footage of McCain returning from Vietnam. Voice over:

When John McCain returned from Vietnam, his wife Carol was waiting for him

Carol McCain video fading to black screen: Voice over:

But when he found out she had been injured in a terrible auto accident, he(fade in Picture of Cindy) began an adulterous affair with a multi-millionaire heiress 18 years his junior, abandoned his wife and family, and married Cindy.

Roll Cindy footage. Voice over:

Cindy was a drug addict who stole narcotics from a nonprofit organization.

Cut to McCain speaking. Voice over:

John McCain . . . adulterer, oath breaker and liar. Fit to be president??? Not where I come from.

Thursday, August 14, 2008 02:29 PM

Corsi a pretty incredible load of manure.

I just saw video of the guy on Larry King. He was explaining how his research had uncovered the fact that Obama was a "registered Muslim" when he attended school in Indonesia. He then referenced the fact that he had garnered this information not from examining originals or even copies of the school records. On, no, his "research" was attributions he found in Indonesian newspapers and on Indonesian television.

FABULOUS SOURCES, I must say. The official national language is Indonesian, closely related to Malay. Most Indonesians speak at least one of the several hundred local languages (bahasa daerah), often as their first language. Of these, Javanese is the most widely-spoken as the language of the largest ethnic group. There are 500 or more indigenous Papuan and Austronesian languages, and much of the older population can still speak a level of Dutch. So which of these languages were the Indonesian newspapers printed in, and who translated them for you???

Corsi then said it had been the "testimony" of the sources quoted in the Indonesian newspapers that Obama was a Muslim. Excuse me, Jerome, while I understand you're a pathetic manipulative assclown, the clearcut inplied meaning of "testimony" is that is occurs under oath and penalty of perjury. What ever second-hand hearsay bullshit you're lifting from Indonesian newspapers and putting in your crappy book is, TESTIMONY IT AIN'T.

Thursday, August 14, 2008 06:35 PM

If McCain wins Michigan as well as Ohio . . .

I'll kiss Rove's pasty white ass at high noon on K Street. But it ain't gonna happen:

Obama wins: ME, NH, VT, MA, RI, CT, DE, NJ, NY, PA, MD, DC, VA, OH, MI, WI, MN, IL, IA, MO, CO, NM, MT, WA, OR, CA, HI & AK

And he may win NC, FL and GA

Put a fork in McCain . . . . the Bratwurst is done.

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