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Tuesday, February 3, 2009 08:30 PM
Original article: Are men necessary?

New York Times discovers all pink species at Chick-fil-A

Love Svutlana men too much and be feminist, and all Svutlana friend love men too much and be feminist too, so read New York Time article is like watch Discovery Channel when uncover rare species of tiny froglet in Maud Island, New Zealand, or pink iguana that Darwin somehow miss on Galapagos.

Woman in New York Time article place ad in Craig List with say she be professional mother of two small children who want life partner and be !shock! that most response come from prisoner. So what does this woman do? Throw her hands up in air and return for life among her all pink species at Chick-fil-A on planet Mensuck.

Is fascinate, this all pink species, but hopeful is extreme rare.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 10:46 AM

Salary limit, but...

Believe or no, have Svutlana MBA that sell me on Craig List for $10.95, and know little wee bits about how these people think. Guarantee me, at this moment, at least one CEO be use all mental dexterity at his disposal for figure out how for call new chandelier for his house in Hamptons "Overhead".

Hopeful, President Obama use extreme good auditors...

Thursday, February 5, 2009 08:47 AM

On the flog training?

It seem for me that dominate tricks no be job like be barista at Starbuck where learn you how for make coffee and speak Starbuck language and you be good for go. Is no necessary good idea for have dominate tricks perform by amateur who use for sit behind desk with spreadsheet and now must learn how for flog, wield strap-on and bust balls on job. Need certification, this profession, like Human Resource Professional.

Friday, February 6, 2009 05:06 PM
Original article: Calm down, Keith

Thank you for share shark jump

Sometime get Svutlana little bit disturb when watch Mr Keith because he talk with extreme agitate and wag finger, like somebody just dump Ann Coulter on his front lawn. Especial no like Svutlana when he impersonate Bill O'Reilly with shrill puppet voice.

It seem for me, however, that Cheney commentary be deliver with restraint and poise in way that amplify already powerful message. Maybe Obama election calm Mr Keith down little bit.

Saturday, February 7, 2009 06:56 AM
Original article: Sex with the Obamas

Title of TCF post is extreme unfortunate

and make it sound like White House be Playboy Mansion.

It seem for me that fantasy Judith Warner describe fall in for one of three category:

1. Dream where Obama show up and smoke cigarette;

2. Fantasy where person compare life thus far to achievements and ideals of Obama and discover extreme large gap that make them feel little bit depress;

3. Boundary issue where people assume intimacy with Obama and want Michelle Obama to join their book club. This, in Svutlana opinion, be little bit sick.

Of three fantasy scenario, Svutlana do only one, #2, where still feel me little bit depress about lack of oratory skill.

Monday, February 9, 2009 11:45 AM
Original article: Madonna made me do it

No role model

Svutlana be absolute no against concept of role model--that be successful person with recipe for follow that will save you time if want you same success with avoid trial and error--but it seem for me that Madonna be role model in extreme limit areas.

1. If want for have muscle with vein that show, role model Madonna (unfortunate, already have me this);

2. If want for be pop performer with extreme long and vary career, role model Madonna;

3. If want for turn on Camille Paglia, role model Madonna.

But,

1. If want for have successful relationship, no role model Madonna;

2. If want for be spiritual enlighten, no role model Madonna;

3. If want for be happy, no role model Madonna.

Can look at Madonna and say this be woman with grit teeth who work extreme extreme hard, but can no look at Madonna who refer for ex-husband as 'emotional retard' at concert and say this be happy woman. And if you no be happy, what possible value have you as role model?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 06:47 AM

Oh, Ms Tracy!

Should never piss you off menopausal women, Ms Tracy. Maybe is natural for allow hormone for follow their 'coarse', but fear for look and feel like female impersonator as get older and complete disappear from male gaze is too much for many women for face. Obvious, it is way too much for former sex symbol Suzanne Somers and somewhat too much for Oprah.

They say that get old is better than alternative, but never see us choice that be quite so scary as choice for take hormone that allow us for age without get old and at same time maybe invite alternative. Or no. Who know? Is bio-identical roulette wheel that Oprah has huge influence for make many women spin.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:44 PM

From Batwoman sneak peek...

Pale skin and lips painted with dried blood. Lips you’d kill to taste, and maybe die if you did.

BATWOMAN’S BOOT shifts to his shoulder, perhaps pushing him down, perhaps using him as a foot rest.

She is not impassive. She still smiles that vampiric smile. We want to believe she loves us.

But already, we know better...

Oh, is not nice Rachel Maddow left-leaning superhero lesbian, this Batwoman! Batwoman sounds like garden variety dominate tricks, superhero succubus with blood lust on her mind! Only reason she is lesbian is for make her simultaneously tantalizing and threatening. Is terrible stereotype.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 05:35 PM
Original article: Sex-cession?

Dear Something Stink

Love me Something Stink name too much, but Svutlana have enough orgasm for Svutlana and she still be happy happy for talk about sex all times.

That be said, how can there possible be macroslutonomic activity that fluctuate in tandem with GDP? Is so reductionist this, but give us another opportunity for talk about sex, so Svutlana be 100% in favor of. Would like for know what lead indicator of sexual activity be. Propose me Baltic Dry Index.

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