Dear Ms Tracey,

Where do these spiderphobey mens come from who think they can survive one single day in medieval masculine world with black plague, hard labour and poor oral hygiene? For sure swordplay suffer. Maybe because still have Queen with Prince Philip two step behind think womens rule everywhere in world, but last time look me, only female-dominate society on earth is bonobo chimpanzee.

Bonobo is very peaceful animal. Why bonobo chimpanzee peaceful? Because make happy happy all time. Use sex bonobo for greet, use sex for get food and use sex for prevent conflict like have make-up sex before fight.

Seem for me female dominate society is something everyone should pray for.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Sarah,

What say you about pregnant mens? Hooray! How many pregnant womens wish for pregnant mens, special in deliver room?

That be said, seem for me react in Salon comment is much same as Svutlana have when look for first time at Mr Buck Angel, transsexual porns star. Svutlana no watch movie, just stumble on top of Buckback Mountain DVD jacket when look for buzz machine on Come as Are You website.

Look me for long time at Mr Buck who have moustache and very rip pec muscle and tatoo everywhere then look down for gashooshlank, but gashooshlank no there! Have womens part where suppose for be mens part and stare Mr Buck at camera as if dare you for make fun of!

Think for me long time about Mr Buck--what kind privates life have, what bathroom use, what kind profession can have with anatomy except very niche porns--but most think me this mens have worst of both world.

Same for pregnant mens who no only must be pregnant but must take it like a man.

Svutlana

Yike! What gym go you to, Ms Trombetta? The WhyMCA? Can certain understand trauma of see womens shave face and flex muscle in front of mirror, but seem for me if start testosterone treat and no stick penis on yet, in other word, if nut still fit bolt, must use women change room.

Gender science very fascinate, but sometime seem like play Mr Potato Head with private part.

Svutlana

Dear Ms Sarah,

It seem for me one thing for put fig leaf and cute dot on condom package and quite another for sexually active stylish womens to put condom on mens in heat of moment when mens no want for wear one bit! If accent is on carry fashion statement and no on use, package stay unopen in purse for cfm flash at club.

Instead of silly marketing to womens, why no make condom that add two inch for penis so that mens want for wear?

Svutlana

Salon reader exclude, but seem so few peoples, special mens, read book these day that usual Svutlana just thankful for meet mens with bookshelf!

No have me particular literary deal break, but definite in mood for make deal if find Emily Dickinson, Pablo Neruda Twenty Love Poem and one Song of Despair or anything by Camille Paglia on bookshelf. Also like for see Victorian novel like Bleak House or Middlemarch or Vanity Fair because mean no afraid of long-term commit.

Say to me one mens at Starbuck, "No like me anything womens write because think too much about too little!". This comment is definite deal break.

Svutlana

Unfortunate, guy who spout gibberish and like Neruda and Dickinson is womens with MBA degree. Take me very long time and BA degree that study me part-time at night for figure out how for write like this!

Svutlana

Dear Ms Kate,

Miss me old Ms Liz too before get Avrilavigned and snuggle up for pop chart. But no can blame her one bit. Critic darling only go so far.

Favourite song in Exile is Divorce Song. Never have divorce, but can sure identify with song about road trip that go on way too long. Special part about steal lighter and lose map.

Seem for me Liz Phair lie about steal lighter and lose map for avoid fight in car, then bring up later when have fight for rub in. Do me this too and call tactic "na-na-na-na-na"!

As Ms Phair say, "You put in my hand a loaded gun and told me not to fire." Sometime want fire.

Svutlana