Dear Ms Sarah,

It seem for me one thing for put fig leaf and cute dot on condom package and quite another for sexually active stylish womens to put condom on mens in heat of moment when mens no want for wear one bit! If accent is on carry fashion statement and no on use, package stay unopen in purse for cfm flash at club.

Instead of silly marketing to womens, why no make condom that add two inch for penis so that mens want for wear?

Svutlana

Yike! What gym go you to, Ms Trombetta? The WhyMCA? Can certain understand trauma of see womens shave face and flex muscle in front of mirror, but seem for me if start testosterone treat and no stick penis on yet, in other word, if nut still fit bolt, must use women change room.

Gender science very fascinate, but sometime seem like play Mr Potato Head with private part.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Sarah,

What say you about pregnant mens? Hooray! How many pregnant womens wish for pregnant mens, special in deliver room?

That be said, seem for me react in Salon comment is much same as Svutlana have when look for first time at Mr Buck Angel, transsexual porns star. Svutlana no watch movie, just stumble on top of Buckback Mountain DVD jacket when look for buzz machine on Come as Are You website.

Look me for long time at Mr Buck who have moustache and very rip pec muscle and tatoo everywhere then look down for gashooshlank, but gashooshlank no there! Have womens part where suppose for be mens part and stare Mr Buck at camera as if dare you for make fun of!

Think for me long time about Mr Buck--what kind privates life have, what bathroom use, what kind profession can have with anatomy except very niche porns--but most think me this mens have worst of both world.

Same for pregnant mens who no only must be pregnant but must take it like a man.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Tracey,

Where do these spiderphobey mens come from who think they can survive one single day in medieval masculine world with black plague, hard labour and poor oral hygiene? For sure swordplay suffer. Maybe because still have Queen with Prince Philip two step behind think womens rule everywhere in world, but last time look me, only female-dominate society on earth is bonobo chimpanzee.

Bonobo is very peaceful animal. Why bonobo chimpanzee peaceful? Because make happy happy all time. Use sex bonobo for greet, use sex for get food and use sex for prevent conflict like have make-up sex before fight.

Seem for me female dominate society is something everyone should pray for.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Catherine,

Unfortunate, Bimbo game is simple Barbie who is able for inflate and deflate. Think me Barbie is evil too because if try for have Barbie body in real life, get you big plastic surgeon bill and for sure tip you over or at least have very bad back problem.

Problem have Svutlana with Bimbo is that it have zero creative. Game tell girl exact what for do. At least when play Barbie can think up many way for rip head off or do split while spin head or jump up and down on Ken. This come in handy later in life when need for rip head off someone or multi-task or jump and and down on mens.

Bimbo teach girl to follow instruct with no think. This is how all other problem start. For boy and for girl.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Sarah,

Think me it little bit sad for want labia like rose petal because hear about "magic vagina". For sure hygiene very import, but vulva no suppose for look like private part that Martha Stewart make out of artichoke and gooseberry for placehold at dinner table.

Think me vulva suppose for look little bit scare like something find inside seashell. Maybe little bit droop, but why womens care when can only see if lie on back with mirror in hand? If can see little bit snowflake between leg when stand in front mirror and no like one bit, just tuck inside and forget about or use little bit scotch tape.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Sarah,

Svutlana again. No like me one bit when peoples point out spell mistake when word no very far off. Understand me mean you Gauloises because use word sophisticate and smoke and come very close with spell.

Maybe if write galoshes, then Ms Lola have reason for complain.

Svutlana

(Sorry for have little bit fun with you Ms Lola.)

Dear Ms Sarah,

It seem for me if Mr Larry King have Mr Charles Darwin on show and ask why monogamy more rare than Larry King think provoke question, Mr Darwin answer simple that all animal need seed spread for make flower species.

Mix natural human animal urge for make happy happy with many many with brain that dream up religion and get you monogamy on magic mushroom--Larry King with six wife or Eliot Spitzer with one wife and many prostitute or David Paterson with many lover and one wife with many lover or Jim McGreevey with one wife and one gay lover for make three-way...

Think me monogamy good idea with bad implements. Maybe need change name from monogamy that sound like same game play over and over and over to something with more appeal. Maybe change monogamy to erotomatia, new word that sound little bit pervert.

Just idea.

Svutlana