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Svutlana

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Sunday, January 25, 2009 05:06 PM

Sign Svutlana up for vaginal photoplethysmograph!

Is extreme fascinate research that discover women be turn on with everything sexual, but mind have absolute no ideas that vagina be turn on. Disconnect between vagina engorgement and desire is, in Svutlana opinion, one big fuck problem. Imagine mens who see clip of bonobo chimpanzee porn on plasma television screen at Best Buy and walk around store with erection, but have absolute no desire for make happy happy.

This is what is like for be woman.

Of course can imagine Svutlana what happen if one day somebody final figure out how for hook up vagina to ventral tegmental area that be reward center of brain. All of sudden, every flavor of sexual stimulus turn women on in body and in mind and life turn into John Waters movie.

Saturday, January 24, 2009 08:38 PM
Original article: Does my butt look fat?

note from skinny bitch part II

Love Svutlana Ms Kate too much and am sure she be wonderful woman who for sure can write, but it seem for me f-word fat or s-word skinny is like hydro pole. Let explain me. Whenever hear you about accident with one car, car usual hit hydro pole. Car hit hydro pole because driver say for self, "Must no hit me hydro pole! Must no hit me hydro pole!" Is same with fat or skinny. Mind drive toward that which is always inside head.

Svutlana be skinny and am constant make fun of. One time fall Svutlana through wood deck because wood is rot and joke be, "Oh fall Svutlana through crack between slats because is so skinny!" "No turn sideways, Svutlana, or for sure can absolute no see you!" Svutlana doctor who is skinny bitch too, try for place Svutlana on BMI chart and say she be just little bit on top of Svutlana because she no be quite so skinny. Hurt me little bit this.

Where be me?

Sorry, point be that identity, thing that is remind of constant, is fact that Svutlana be skinny. Is part of identity now, and although look much better with ten pound more, can absolute no let go me of skinny because is hydro pole that must avoid hit. Is same with fat. If blog on fat and think about fat and how should not be fat and fat is hydro pole that must no hit, well, this is what your mind drive you toward, like or no.

Maybe Svutlana be full of shit, but this is what think of me when on top treadmill today at gym.

Saturday, January 24, 2009 06:31 AM
Original article: Does my butt look fat?

note from skinny bitch

Is hard for be skinny bitch. One time at doctor office, have Svutlana electrocardiogram and nurse who attach suction cup for body say for Svutlana, "Look you better with clothes on!" because when lie back on examine table breast flat out and can see Svutlana sternum. This be why Svutlana always try for stay upright and keep clothes on.

Would start me NAASP for advance skinny people, but already have us fashion industry that make skinny people feel good about be skinny. Like word fat have other meaning, skinny mean you be little bit neurotic or at least ADHD and that, instead of get up in middle of night for have bucket of Haagen Dazs, get you up in middle of night for run up and down stair.

Go for party one time and somebody yell across room: "Can eat and eat and eat Svutlana and never put on one ounce!" as if Svutlana have skinny gene for skinny jean. Is bullshit this. Watch Svutlana extreme close what eat (measure scallop on cracker with postal scale) and get up in middle of night for run up and down stair.

Friday, January 23, 2009 12:49 PM

Is this entrepreneurial gumption...

as one Fortune 500 CEO put it, or 3.8 million reasons women are fucked?

Thursday, January 22, 2009 05:15 PM

Hooray for Ms Patty!

Sex toy is maybe no big deal, but Ms Patty Brisben is. Have Ms Patty foundation for women's health and have ex-husband in employ at Pure Romance, even after he leave her with four children and only $7,000 in bank for other "more successful" woman.

Say Ms Patty that forgiveness and letting go are important things in life and ex-husband is passionate part of team. Wow. Can learn us far more from Ms Patty than how for operate buzz machine.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 03:04 PM

First Lady of Lasting Influence

If we can all get over the condescending title of First Lady and how it seems she must be the embodiment of her husband's message (sunny, optimistic with nary an arched eyebrow), Michelle Obama is in a position to carve out her own niche under the broad audacious hope umbrella.

What an opportunity for a supremely talented woman to make a meaningful difference.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 07:37 AM

How do you practice abstinence, Derek?

Sound like something you must have sex for do. After have sex you can say, "But am just practice abstinence...no quite get hang of abstinence yet!"

Svutlana favorite part of clown clip is when clown say, "If I was able to get my dream, anybody in here can get their dream" then balance ladder on his chin.

Good thing for children is that medium is message and goofy clown medium is perfect match for goofy clown message.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 03:26 PM

Bring on the audacity of the superheroes!

For me, the message on the t-shirt undercuts the superman imagery. The overarching theme is inclusivity. If all potential feminists must go through vetting procedure to weed out the superheroes and their patriarchal cultural baggage...how sad.

Monday, January 12, 2009 04:56 PM
Original article: Rosies of the recession

More Velveeta News

See Svutlana absolute no parallel between Rosie the Riveter and New York women who fall out of bed of roses. Is complete bogus this story and yet another example of desperate newspaper attempt for manufacture news. Today in Svutlana local newspaper they try for sell idea that Velveeta, Jello and Spam be latest trend in recessed kitchen. Just because they say so and story have plausible resemblance to fact just as Velveeta have plausible resemblance for cheese.

Friday, January 9, 2009 05:06 PM
Original article: Video of the day

Poor Ms Sylvia, but also check out what they do to Ms Emily!

Love Svutlana sound of Daddy poem with baby ooh sounds that no be quite so obvious when read inside head, but for sure this be one strange-look Sylvia with cadaverous black hole for mouth. But no quite so strange as Emily Dickenson who look like she have chew tobacco in mouth when read poem and move head around like she be Missy Elliott.

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