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Svutlana

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 06:58 PM

Why make g-spot into g-splat?

Svutlana have absolute no idea why womens get private part procedure like maybe doctor can make big Frankenorgasm if nip here and tuck there or make g-spot into g-splat.

Apparent, g-spot name after Ernst Gräfenberg who discover spot in 1944. Wonder how Mr Ernst discover spot. Maybe lose something inside wife and try for find or maybe on way for cervix stop Mr Ernst at g-spot for rest. Who know?

Apology to Mr Ernst, but think me better name is god-spot because nobody ever see god and nobody ever see g-spot because hide inside tissue and no can see, no even with mirror. Even if try stick dentist mirror inside and look all round you with flashlight, no can see g-spot one bit!

So everybody hope g-spot in there somewhere and many mens offer for send in search party for try find, but no waste Svutlana any time with poke around inside and look for g-spot. Apparent, some womens no have g-spot! Can look and look and look and no ever find! Apparent, some womens have, but no like touch. And some womens have, but no feel anything when touch. Obvious, stupid place for inject collagen.

And very very smart.

Think about. Doctor inject spot where think maybe g-spot be with collagen. Later say you, "Have me g-spot inject, but orgasm feel exact same!" Go back for doctor and complain. Doctor say "No my fault! Do collagen inject me. Must be you have sex problem...no money back guarantee when inject g-spot!" At least if have boob job can see result and can complain later if nipple no line up or one nipple point up and one nipple point down.

Think me doctor just stick needle inside with big smile because who know if work or not or if g-spot even exist, but sound good and maybe have place see boo effect that make womens happy happy. If no work, who care? No hurt anyone but bank account. And like when get botox inject, womens all ways have for come back for more.

Think maybe Svutlana open G-spot shop. Have me g-spot inject and g-spot tickle machine and even g-spot remove if womens no like g-spot.

Call me this one-spot shopping.

Svutlana

Saturday, April 5, 2008 07:11 AM
Original article: T-shirt: "I was raped"

t-shirt made of immaterial

If medium is message and t-shirt is medium, what does that do to message? Unfortunate, it reduce message to been there, done that.

Good idea, noble intent, but very bad implements.

Svutlana

Saturday, April 5, 2008 12:44 PM
Original article: Getting it on for science

Bonk me on the head but...

Look and look me at picture of feet, and like Rorshach blot that remain blot, can absolute no see me threesome.

Have spontaneous orgasm, however.

Serious, why all this talk about female Viagra? Seem for me male Viagra just little blue pill that say "Big hard lazy lover".

Svutlana

Monday, April 7, 2008 07:02 AM
Original article: "I'd hate me too!"

Oh, Lordy trouble so hard...

Interview read like sad gospel sample from Play album. Feel little bit sorry me for 42 year-old who eat vegetable, drink too much and go home with stranger, but Mr Moby is no dick.

Svutlana

Monday, April 7, 2008 07:51 AM

Crisis management

Life is hard, but there is big difference between agonize over where next botox inject come from and where clean water come from or if can go outside without blow up.

Feel happy happy me for live in country where give navel gaze buzzword and call it big problem.

Svutlana

Monday, April 7, 2008 02:27 PM

Apologies to Mr Beatie

I originally commented about this story under the guise of Svutlana who tends to view everything with a dollop of whimsy. Since then, after reading a few heartfelt comments of Salon readers and doing a bit of research, I have to say I feel ashamed of my original too flippant and disrespectful comments.

I cannot imagine cutting off body parts, trying to fashion new parts out of the parts that remain and taking testosterone in quantities large enought to fool my female body into thinking it is male while increasing my risk of cancer, but if I did I would have an extremely good reason and wouldn't appreciate ignorant people (such as myself) passing judgment andor laughing at my expense.

Mr Beatie's decision is his own to make, and the day "pregnant man" isn't a story will be a better day for all of us, particularly women, because I can't help but think that some of the outrage this story has generated has to do with the optics of a man performing a job typically performed by a woman.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008 11:22 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

An Inconvenient Feminist Truth?

Work Svutlana, as white woman of privilege and feminist, for many year inside shelter. Nothing discourage me more than have for apologize for privilege when just try for help end violence! Believe or no, it is possible for have privilege and understand mechanics of patriarchy at same time.

Essay make very sad me. Just like Republican who rub hands together with glee while Obama and Hillary fight, patriarchy loves it when feminists bitch slap each other.

Maybe if write essay as haiku, Ms Hoffman sound more Zen, but as is it make feminism sound like intellectual castor oil. Unfortunate, inform and entertain is not on Ms Hoffman feminist agenda. But maybe should be...sure work for Al Gore and global warm!

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 8, 2008 05:11 PM
Original article: Bobbing for boobs

Choose free make-up apply instead

One thing for think about quality of mind of doctor who do bob for boob job and another thing for think about quality of work of doctor who do bob for boob job for LA club that for sure pay worker minimum wage.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 05:42 AM
Original article: Holy sex!

Need new reference book!

It seem for me that Christian who use Bible for preach about sex is like use Story of O for tip on how to pray. Maybe find something useful inside if use imagination, but it will be painful.

Svutlana

Thursday, April 10, 2008 01:23 PM

Go you uncover girl!

Let Svutlana try for understand. Face of woman make man beast, destroy society and set fire to everything. Sound little bit like recipe for rapture.

If face can do all this, imagine what entire woman do!

Svutlana

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