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Drive Svutlana 2005 Saab 9-3 Aero convertible and is only car Svutlana ever own that get many compliment. Maybe this say more about Svutlana previous choice in car than about Saab. Who know? One man at donut shop even ask if he can take picture of Saab! At first think me this is just figure of speech, but then he whip out camera and actual take picture of car...fortunate it be clean at time.
Even today get compliment on look of Saab.
Can absolute no believe me that this Saab story will come for an end and Svutlana be stick with orphan car. No matter. Love me this car anyway.
See Svutlana on Salon 5 Things "Bruce Willis marry..."
Inside mind try for guess what age Bruce Willis bride be. Figure me that Bruce Willis be in late fifty so wife be in mid-late-thirty.
Even Svutlana be surprise for see Bruce be 54 and bride be...
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Buzz. Svutlana be wrong.
... that scream photoshop, Ms Valerie face absolute no look like Ms Valerie face! What happen? Have her generic brunette face now like Catherine Zeta-Jones who no look quite like Catherine Zeta-Jones anymore.
Have no idea about you, but can no look Svutlana at magazine cover at grocery store check-out because feel like lose little bit of sanity if look at cover, even if look at out of corner of eye. After look at Ms Valerie in bikini on People cover have me overwhelm desire for freebase Jenny Craig trail mix.
Oh, can absolute no let Arson Jim who try for flame Broadsheet with half-bake comment have only word on wonderful story about nice Harvard Business School graduate who try for help women of Rwanda. Is nice for see that HBS can produce graduate of type other than Jeffrey Skilling and George Bush.
My husband's Greek name was anglicized, so rather than Lycourgos, Spartan warrior, his name became Louie, Disney duck.
Lycourgos is not easy to pronounce as the gamma sound, properly pronounced, does not exist in English and it is a hefty name for anyone to carry through life, but I like the idea of a name as part of one's familial inheritance. If everybody passed names down through the centuries I'd like to think I'd be...
It seem for me that Broadsheet should absolute no want for support anything Dov Charney be involve in. Read Svutlana about Mr Don and it seem for me that he think women come out of big bag mark Dorito porn chicks. See Svutlana picture of Mr Don in tight green bikini briefs with big ugly glasses and porn star mustache. Dry me up this Google image.
All can say me is be extreme happy that Dov Charney no cater for plus size women!
Who is to perform weigh-in with baggage scale, print ticket with BMI calculation for place around passenger wrist and deliver bad news for fat people? Ticket counter people with little scarf and UA pin? Guarantee me, this no be fair process. If can absolute no fit in seat, for sure extreme fat people self-select themselves off flight. Leave fat people alone! They have enough for deal with.
Just fly Svutlana for five hour at back of plane in seat with no recline beside toilet that open and close all night and give Svutlana big whiff of airline toilet fumes and big suck sound as people open door while flush with absolute no wash of hands. Should give passenger who do this ticket and charge them $10 for unhygienic practice that spread germ for other passenger rather than charge fat passenger extra.
Apparent it be illegal for drink little bottle of wine that buy Svutlana at duty free for $3.95 so can drink one little bottle rather than pay $6 for wine on plane. Drink Svutlana $3.95 wine anyway and toast airline travel that be only place you pay for be treat like third grader.
Am relieve for see Susan Boyle is no turn in for Pussycat Doll. Yet. With money that she is sure for have in oodles, 'look your best' can have absolute no limits. Like Torontonian, be Svutlana extreme surprise for hear that Amanda Holden who come from Hampshire via Venice Beach want Susan Boyle for remain cosmetic virgin.
For me, YouTube video is as much about those who stand in judgment with their too perfect hair and too perfect teeth as it is about Susan Boyle and her soulful song.
Good luck for Ms Susan in travel perilous road that she is about for embark on.
Have Svutlana some experience with uncomfortable and fear-laden pregnant process and feel me anything but smug about it. Except for orgasms. Orgasms during pregnancy be best orgasms ever have me, but unfortunate, nobody ask me about that kind of craving so instead must talk Svutlana about pickled onions. Pregnancy be physical manifestation of sex, but nobody feel comfortable about that angle and so talk about complete unsexy things that in Svutlana opinion be extreme bad publicity for entire pregnant process.
Have Svutlana money make idea for NOM. Take one half of one percent from 'opposite' marriage divorce settlement for make more commercials. For sure Mel Gibson support many commercials with his divorce settlement that be $500 million times .005 or $2.5 million. Maybe can feature Mr Mel in next ad that be call Passion of the Dyke.
is sexual subtext also big bear inside room? Ms Sarah compliment extreme big size of Mustache Guy's Patriotism with accent on P and say "Come back in the summer and we'll ride the bike to the fishin' hole"...
"I love it... I'm gonna take you up on that!" reply Mustache Guy in dark sunglasses who bend over for receive another hug with look like he just win first round of poker.