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Svutlana

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 02:03 PM

Thank you extreme much Annoir!

Unfortunate, write many letter, but never ever get Svutlana red star. This is goal for Svutlana...use me Secret book for help. Visualize me Tracey Clark-Flory give Svutlana big red star.

Maybe one day if get drunk and write comment, get Svutlana red star, but hopeful never look like woman on poster.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008 01:15 PM

Boozo the Clown

It seem for me that woman in ad look more like clown than dude. If tone down blue eyeshadow and add little bit foundation, this woman look like she be fun at pub.

Serious, who look at picture in ad and wonder how many binge have left before look like that? More likely for say, see me this in mirror one time after let drunk Mary Kay woman do makeover on me, but fortunate look much better now.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 06:57 PM

Vaginaphobia is not just for Arabs

One time take Svutlana time off from shoe shop for perform role of Vagina of Ceremonies in local Vagina Monologue production for raise money for shelter for abused women. Believe or no, get us many angry letter from people, include local Knight of Columbus.

Always think me that knight like vagina, special when in distress, but apparent knights from Ohio no like vagina one bit!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12:26 PM
Original article: Sex and the box office

What women want? Cheat husband romance superhero Kevin Costner

See me Sex and City movie and have for sit through four trailer first, obvious aim at Svutlana and friend demographic. Movie one seem for be about Meg Ryan who no exact look like Meg Ryan anymore with husband that cheat on her with perfume clerk. This movie look extreme stupid and little bit scare too because Meg Ryan lips look ready for explode. Next movie feature Diane Lane and Richard Gere and seem for be about "romance when think too old for ever find love again!". Again, extreme stupid and little bit insult. Then have us one Will Smith superhero movie and one Kevin Costner movie that is all about Kevin Costner.

Apparent, this is what Hollywood think women want.

What Svutlana want is more Sex and City movie that is no afraid for offend delicate Oprah sensibility. Movie is no as bad as Svutlana fear, but need more scene like where Samantha read The Secret book on beach and toss over shoulder in disgust.

Monday, June 2, 2008 03:08 PM

Call menstrual cycle, but where are men?

Am most clairvoyant just before period. Can predict next song on iPod or who is on other end of phone. That be said, all time of month is empower for women, special one day before ovulate when on verge of create new life.

Interest that no mens chime in with comment about how this is more Broadsheet faux neo-feminist bullshit.

Saturday, May 31, 2008 06:50 AM
Original article: Those dirty girls

If Sex and City is Jane Austen...

...for sure Ms Lena Chen is Mary Shelley Frankenstein. How is money shot all over face post for internet real sex that Sex and City spawn? It is like Naked Chef who decide one day on Naked Chef show for dip face in gravy--it may be little bit circus act and fun for try at home, but it is definite no cook.

See me Sex and City movie and, unfortunate, movie has lot for do with shop and very little for do with sex. Little dog who hump pillow have more sex than Carrie, Samantha, Miranda or Charlotte. That be said, can see me somebody like Ms Lena in movie with bit part as Carrie apprentice who try way too hard, like rabid girl guide who try for get every badge.

Friday, May 30, 2008 06:55 PM
Original article: The education gender gap

What does this study mean?

Have Svutlana little bit problem with understand this research study. How is read and write measure? Does small child read Fergie lyric, write Ikea assemble instruct or give critic review of Paradise Lost? What math is measure? Beyonce BMI calculate, tax return fill-out or proof of Pythagorean theorem?

Media report extreme complicate study every day and summarize thousand of data point in few word. If Northwest study is correct, American man probable analyze number and make nice graph, but have absolute no idea how for write conclusion.

Thursday, May 29, 2008 03:11 PM

Let's hope perfect woman doll has major malfucktion

Lisa doll look extreme sad, probable because realize life will consist of be companion for man who idea of good time is make happy happy with robot.

Apparent, doll can play chess, talk about current event, culture and travel, know difference between rose and tulip and can recharge herself automatic. And doll know how for give hydraulic massage...(hopeful, this is extreme painful).

Serious, for sure this is hoax because what man with sex doll want it for be more smart than he is.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 06:54 PM

Never see me pork like that in Piggle Wiggle store!

Look little bit scare when shape pig like fingernail. Why no name nail polish color after pork and try for sell that way?

Can call new color Pimp my Pork or Blanket of Pig.

Saturday, May 24, 2008 07:50 AM

bloghorrific

Feel sorry me for Ms Emily. Internet is extreme seduce for people with no emotion boundary. In car can give middle finger, flash bare bum or scream obscene. Moment pass and, assume nobody shoot you, everything be okay.

But on internet if give middle finger, flash bare bum or scream obscene, moment is googleable forever. This is why Svutlana always like for make happy happy on internet.

Thursday, May 22, 2008 06:14 AM

Copy cat sex addict more interest than copy cat Mormon

Like me better this Lisa woman as copy cat sex addict who repeat funky spunk dialogue from Sex and City than woman who let husband forbid her for watch favorite show.

That be said, abc article is copy cat moronic news--take one movie tie-in, add one slutty headline and couple expert opinion and make slutty headline disappear into extreme bore wife.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 02:38 PM
Original article: Wheels of change

Bicycle Races

And who can forget what Ms Gloria say about fish and bicycle...

For sure bicycle is symbol of women's freedom. And confinement. Go Svutlana one time for France for pedal with sister Svutdonna and experience freedom and sisterhood and vulvic pain of bicycle and bicycle seat, but never take spin class after hear about newbie spinner who throw up all over bicycle because peer pressure from other spinner make her pedal too fast.

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