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Svutlana

Published Letters: 386
Editor's Choice: 10

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 03:45 PM

Oh, Healthyskeptic...

Why hang out you in neighborhood you obvious no like?

As for Svutlana and book cover, unfortunate, is true: certain book scream chick lit. Other book scream beach book and other book scream serious fiction. Publisher no think women stupid...just send subliminal signal through color choice, font and body part.

Serious fiction have abstract cover. Write me book one time and choose serious artwork for cover (Svutlana go for small publisher and get for choose cover). But maybe should have pick body part and shiny cover if want for sell book.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 11:45 AM

Concierge sound like nice word...

Babyplanner say "We take the labor out of your delivery" as if can plan entire baby make process and even make baby pop out in end like olive on water slide. Fresh Mommy seem for be about perfect, nutritional balance, extreme control food intake and hard labor after delivery for get mommy in pre-baby shape ASAP.

Both company use word concierge because sound nice, but concierge come from Latin conservus that literal mean "fellow slave".

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 06:12 PM

Irregular Importation?

For one second, think me irregular proportion of Barbie pose danger and this make little bit sense because life-size Barbie for sure tip over. Unfortunate, read Svutlana word wrong.

For sure Barbie ban come soon. Or at least Barbie burqa.

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 05:21 PM

Would rather be bishop on chessboard

than pawn in Anglican Church. It seem for me that church try for protect market share with woman as priest and woman-free option if no like women one bit.

Like have two kind Coke: regular Coke and Coke Zero.

But why have women no problem with sell product that have Eve temptress story and immaculate virgin concept story? Not for mention origin of Anglican church in man who want divorce and two women who lose their head!

Memory is very short in corporate world.

Svutlana

Monday, April 28, 2008 01:00 PM
Original article: Aunt Flo saves the day

Stay the Curse

Last week menstruate is art; this week menstruate is science. For sure women excrete extreme versatile material that everybody should celebrate. In Svutlandia celebrate us every spring with Vagina Pop Orchestra that perform Die Fledermaus in park with vagina wind instrument.

It seem for me however, Broadsheet reader Brightstar65, that when men propel material through penis it is self-contain celebration that deserve no further accolade, even if anti-depress or good for hair.

Svutlana

Monday, April 28, 2008 08:39 AM

Maybe should call channel peroxide instead

There is something terrible wrong with channel that call itself oxygen and serve up what is so unnecessary for function of live organism.

Svutlana

Friday, April 25, 2008 03:47 PM

Get Fit for (sex) Life!

Try for dance me one time on treadmill when Tom Jones Sex Bomb song come on iPod and almost fall off. Dance dance sound much less dangerous...

Start Svutlana exercise program when could absolute no strip wallpaper off wall without feel like have knitting needle stick in arm. Now can bench press husband which definite come in handy, special on Saturday night.

Svutlana

Friday, April 25, 2008 06:34 AM

Too much for chew on!

Post on this article sound like religious debate with vegetable eater who call everybody else heretic, rogue preacher who call runner sinner because run for pride and lust, and choir who call fat people heathen. All this fire and brimstone talk about what people put inside mouth.

No wonder there is disorder.

Thursday, April 24, 2008 06:11 PM
Original article: No more brothels for you!

Bangen und Wanken zum Banken

For sure Deutsche Bank make joke. How can expect executive to pay for own screw up or make happy happy without watch instruct video first? This is how executive compensate.

Svutlana

Thursday, April 24, 2008 02:33 PM
Original article: Where are your children?

Bad idea get even worse with add boys

For fifteen year work Svutlana for big globe company where forecast me demand for inhaler and enema and assort little pill. Guarantee me, if take small child for work with me, small child want for quit school and never want for work for big globe company one single day in life because job extreme bore and little bit scare at same time.

That be said, maybe if take more childrens for work, we get more poet and fewer pharma forecaster. Think me this extreme good thing.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 05:25 PM

For sure this study sponsor by breakfast cereal maker with male animal mascot...

Can understand me why scientist want for know about how evolution work with sex selection, but why focus on tarot card science when there are so many unanswer question about the evolutionary purpose of baldness.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 02:42 PM

Rose-festooned gloom

Always cry me at wedding, and no because bride look so beautiful. Cry me at wedding because it is coin toss if marriage survive and for sure bride have absolute no idea that can never make marriage to order, no matter how much money you throw at it.

But feel much less gloomy about marriage after trip to martini ice sculpture, so maybe make sense this extravagance.

Apology to Illinois Editor because even Microsoft Word Editor give up on me!

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 08:00 AM
Original article: Your handbag is hysterical!

Bag design by Monty Python

Think me you no very far off, Ms Catherine, when see reproduce organ in ad. Purse look like uterus with two little button ovary.

Make sense for carry around uterus and match with shoe, but $4,350 is extreme underprice.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 03:17 PM

Frottage make sound like nice dish with cheese

Groper press Svutlana one time in subway when car very full and very hot and could absolute no move me. Unfortunate, have no wit about me and so no point at penis and make loud announcement to other passenger about man who carry wood instrument on subway.

Frottage is fetish and almost impossible for change. Suggest me carry cattle prod in purse. Groper need associate little bit wattage with frottage.

Svutlana

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 01:54 PM

Absolutely No Fabulous

Extreme painful this you tubing. Ms Tricia remind me of blonde woman on Absolutely Fabulous show mix with Goldie Hawn in First Wife Club and Jack Nicholson in Shine movie.

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 04:02 PM

Boobenuberflowen

For sure German words are most fun for say!

Who is Hulk, Mr or Ms Mynamehere? Hopeful mean you hulka burn love and not green man.

Sorry for digress as this space belong for Chancellor Angela and her now famous breasts, G8 leader who actual go for opera and not Phantom of Opera.

Svutlana

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 03:04 PM

Achtung baby!

Maybe Chancellor Angela tire of pant suit and want for have come out party for decolletage. Think me this is wunderbar, but, unfortunate, ickmeister who think older woman and sexy breast go together like bratwurst and chocolate sauce come out too. Make very sad me this.

Predict me that next time G8 meet, President George try one more time for give Chancellor Angela massage.

Svutlana

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