Slam you every hot button in Broadsheet universe--lookism, sexism, narcissism, misogyny, misandry, too fat, too skinny...

Have you very hard time with top this, Ms Kate. That be said, article is extremely fascinating in its presentation of the parallel universes of reality and fantasy in our society and the void that exists between them.

I can't believe there is not a single comment for this post, whereas there are over 100 still fighting the gender Boor war in another post.

It is indeed a happy day when emotional and sexual gratification is considered for inclusion in ANY marriage contract, regardless of religious affiliation.

For sure Svutlana letter next to Asehpe, who always make extreme positive, thoughtful comment, will make Svutlana sound even more trite than usual, but...

Wonderbra website with its zoom-in "take a closer" look feature make Svutlana feel like she is on mammophiliac website. Creep me out little bit this, but fortunate zoom only take you far enough for see that quite a few Bs made the cup.

Am too slow for be next to Asehpe, but Svutlana get for be beside G-cup Kite Flyer.

This is story of life me.

Mr Roberto should prove the validity of his point and put his creations on pieces of wood that he carved himself and push them down a runway in Milan. Geez. Would a model boycott be too much too hope for?

promotion for the O'Reilly masturbate-a-thon.

learn from Broadsheet comment thread for play with balls and never mix champagne and blow job. Unfortunate, cunnilingus and Grand Marnier no go together either.

Thank you extreme much for give Svutlana another of highlight of day!

can you find no better picture of Ms Child than one where she stands behind bevy of decaptitate chickens?

At least have her do something both chef and superspy-like, like work with brulee torch.

dammit!

But Ms Child still look like Swedish Chef in picture.

Please no tell!

How about Tatiana Stewart, the six-foot-two aspiring model who at size 4 is not small enough to make it beyond the casting call of America's Next Top Model?

Model scouts have told Tatiana to slim down to a size 2.

No understand Svutlana bikini wax one bit! Just put pubey hair in flat iron or twist into soft ice cream point with little bit gel and Svutlana be good for go.

Never understand me hemline hypothesis. Who measures hemline and what hemline is measure? If measure outside Catholic school near where Svutlana live, guarantee me, economy always be in boom.

Hopeful economist who also measure GDP do hemline measure on side, so result have journalistic credibility.

If guys were the equivalent of gals, guys would be bahs. Gal is a mispronunciation of girls, a word form that found its perfect function in 1950s Broadway musicals. Personally, I don't mind being a gal because it sounds kind of saucy, and is certainly better than being called a guy that is an erasure of sorts. And everything is better than ma'am! Ma'am is a pancake word that flattens everything that precedes it.

What on earth does this inscrutable Cytori tagline mean?

Where mammophilia meets the profit motive the possibilities are infinite.

Please post this on Broadsheet and let our contestants take a run at it!

"Gadget or the Girl"...why does the gadget get first billing?

Don't answer that rhetorical question.

is it always about Hooters or Bikini Coffee? Go Svutlana for change oil on car many time if have Speedo Lube with Michael Phelps for give full service.

Somebody has been listening to too much Carrie Underwood.

Passive aggression, the last refuge of the powerless. I feel sad for these women whose actions make them look like caricatures and their exes look like they were lucky to escape.

I may be mistaken, but I thought semicolons are somewhere between a comma and a period: a signal to pause, consider and proceed; it is a thoughtful punctuation, and if it be feminine we should certainly be proud to revel in this mark of femininity!

The person I know who uses the semicolon most is a man, but he uses it willy-nilly, like pin the semicolon on the sentence. Perhaps he is not appropriately in touch with his feminine side.

libido or even libertine, but what good is a libertine boost if it comes with a mustache?

and jumped to the Perez Hilton site where I immediately felt dirty and unkempt, the original 15th century meaning of the word slut.

I prefer the definition of slut in the book The Ethical Slut: a person of any gender who lives according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you.

I am a total slut.

and give the proceeds to a women's shelter? We can say they're high in irony and good for battling anemic trends in feminism.

I ate pancake batter, paddled my own canoe and slept on a rock. My sister, who had her name sown into every item of clothing including socks and underwear, told my dad as she emerged triumphantly from the bus after three weeks away: "Dad, I lost only one thing!...My dirty clothes bag with all my clothes in it!"

A ginger foot scrub would have been easier, but far less memorable.

the big fat profits that are being made in the delicious vicious circle from croissan'wich to cross training.

Hopefully somebody writes a new post for Broadsheet very soon, so that the picture of the calf at a human breast isn't the first thing we see when we land here until sometime tomorrow!

the lizard grabs the ass of the twirling flower, sucks her stamen and changes color. I'd drink Orangina for that.