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Svutlana

Published Letters: 386
Editor's Choice: 10

Monday, July 7, 2008 11:49 AM
Original article: Reader, she married him

Feel extreme bad me now

for compare love of Ms Nicola and Mr David to vomit, but could absolute no get through video without stop three time and take diaphragmatic breath.

This probable say more about Svutlana than Ms Nicola and Mr David.

Monday, July 7, 2008 03:11 PM
Original article: The male biological clock

Joker's child

Can imagine Jack Nicholson sperm with lascivious joker man-boy grin that move extreme fast and slam through egg defense for score more child support.

Good for see study that add to cad cachet.

Monday, July 7, 2008 08:44 PM

Song of Solomon written by Harvard MBA

Ingenious how Jesus people manipulate sex and use orgasm as opiate. Take anal and oral sex, add it to new and improve heterosexual Christian marriage product, yet still keep out gay people. Deny young people access to orgasm to reduce supply of orgasm and increase demand for orgasm that is only available in heterosexual Christian marriage product. Put women in charge of quality control so that if something is ever wrong with heterosexual Christian marriage product, women are to blame. Brilliant.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 09:27 AM

Pink collar ghetto is just mind state!

Obvious, people with low salary expectation never read The Secret where can learn about power of write check for self for $3 million.

Serious, think Svutlana that low expectations lead to behavior that results in low reality and also, thankfully, low disappointment.

Write Svutlana check for Svutlana for $3 million and think and think and think about and place check under pillow, but still wait for money arrival. Extreme disappoint me this.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 03:17 PM
Original article: Jezebels without a cause

Girls Gone Wild Feminism

Can absolute no get through video without stop many time for take diaphragmatic breath. Feminism is hijack by Douche Bigolo Female Gigolo! Discourse is replace with intercourse.

Sex and humor add nice spice for feminism and for sure attract many new member, but there is much work for do. Can begin with try for fix malfunction in slut machine.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 04:16 PM
Original article: PSAs in your panties?

Bikini people as perpetrators of genital mutilation?

I hope not! Surely the ad must be designed to raise awareness. Perhaps it will achieve that aim, but awareness cannot possibly be the end game. I'm guessing that political action or at least a donation to the cause must be the ultimate goal, but it's a lot to ask of pantyliner.

Hope it works, even if it means more panty raids.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008 01:06 PM
Original article: Grandma gets off

Hooray!

Guarantee me, when Baby Boom generation get to nurse home, pet therapy and organ play have whole new meaning.

Thursday, July 10, 2008 08:18 PM
Original article: Hotties! Blogging!

If blogger can no be ugly, who can?

Answer of course is nobody, and this is problem, special when every hottie look like every other hottie.

Blog me under Svutlana name and write sex vice column. Have absolute no idea me what look Svutlana like, but Svutlana definite no look like me and Svutlana definite no be hottie. Look me little bit like Ann Coulter more mature less mean-spirit sister. If put picture of me on blog, for sure it ruin Svutlana experience complete and still no get for be hottie.

Friday, July 11, 2008 08:04 PM

Extreme good instruction video!

Subway stripper is obvious ready for Cirque du Soleil, but more interest for Svutlana is subway rider who look at subway stripper with blank-face ennui like this happen at every subway station in Santiago and have seen routine one thousand time.

Subway rider are same everywhere in world.

Monday, July 14, 2008 10:56 AM

Awful high expectations for underwear

Fabric repels oil, water and bacteria. Unless make salad with olive oil - yogurt dressing in pantie, self-clean option sound like it is of absolute no use at all.

Even self-clean oven is pain in ass that leave white powder for clean-up. For sure pantie either require body heat of 500 degree for work or have some other unintend consequence like $50 cost.

Like Svutlana for put on fresh pair pantie every day. It is one of life small pleasure like put cold wash cloth on face or use bottle bidet.

Monday, July 14, 2008 08:03 PM
Original article: Prada: The new puberty

Catch her in the DKNY

It would be great to see girls reading something Sallingeresque, but what is the point in taking apart the adult world when the adults are no longer the stifling guardians of the status quo, but long to be adolescents themselves?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 01:28 PM
Original article: So much for my happy ending

what kind of reflexology is this?

Peppermint grapefruit lotion, soft music and massage that feel like back is play like cello is enough for me. Maybe give intense sexual pleasures is altruistic benefit of massage therapy profession, but Svutlana would have problem with figure out how much for tip.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 02:54 PM
Original article: "WTF" of the day

If we can have liquid virgin

why can't we also have mandelay solid?

Serious, first ingredient of liquid virgin is water, second is aloe vera, third is glycerin. This is what Svutlana put on skin for shave leg. Now just have for apply a bit higher.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 02:54 PM

But teenage is old for used car!

Sex and car go together like cylinder and crankshaft, but why do we need for have Lolita for sell car to Humbert Humbert demographic when female is often in driver seat for new or used car purchase?

Ad like this make Svutlana engine overheat, and no in good way. It just no make good MBA sense!

Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:45 AM
Original article: Toilet talk

Confessions of a Potty Mouth

At the "big drugged company" known by three lower-case letters (upper-case would be too unfriendly) where Svutlana and I used to work, the ladies room was where we went to cry.

One day, as I sat down (fortunately not to cry) I noticed a large blue plastic container emblazoned with the word Rentokil had been newly installed beside the toilet to collect our sanitary napkins and tampons. It must have been the Rentokil name that rubbed me the wrong way, suggesting as it did that "feminine hygiene products" were toxic waste that required the same approach as cockroach disposal.

So I wrote a sticky note entitled "Rentokil is Overkill" outlining my complaint and stuck it to the stall door.

When I returned later in the day, somebody had written a sticky note reply to my sticky note explaining that the blue "reciprocals" were necessary and that I obviously didn't appreciate the toll that feminine waste takes on our company's septic system.

This kind of reciprocal activity, Catherine, is fairly time-consuming and is why we spend an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom.

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