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It seem for me, feminism and porno better happen at same time, because unfortunate, porno tell everybody what sex suppose for look like and sound like.
If leave porno to porno guys, for sure sex look like big breast womens who worship hard penis many way and orgasm sound like food poison.
Svutlana
How on earth do scientist come up with eyeball experiment? Extreme confuse me and unfortunate can no see Ms Tracey for explain because video on computer no work one bit!
Imagine me late night in Aberdeen bar when one scientist who just make wrong sex strategy guess with pretty woman say to other scientist: "For sure men want for have casual sex with pretty women and pretty women want for have casual sex!" Other scientist look at McEwen face on beer label and say, "Have me idea!"
Experiment that tests how stereotypes feed wishful thinking is born.
Svutlana
Unfortunate, it seem for me that money is behind blog boom. Try for read iVillage as eye zig and zag between ads. This is what call me blog buy buy.
Have me blog, but only for love of write about funny sex and excite from get hit from exotic place like Carrollton Texas or Babourville Kentucky. Hopeful, more women write blog for joy of have voice heard. No matter how incorrect.
Svutlana
Have Svutlana second thought about advertise on blog when think maybe some day want for sell Svutlana buzz machine on blog or little Svutlana pantie. Have problem me when ad take up too much space on blog or when ad seem for read mind like on Google mail when write email for friend about fun time on water and Google all of sudden post ad for kayak. Scare me this.
Blog is fun and make feel Svutlana like shopkeep who wish she could shake hand and thank personal everyone who visit little shop.
Speak of shop, have Svutlana some vice for Ms Chickalada who think crowd under 35 have sex monopoly. For sure there is biological reason for this, but who care if people say EW about sex over 35 unless say EW and watch you have sex at same time, Ms Chickalada?
If want break from sex monopoly and some proof there is extreme good sex after 50, listen for Pleasure Song by Ms Marianne Faithfull.
Svutlana
Assume me you are mens...apologize me profuse if womens. No have me son name Borat, but am very compliment by associate.
Svutlana
Make happy me for finally see report of happy busy womens, but am extreme tired of trend and buzzword that look at life through kaleidoscope that change with every little twist. Make dizzy me.
What is next? Happy busy divorce women between age 45 and 55 that trendster call fleemale?
Svutlana
It seem for me that Ms Katie Couric never deliver CBS evening news, but news deliver Ms Katie. Unfortunate, Ms Katie is nothing more than clump of unique selling feature--leg or smile or humour sense or nice children. Maybe this is problem unique for women, or maybe this is problem of person not as person, but as brand.
If unauthorize biography is to be belief, Ms Katie father always want her for be Walter Cronkite. But even Walter Cronkite maybe have trouble with be Walter Cronkite at CBS today. Guarantee me, somebody tell him to shave off mustache.
And if unauthorize biography is to be belief, Ms Katie is nothing like nicey nicey Ms Katie brand. Maybe if CBS let raunchy Ms Katie deliver news, more people would watch.
Svutlana
Apparent whiz company is leader in urine collection technology. Question have Svutlana is who is competition? Depends? Specimen bottle?
Positioning, so speak, is for women who want for wee like men. No use me wee word. Wee is from website. Prefer me piddle.
Never ever want me piddle like man against wall or on side of road or in bathroom with door open, especial no into something that look like it belong in kitchen beside turkey baste.
Svutlana
Maybe Chancellor Angela tire of pant suit and want for have come out party for decolletage. Think me this is wunderbar, but, unfortunate, ickmeister who think older woman and sexy breast go together like bratwurst and chocolate sauce come out too. Make very sad me this.
Predict me that next time G8 meet, President George try one more time for give Chancellor Angela massage.
Svutlana
For sure German words are most fun for say!
Who is Hulk, Mr or Ms Mynamehere? Hopeful mean you hulka burn love and not green man.
Sorry for digress as this space belong for Chancellor Angela and her now famous breasts, G8 leader who actual go for opera and not Phantom of Opera.
Svutlana
Extreme painful this you tubing. Ms Tricia remind me of blonde woman on Absolutely Fabulous show mix with Goldie Hawn in First Wife Club and Jack Nicholson in Shine movie.
Svutlana
Groper press Svutlana one time in subway when car very full and very hot and could absolute no move me. Unfortunate, have no wit about me and so no point at penis and make loud announcement to other passenger about man who carry wood instrument on subway.
Frottage is fetish and almost impossible for change. Suggest me carry cattle prod in purse. Groper need associate little bit wattage with frottage.
Svutlana
Think me you no very far off, Ms Catherine, when see reproduce organ in ad. Purse look like uterus with two little button ovary.
Make sense for carry around uterus and match with shoe, but $4,350 is extreme underprice.
Svutlana
Always cry me at wedding, and no because bride look so beautiful. Cry me at wedding because it is coin toss if marriage survive and for sure bride have absolute no idea that can never make marriage to order, no matter how much money you throw at it.
But feel much less gloomy about marriage after trip to martini ice sculpture, so maybe make sense this extravagance.
Apology to Illinois Editor because even Microsoft Word Editor give up on me!
Svutlana