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Svutlana

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 05:25 PM

For sure this study sponsor by breakfast cereal maker with male animal mascot...

Can understand me why scientist want for know about how evolution work with sex selection, but why focus on tarot card science when there are so many unanswer question about the evolutionary purpose of baldness.

Svutlana

Thursday, April 24, 2008 02:33 PM
Original article: Where are your children?

Bad idea get even worse with add boys

For fifteen year work Svutlana for big globe company where forecast me demand for inhaler and enema and assort little pill. Guarantee me, if take small child for work with me, small child want for quit school and never want for work for big globe company one single day in life because job extreme bore and little bit scare at same time.

That be said, maybe if take more childrens for work, we get more poet and fewer pharma forecaster. Think me this extreme good thing.

Svutlana

Thursday, April 24, 2008 06:11 PM
Original article: No more brothels for you!

Bangen und Wanken zum Banken

For sure Deutsche Bank make joke. How can expect executive to pay for own screw up or make happy happy without watch instruct video first? This is how executive compensate.

Svutlana

Friday, April 25, 2008 06:34 AM

Too much for chew on!

Post on this article sound like religious debate with vegetable eater who call everybody else heretic, rogue preacher who call runner sinner because run for pride and lust, and choir who call fat people heathen. All this fire and brimstone talk about what people put inside mouth.

No wonder there is disorder.

Friday, April 25, 2008 03:47 PM

Get Fit for (sex) Life!

Try for dance me one time on treadmill when Tom Jones Sex Bomb song come on iPod and almost fall off. Dance dance sound much less dangerous...

Start Svutlana exercise program when could absolute no strip wallpaper off wall without feel like have knitting needle stick in arm. Now can bench press husband which definite come in handy, special on Saturday night.

Svutlana

Monday, April 28, 2008 08:39 AM

Maybe should call channel peroxide instead

There is something terrible wrong with channel that call itself oxygen and serve up what is so unnecessary for function of live organism.

Svutlana

Monday, April 28, 2008 01:00 PM
Original article: Aunt Flo saves the day

Stay the Curse

Last week menstruate is art; this week menstruate is science. For sure women excrete extreme versatile material that everybody should celebrate. In Svutlandia celebrate us every spring with Vagina Pop Orchestra that perform Die Fledermaus in park with vagina wind instrument.

It seem for me however, Broadsheet reader Brightstar65, that when men propel material through penis it is self-contain celebration that deserve no further accolade, even if anti-depress or good for hair.

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 05:21 PM

Would rather be bishop on chessboard

than pawn in Anglican Church. It seem for me that church try for protect market share with woman as priest and woman-free option if no like women one bit.

Like have two kind Coke: regular Coke and Coke Zero.

But why have women no problem with sell product that have Eve temptress story and immaculate virgin concept story? Not for mention origin of Anglican church in man who want divorce and two women who lose their head!

Memory is very short in corporate world.

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 06:12 PM

Irregular Importation?

For one second, think me irregular proportion of Barbie pose danger and this make little bit sense because life-size Barbie for sure tip over. Unfortunate, read Svutlana word wrong.

For sure Barbie ban come soon. Or at least Barbie burqa.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 11:45 AM

Concierge sound like nice word...

Babyplanner say "We take the labor out of your delivery" as if can plan entire baby make process and even make baby pop out in end like olive on water slide. Fresh Mommy seem for be about perfect, nutritional balance, extreme control food intake and hard labor after delivery for get mommy in pre-baby shape ASAP.

Both company use word concierge because sound nice, but concierge come from Latin conservus that literal mean "fellow slave".

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 03:45 PM

Oh, Healthyskeptic...

Why hang out you in neighborhood you obvious no like?

As for Svutlana and book cover, unfortunate, is true: certain book scream chick lit. Other book scream beach book and other book scream serious fiction. Publisher no think women stupid...just send subliminal signal through color choice, font and body part.

Serious fiction have abstract cover. Write me book one time and choose serious artwork for cover (Svutlana go for small publisher and get for choose cover). But maybe should have pick body part and shiny cover if want for sell book.

Svutlana

Thursday, May 1, 2008 12:50 PM

But sapphist is Greek name too!

It seem for me that Greece is still extreme upset about man-boy pederasty thingy in ancient Greece where gay go total mainstream and Sophocles write civilization's first musical comedy.

Unfortunate, Lesbos' flail against word lesbian is just the equally homophobic flip side of this ancient coin.

Svutlana

Saturday, May 3, 2008 02:18 PM

Miley Freakonomics

It seem for me that if supply of slut go up, value of slut go down because demand for slut remain fair constant. Article in New York Time seem for argue that there is slut oversupply right now and so value of sex as commodity go down for rest of us.

Svutlana (believe or no, have MBA me and take one course in microeconomic!)

Monday, May 5, 2008 11:49 AM

No poke her jackpot?

"It's (sex) is not rewarding"...

What mean this? Let us assume man has orgasm. Therefore whatever come before orgasm erase value of orgasm and then some. Maybe have little orgasm where mind does not blow, but what foreplay is so unpleasant that it makes pay-off feel like rip-off?

Guarantee me, these are same men who are happy for sit in front of video poker machine for hours without hit jackpot.

Difference is video poker machine no expect men for talk nice to it or lick buttons in imaginative ways...and video poker machine no mind if men get up and go to other machine.

Monday, May 5, 2008 08:11 PM

Equadorgasm! O lay!

What great idea have Ms Maria! For sure she should be Broadsheet woman for week!

But why back off from orgasm decree? Say all women have right for orgasm and if no have then can give man yellow card like in soccer. If get three yellow card for no orgasm get red card and have for take remedial course on woman satisfy at Department of Sexual Transport.

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