Love Svutlana Mary J Blige too much because lyric sound like Oprah write. Work what got you! Keep head high! Be yourself! Show yourself some love! Don't hold back! It's gonna be just fine! And this is just few lyric from one song. No wonder feel Svutlana like buy some fur for roll up in after listen to Ms Mary! (No worry Ms Marina...only buy Svutlana fur make from furball. No hurt cat one bit.)

Surprise only five people write about Ms Mary so far and two for complain. It seem for me Ms Mary should have as many Broadsheet fan as Kid Rock have fan who like Guns & Ammo, but who know?

Maybe no want drama of comment write.

Ms Camille is like cat who lick hand with sandpaper tongue so that it is nice and clean when decide for bite. Even compliment feel little bit aggressive. But enjoy column anyway, especial words like manic tarantella that for one second read like manic tarantula. Even buy me Ms Camille Blow Burn Break book that make all other book on bookcase look anemic.

Just never want Svutlana for meet Ms Camille, unless in train station.

Maybe Beyonce just look for way to recycle old costume, but much better if pick on somebody her own size.

Four year-old definite too sensible for wear four-inch heel.

Watch You Tube two time and try for imagine how feel if Mr Barack call Svutlana sweetie and first thing that come for mind is want for give him big hug and sloppy kiss.

Extreme sorry if have for hand in feminist badge for admit this.

Watch me skirt-chase video and this is not about pole dance women who sashay along course in skirt while men drool and chase them with hard gashooshlank in shorts. Women look like runners and men look like runners and they just have different start time. That be said, no like Svutlana idea of different start time as if women need advantage to compete with men. No like me ladies tee either.

For sure skirt-chase is immature and tasteless, but if remove all immature and tasteless from life, Svutlana have nothing for do except adult and tasteful things that maybe ward off dementia, but are absolute no fun one bit!

Oh, what wonderful question for sink in teeth, so speak, but women should read men books and vice versa!

Svutlana how for be woman list include:

Toni Morrison, Beloved Think me Ms Toni is genuis and book is about so many thing, but for woman list it is about woman as mother.

Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex Try not for think about nude photo about Ms Simone or strange relationship with Jean Paul Satre when read.

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar Give me this book to sister Svutdonna when she go away alone on trip for Beijing. It freak her out little bit and she no thank me one bit for give her Bell Jar for read!

Charlotte Lennox, The Female Quixote For sure this book is little bit obscure and no on too many list, but Svutlana like lot because Female Quixote is about woman who believe men should be chivalrous, like men in romance novel. What is so wrong with this?

Virginia Woolf, Ms Dalloway Are you coming to my pah-ty? Day in life of woman after World War I. Much better than Svutlana description. Maybe woman's stream of consciousness answer for Ulysses.

Margaret Atwood, The Edible Woman Edible Woman is Ms Margaret first novel. Publisher have her do book sign in Canadian department store close to mens' clothing section. Men see title and run away. Think me this extreme funny.

Hope enjoy you Svutlana list!

Solar panel is too big for bra and is locate underneath so that woman look like robot with very large computer chip for operate extreme complex female system. No sexy one bit this and no functional either.

Photo-voltaic bra--bad idea, bad implements.

Like me Ms Allie. Never get Svutlana away with cavegirl comment or duct tape Brad Pitt, but glad somebody say.

Sometime sad me when see how few people comment about Pakistan woman police officer or Mary J Blige, but extreme happy me for see that nobody on Broadstreet give fly fuck about where Ms Angelina have baby.

Hypothesis is: what happen if take men and women at peak of sexual interest and complete deny contact with each other? Answer according to New York Time seem for be: sex urge get direct at love poetry, same sex love, cross-dress, Pride and Prejudice movie with Keira Knightley and imaginative use of technology.

Urge also get direct at religion so that sex experiment never ends.

Does any endearment word in history of endearment word get more analysis than right here on Broadsheet? Agree me with all letter. Does this make me co-dependent? Copy-paste me emoticon from friend email and for sure this is co-dependent...

It seem for me that some people are sweetie people. You look at them for one second and immediate know they are sweetie. For example, Rachael Ray is sweetie; Martha Stewart is not. Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus and Jessica Simpson are sweetie; Cher, Madonna and Missy Elliott are not. Brad Pitt is sweetie; Sean Penn is not.

Svutlana is definite sweetie person; Rebecca Traister is obvious not.

When you are President hopeful, nobody is sweetie person because for sure if say sweetie, even to sweetie person, non-sweetie person hear as if direct at them and no like one bit!

Imagine me fuzzy, white ball that girl place between leg with alarm that play My Heart Belong to Daddy song when leg spread apart and ball hit ground.

Maybe Abstinence Clearinghouse (Christian organization that promote purity ball kit, but sound like place girl go for lose virginity extreme fast) can add this item to kit along with pregnancy test.