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Svutlana

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Editor's Choice: 10

Friday, September 19, 2008 11:46 AM
Original article: "WTF" of the day

Suspense, character development and plot twists, but science fiction

As TCF's link explains, spitting or swallowing is irrelevant. Not only does semen typically travel at the speed of a car through a school zone and will inevitably get at least somewhat swallowed, holding it in your mouth like mouthwash gives the oral cavity prolonged exposure to any STDs that might be floating around. What this girl (and guy) does in this entertaining, refreshingly free of homophobia PSA is worse than spitting or swallowing!

Who be this ^^ person? Want Svutlana for have little bit talk to! And why does Ms bigguns look for teeny tiny penis on King Kong? This be exact why Svutlana always come for Broadsheet. Extreme entertain this comments. Even more than Belgian PSA!

Friday, September 19, 2008 04:16 PM
Original article: Your daily Palin, dammit

Is it my imagination...

or did Sarah Palin confess in the Hannity infomercial that Ronald Reagan is her inspiration and she thinks about him EVERY DAY? Even Nancy would be forgiven if she missed a day.

We can always try again to quit Palin tomorrow. Oh, I wish I knew how to quit her!

Monday, September 22, 2008 02:21 PM
Original article: Show me the sexism!

Macho macho man theory

Traditional attitudes needn't mean a traditional home arrangement, but, as Connie Boyd points out, such an arrangement certainly enables one to focus time and energy. Traditional attitudes with gender roles strictly defined would, in my mind suggest a constellation of alpha male macho behaviors as well. Such a person would aggressively negotiate his salary with a somewhat reckless, no downside, attitude. Often such aggression in a corporate environment that rewards rampaging self-interest and often mistakes bravado for competence pays off. Big time.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:54 AM
Original article: "Free Sarah Palin!"

Bush league

Palin's visit to the UN was reminiscent of Take Your Daughter To Work Day. Unlike some, I think Palin's smart, certainly articulate, but she simply doesn't have a lot of raw materials, either experienced or learned, to work with. Unfortunately, dogma fills the void that would have been better filled with intellectual curiosity.

Thursday, September 25, 2008 07:46 AM

When did the money shot become a moisturizer?

The money shot has gone from outré to trope, yet where is the outcry about the symbolism of woman as the impassive recipient of a man's pleasure deliberately aimed at her face to mar her beauty, the source of her "power"? Go to YouPorn and you'd swear semen facials are totally hot. It makes me profoundly sad. But women who work those PC muscles can ejaculate too! Can you imagine a man with woman's essence on his face dripping into his mouth and the tag line "Restore moisture balance"?

When that happens we will have surely achieved a pathetic equality.

Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:45 AM

@confucius

Respectfully, I haven't seen the gay porn to which you refer and can only respond viscerally to such imagery, simplistic though my analysis may be, borne of personal experience and a feminist perspective. I'm sorry, but this money-shot-to-face still, for whatever reason that I obviously cannot sufficiently intelligently explain, disturbs me.

Alas, no one will ever see a picture of Svutlana with a white mustache and the words, "Got Semen?" below. Not that it matters.

Sunday, September 28, 2008 10:31 AM

Where did Zardari learn how to flirt?

Pepe le Pew School of Charms?

Can feel Svutlana Ms Sarah pain and would absolute no blame her one bit for take out moose pistol if Mr Asif try for hug or kiss hand and then try for kiss way up arm.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008 02:09 PM
Original article: "First Black First Lady"

Obamarama!

Soul food in the White House sounds delicious, especially after a steady diet of mooseburgers. Chorus will haunt me for a long time, but in a good way. Thank you Lynn Harris!

Thursday, October 2, 2008 02:30 PM
Original article: Sex with robots = feminism?

Another machine to collect dust

In Svutlandia, call us this kind of machine blind date. But serious, some of these machines (except one with Pilates ball attach) look extreme violent and have name like drilldo, invader, stallion or plow and look like maybe do severe internal damage if have malfuktion or approach from wrong angle. And if have malfuktion, where go you for fix? Tool and die shop?

Violet Blue is welcome to her third-wave feminism, but for Svutlana it would be like row machine that sit in basement and collect dust.

Friday, October 3, 2008 06:32 PM

Mr (not) Gay Virgin

Please bear with Svutlana while she try for figure this out. No only is Mr (not) Gay Virgin with $32K credit card debt complete heterosexual, but (not) gay virgin for purpose of this auction means he has zero oral sex experience and admits that oral sex does not totally disgust him like it does his friends.

Mr (not) Gay Virgin is extreme good-looking, however, and will wear interview suit from former employment to (not) gay rendezvous as if apply for blow job.

Feel extreme sorry Svutlana for Mr (not) Gay Virgin whose life will be in ruins if anyone finds out about this, but what gay man would pay for (not) gay sex that could very possibly end with Mr (not) Gay Virgin on his knees in tears?

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Thursday, October 9, 2008 05:16 PM
Original article: Your daily Palin

Me too Angelbug

Palin even has Camille Paglia under her spell and that's quite a quirky accomplishment. She does have a certain Ilsa She Wolf of Alaska charm, if that's your thing, but mostly she reminds me of Arrendt's Eichmann, a woman who speaks in elating clichés and displays an alarming lack of empathy.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 01:41 PM

Too much hormone information!

Am sorry for hear that hormone maybe cause cavity, but it seem for me that all this hormone talk is disservice for women. For examples, if hear Svutlana one more woman who talk like she wear name tag that read, "Hello my name be Perry Menopausal" Svutlana will scream!

Call me this tendency for blame hormone for everything hormonal determinism and it make me little bit sick. If Svutlana be piss off, she be piss off and she no have PMS. If Svutlana have cavity it is because she have hole in tooth. Am just happy for go to dentist for fill tooth, unlike Galileo daughter who in 17th century pull her own teeth out. Lucky for Galileo daughter, however, she never have for think about hormone.

Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:11 AM

Clicked on video and was punted over to Joan Walsh's blog

Not that that's a bad thing, but I had already read it. Twice.

Saw Roe v Wade exchange first time around and had to leave the room as McCain was reminding me of Dr Evil. What was he writing down as Obama was speaking? "Abortion Smashmortion"? "Obama infanticide"? "Women's health BS"? "Adopted Bangladeshi child"?

Those crib notes would be quite a fascinating find...

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