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Is nice for read about pubey hair and how people treat genital region like own personal chia pet when there be so much depress news. Would rather read Svutlana about bushies versus baldies than about Keynesians fight with monetarists for control of economic policies.
Svutlana philosophy about pubey hair be simple. If partner give oral please and is extreme good at, shave Svutlana pubey hair for him, if this is what he want. Think about. How like you for inhale pubey hair when give oral please? Most womens no have this problem because very few womens are able for slide all way down penis so that face land in pubey hair at bottom.
If partner no give oral please or give extreme bad oral please like frayed maybe tongue stick for like on cold fence, then say Svutlana, "No shave me one single hairs until can play you Svutlandia Concerto by Ulug Ozakhstan on pussy with tongue!". Need one pussy and six piece elastic band for play Svutlandia Concerto.
Feel extreme good this, especial with Nutella.
Oh, can understand Svutlana Ms Bigguns sentiments complete (and know me correct etymology of your name), but look at number of letter Brazilian wax treatise get (over two hundred? three hundred?) versus number of letter lone Pakistani female police officer who is harass in middle of busy Islamabad intersections (maybe two).
It seem for me that sex is something everybody has something for say about and is major intersection where many gender collisions take place. Have Svutlana probable greater than average interest in sex, but also comment me on Pakistani police officer...
Internet story, however, is complete bogus. Survey can absolute no compare sex and connectivity with any degree of accuracy or relevance to anything, but at least it spawn good discussion about possible Broadsheet sex addiction.
Go for cocktail party and woman tell Svutlana that she wake up with no clothes on and must ask husband if they make happy happy night before. He say yes, but she have absolute no memory of marry sex with husband.
Have this woman blackout sex and admit she be drunk: can absolute no try for pass self off as little bit tipsy when have you blackout sex. But would be even worse if have blackout sex with husband and no alcohol.
Why call mucous membrane that is greeter at door of vagina hymen, unless it be there for welcome multiple men (or women if lesbian in which case call it hywomen)?
Be Svutlana 100% in favor of artificial hymen if it can save lives, but make extreme sad me that there be need for such silly product. For be honest, be extreme happy me for lose virginity so can begin for practice make happy happy with real people so can enjoy and get good at.
(Instead of people inside head...please no think that Svutlana practice on mannequin or similar artificial person before lose virginity...)
Why think about feminism like it be software program? Am complete mix up Svutlana about what version of feminism we be on and as well what version of Downtrodden Male.
In Svutlana opinion, woman can wear lipstick, slip on high heel, get boob job, take pole dance class and work for cosmetic company, but if she give money or donate time for women's shelter or to women who struggle in other country, she be feminist enough for me.
Can absolute no express how disappoint Svutlana be for see Ms Lucinda Williams in list of worst lyric in 2008. Love Svutlana Ms Lucinda too much, but with her pedigree--her father is poet who introduce her to Flannery O'Connor and Allen Ginsberg--she has no business with put tummy in song.
Alarm bell should go off all over place when write tummy, but how can she sing tummy lyric with straight face? But in Svutlana opinion even worse Lucinda lyric is when she go for toilet bowl for throw up her confession in Ventura song. Toilet bowl have no business for be in pop song, even when use for cleanse soul of obsession.
Believe or no, have Svutlana absolute no problems with visualize George Bush with penis. In fact, it be more easy to visualize him with penis than with no penis. Maybe if everybody acknowledge this penis with big ceremony, George no have need for swing it around quite so much. But is too late now...
Am embarrass for say, but just watch Svutlana "pallid spectacle" of advertising rabbits for first time. Actual, watch two time because get disorient with angle first time and have absolute no ideas where rabbits be! Feel sorry me for woman underneath because it look like she be fuck by Xerox machine. And no even double-side copy with collate!
Please tell Svutlana why is it that Abercrombie & Fitch guy with face that look like it be design by Mattel keep pop on Salon most read list? Have this something for do with year in sex?
Hope not.
Love Svutlana sound of Daddy poem with baby ooh sounds that no be quite so obvious when read inside head, but for sure this be one strange-look Sylvia with cadaverous black hole for mouth. But no quite so strange as Emily Dickenson who look like she have chew tobacco in mouth when read poem and move head around like she be Missy Elliott.
See Svutlana absolute no parallel between Rosie the Riveter and New York women who fall out of bed of roses. Is complete bogus this story and yet another example of desperate newspaper attempt for manufacture news. Today in Svutlana local newspaper they try for sell idea that Velveeta, Jello and Spam be latest trend in recessed kitchen. Just because they say so and story have plausible resemblance to fact just as Velveeta have plausible resemblance for cheese.
For me, the message on the t-shirt undercuts the superman imagery. The overarching theme is inclusivity. If all potential feminists must go through vetting procedure to weed out the superheroes and their patriarchal cultural baggage...how sad.