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Svutlana

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Monday, February 2, 2009 05:11 PM
Original article: "Obsessed with children"

Is sad when woman feels she must collect children like action figures that come out of happy meal

Svutlana be adopt and so be extreme thankful for get wonderful parents she get. For adopt one child today (at least where Svutlana live) is extreme long process where first you must be psychoanalyze and financial analyze. If pass you this screen procedure, then get you green light for take test drive as foster parent so that social worker can see that you be competent caregiver. Final, many months or years down line, child become available and you are certify to be adoptive parent.

But for get eight children with premeditation and complicity of for-profit organization, it seems that all you have for do is hand over your body and your money. Am extreme sad for children who will be raise as regiment, likely in financial straits, and perhaps with health problems that linger from premature birth. Is it cruel for wish they can be adopt like Svutlana?

Monday, February 2, 2009 01:11 PM

Teleflora should just give up

Flowers when use in romantic context, in Svutlana opinion, be most fraught gift ever. At best is cliché, and at worst carry peril of unintend consequence. One time, receive Svutlana two dozen long stem rose for Valentine Day and cut off stem so can fit inside pot. Husband see what Svutlana do and have extreme large cow. Yesterday, sister tell me how new boyfriend take her back for his apartment and say, "Have me flowers for you!" that be in vase on table. Sister reply with laugh, "If flowers be for me, why they be in your apartment!" Boyfriend no find this one bit funny.

If anything Telefora ad underscore what dangerous gift flowers be, and hopeful make millions of men who watch Super Bowl consider other category of Valentine gift that display little bit more imaginations.

Saturday, January 31, 2009 06:23 AM

Rihannification?

Love Svutlana drag queen too much and have many showtune on iPod because make smile me these songs, especial Hey Big Spender by Peggy Lee that seem like transgressive song for listen to during recession.

Maybe drag queen is form of transgression that is no longer necessary, but is it possible that have us Rihannification of entire society? Is it possible that everybody, gay and straight, feel they must look and behave like toothpaste brand and no stand out in flamboyant cross-dress package or offend anybody except with calculated aggression like Crest versus Colgate?

Is oversimplification for sure, but this is how, unfortunate, Svutlana think.

Friday, January 30, 2009 06:50 PM

Why must Ms Jessica perform song at chili cook-off?

It seem for me that career hit bottom of crock pot, not when start for look like Judd, but when must perform song at chili festival in Florida.

Have Svutlana no opinion on weight because think is optical illusion just like most of what we see of celebrity life, but make me sad for think how much good could be done if energy that is current direct at Ms Jessica ass be direct at asses on Wall Street.

Friday, January 30, 2009 10:11 AM

No for say tell you so...

because Svutlana be one of many commenter who say something smell fishy, but it seem for me DABA post read too much like Bonfire of Inanity. Svutlana insight have absolute nothing for do with be smarty pant, but just prefer me for believe in hoax rather than that women with botox sensibility actual exist.

Thursday, January 29, 2009 07:00 AM
Original article: Ted Haggard in exile

For sure Svutlana go for Hell for this (where, by way, there be sex by River Styx)

Try Svutlana extreme hard for be gay straight bi lesbian (and by default transgender), so have trouble when see how many people cling to single label when omnisexual is much more fun. Think me that God be omnisexual and look down on Ted Haggard with wring hands and say, "For many year there be misquote in Bible:

Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

should be

Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; use some imagination."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 11:22 AM

Inferior Wolfe in Chic Clothing

"I'm too hot to be treated like this"?

Who talks like that? Okay, there are people who talk like that, but the DABA blog doesn't ring true to me. And why must DABA girls take emails and rewrite them for mass consumption rather than let "Lauren" and "Courtney" speak for themselves?

It's a satirical olive without the pith.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 05:56 PM

After read Ms Mary post think Svutlana, "Maybe no write me so bad!"

Am happy for this disturb woman with wrinkle-free pig poison forehead, but why she no do what Svutlana do and grow hair fringe instead? If do math, which probable Ms Mary no be too incline for do, cost of botox four time each year at $300 each time from age 26 to age 75 have net present value of rough $31,447.26 at today interest rate.

Should compare Ms Mary botox with car rather than abortion.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 06:14 AM

Have Svutlana question...

Boston Herald report that egg go for between $5,000 and $10,000. What is difference between $5,000 egg and $10,000 egg? Is one Fabergé and other Cadbury?

In Svutlana opinion (who have some lay hen experience with egg poach procedure) is still better deal for men 18-38 with university degree and at least 5'8" in height who can masturbate one time each month for 18 month and get $1,800.

Monday, January 26, 2009 06:11 PM

If can choose exact how for be Biblical Woman, maybe is no so bad...

Proverbs 31:18-20, "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good..." Have Biblical Woman confidence in her wares!

Proverbs 31:17, "She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms..." Go Biblical Woman for Zumba class!

Proverbs 31:26b, "... and in her tongue is the law of kindness." Biblical Woman is kind, and because Corinthians 13:4 say "Charity is kind," give Biblical Woman to Planned Parenthood!

Proverbs 31:26a, "She openeth her mouth with wisdom ...." Biblical Woman is smart!

Proverbs 31:13-16, "She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard..." Biblical Woman owns winery (and spa)! (This be Svutlana favorite Biblical Woman passage.)

Monday, January 26, 2009 11:53 AM

We need new Pizza Berlusconi!

Is fine for jump up and down over Berlusconi who for sure have pepperoni for brains, but also, sadly, is most long serve of G8 leader. Like Svutlana better for fight back like Finns who have beef with Berlusconi over his insult to Finnish President with say he need for "dust off playboy skills" for deal with her. Create Finns Pizza Berlusconi with smoke reindeer on top that win prize in international pizza competition.

Recommend Svutlana new Pizza Berlusconi with blue cheese, tripe and gherkin.

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