Feel Svutlana more than little bit out of depth with cult of vampire and everybody here on Broadsheet who have depth of knowledge about vampire folklore and Anne Rice literature and Wagner, but no like Svutlana vampire mythology one bit!

Is too bloody time-consuming this vampire business. Why, when have sex one time with vampire, must follow you up with proselytize for vampire cause and suck more blood for stay alive? Is like all of sudden become you part of vampire Amway.

Who want one sex act with Marilyn Manson with sharp teeth and cloak for become full-time job? Suppose Svutlana, like Amway, allure of vampire sex is that it give life purpose.

that on Mad Men show seem to get to destination thirty second before rest of her, but is extreme dangerous for paper doll to smoke!

On one hand, if everybody decide for make DIY gift, economy complete tank and everybody be at home with nothing for do except DIY. On other hand, DIY gift save you from WalMart stampede.

Would make own gifts, but unfortunate have Svutlana absolute no talent. One year as child, make scarf for father in squares that match color of Lion Club--yellow, orange and purple. Is hideous scarf this, with many drop stitch and few straight lines. Last year as adult make simple shortbread cookie, get mix up about difference between pound and cup of butter, ruin two batch and when final get dough right, burn cookie in convection oven. Few cookie than can be salvage get strange comment from friend who say, "What is shape of this cookie? Look little bit like penis this shortbread!" Is suppose for be candle, but...

Some people should never DIY.

Suggest Svutlana that you contact Dr David Schmitt at dps@bradley.edu so that he can send you copy of slutty questionnaire. Apparent Dr Schmitt is psychologist behind International Sexuality Description Project (ISDP) that is hopeful of more interest than sound.

It seem unfair that Finland rank as number one slutty country is complete ignore just because is too small.

These gifts are so pre-recession.

And is douchebag, Mr John. Douche is difficult word for spell that maybe should be on spell bee. Douch sound like what happen if douche have sharp edge.

In Svutlana opinion, there be good slut and bad slut. Good slut is man or woman with open mind about sex who maybe have one partner or maybe have many but have good sex life that embrace philosophy of mutual assure pleasure and is conduct with relative clear mind. Good slut no hurt anybody.

Unfortunate, survey no measure good slut and suspect me there be many bad slut in mix that study allude to when say Britain has high 28% rate of poach partner that mean 28% are in relationship where they no just temporarily borrow partner, but have steal sex partner from someone else. Study also say that when supply of women is greater than supply of men, women feel pressure for act slutty like men for get sex partner. This is confirm by svutonomic theory that state and quote me, "As supply of women exceeds supply of men value of ejaculate increase and value of female orgasm go down."

No like Svutlana this one bit! Also no like me when sex is result from binge drink that is also big UK and Finland problem (and no tell me binge drink and binge fuck no go together). Binge drink combine with binge fuck is no happy happy because is sex with no clear mind where senses be dull. Dull sense sex is bad, but is svutonomic theory that worry me most about slutty survey. When have many partner in serial binge fuck, value of womens' pleasure go down because take too much time and require too much skill and who for fuck care if woman has orgasm if supply of women be great and only have sex with this woman one time!

Hopeful, all Salon reader try for be good slut.

Yesterday, Svutlana go for cocktail party and somebody ask if I am dominatrix just because have stiletto heel on his trachea. Just kid me. Wear Svutlana white isontoner slipper and act extreme demure.

Nobody ever ask me before if I am dominatrix, but take me this as compliment.

For fifteen year Ms Kit no make happy happy (even with self because dildo is too big and too orange and too veiny) and live with two cat, many book and threadbare orient rug?

This is no exact be Anais Nin.

How can you have sex when you think unsexy thought about be hit in head with asteroid and how former boyfriend plot escape from you? How can have you comfortable, familiar, marry sex without go through little bit uncomfortable, unfamiliar, unmarry sex first?

There be absolute nothing wrong with celibacy, but how can Ms Kit be happy with kitty litter life when bed is only place she ever know how for play like dolphin, and now she must share bed with two cat?

This essay make Svutlana extreme sad.

It seem for me that Ms Kit and Ms Lauren are outlier on ring my bell curve. It no take much for make Svutlana nipple stand on end, but maybe is just Svutlana. That be said, get Svutlana laid on regular basis and get all Svutlana friend laid on regular basis except one who have Oral-B sex with husband while she brush her teeth.

Is time efficient this, but few women can have orgasm in time it take for Oral B toothbrush for finish with buzz.

Where be me? Unfortuately,many women look at sex effort-sex reward ratio and, for whatever reasons, pay-off is no worth it. Make extreme sad me this.