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Svutlana

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008 03:17 PM

Ick!

Can absolute no eat cookie in shape of any live thing. Fetus, excuse me for say, is ugly with too big head and eye that look like alien. Maybe can turn upside down and say is lobster claw.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 08:03 PM

What is wrong with breast under chin where can keep eye on?

Have Svutlana maximum lift and extreme plunge and, other than occasional underwire impale incident, have no problem with Victoria Secret. Have no idea about formaldehyde, but husband think Uniroyal is Svutlana bra manufacturer because bra seem for have molded rubber effect. Feel Svutlana safe inside VS bra, like maybe it deflect bullet or at least protect breast in crowd.

Monday, November 10, 2008 07:31 PM

Whole Moose

On day when, believe or no, have Svutlana Bambi meat temporarily in freezer that cousin of husband kill for mother-in-law, feel me little bit strange about come out against women who hunt for food. That be said, no like Svutlana guns one bit and, as long as can buy meat with nutrition label and nice cellophane wrap in grocery store, have Svutlana no need for hunt.

And know Svutlana from work in shelter that too often women with guns become prey.

Monday, November 10, 2008 04:43 PM

Have us say in Svutlandia

When Baptist go for Svutlandia Sex Picnic, even hot dog wagon look like perversion. Read Svutlana too many letter here and head start for spin, but it seem for me that Ms Lifelike decide what life is like and, whether she be conscious or no, she attract into her life people and things that reinforce her story that men want bodies and women want full person. But nobody, least of all Svutlana, will convince her of this. Make extreme sad me that she must go through life with venomous story that no serve her one bit and is definite no be good for sex life! And if Ms Lifelike think sex is when jerky man stick penis inside naive woman this is extreme sad sex story too.

We all have stories we tell ourselves about beauty and sex. Why no make up nice story that work for you rather than against you?

Friday, November 7, 2008 06:50 PM
Original article: "The woman's not stupid"

Still think she's Eichmann in a pretty package

As described by Hannah Arrendt, the banal evil that Sarah Palin embodies has two components: thoughtlessness and a lack of empathy. Her thoughtlessness has been well-documented and her lack of empathy was displayed for all to see during the VP debate when Palin was untouched by Biden's story of his great personal loss and couldn't wait to rush to her next talking point.

Eichmann had another quality that Palin shares--he would use "winged words" or elating clichés as an ego-boosting substitute for thought. During the French comedian fiasco, Palin twice said she would "plow right through"--to the end of the campaign and through the criticism that was being directed at her. Plowing right through without thinking appears to be her modus operandi.

Who cares about the clothes, the tantrums, the hillbilly sensibility or the inability of her handlers to put lipstick on a Pygmalion. Sarah Palin wasiswill continue to be a dangerous politician, but hopefully will land a talk show on Fox where the worst she can do is be Bill O'Reilly's loofah mitt.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 02:45 PM
Original article: Everybody loves Michelle

Michelle Obama took one for the first family

Her colors harmonize with her daughters' dresses and her husband's suit and tie at her fashion expense. I don't find the dress at all hideous, but it breaks her up and does not do her height and build justice. That being said, it does make a bold idiosyncratic statement and it certainly isn't boring.

Feel guilty writing this comment in jeans and a turtleneck.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 07:11 AM

Oh, and one more thing...

Unlike Viagra, you cannot simply pop an Ectris on the morning of your anniversary and expect to be a tigress in bed that evening. You must take it daily, like an anti-depressant, which, by the way, was its original intended use.

It wasn't as if Boehringer was actually looking for a way to solve women's problems...

Sorry. Svutlana use for work for big drugged company and this make me extreme cynical about big drugged company modus operandi.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 07:04 AM

Ectris?

Apparently this is the best name Boehringer could come up with for their libido-boosting drug. I know, I know: it's supposed to sound like estrus which is when female baboons' asses turn red and bulbous during ovulation, but I find this analogy a bit insulting.

Trying to induce desire with a drug is like trying to write poetry with a medical dictionary.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008 03:17 PM
Original article: Vibrators for Obama!

Vibrator is a nice thought, but...

if Obama win tonight, for sure have Svutlana spontaneous orgasm. Maybe two.

Monday, November 3, 2008 04:16 PM

Track Me, Baby!

At $800 for the basic GPS and $1100 for the advanced GPS model, this is a very expensive game of hide and seek, not to mention the cruise missile risk raised by Mr Brightstar. Perhaps could be a chastity device if it tracked sexual positioning.

Friday, October 31, 2008 04:11 PM
Original article: For the love of Condi

Oh Dear Mr Colt

Wonder Svutlana why you must let loose with coltish remark rather than rein in your incivility Mr Colt. Earlier today give you Ms Tracey compliment that be preface with terrible insult. No like Svutlana one bit this unbridled nastiness, but maybe is just Svutlana.

Although it looks interesting, I suspect this Roger & Me with a hard-on will not do Condoleeza Rice justice.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 06:31 AM
Original article: Hot for the "First Dude"

What is this? Tiger Beat for Grown Ups?

Love Svutlana Tiger Beats!!

For sure Mr Todd is nice-look man with rugged iron dog snowmobile feature and little goatee for protect face against ice and snow, but never hear Svutlana this man say one word, much less try for compose sentence, so have Svutlana absolute no opinion. Hopeful he is better at compose meaningful sentence than Ms Sarah. Or Svutlana.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 04:21 PM
Original article: If Beyoncé were a boy ...

Like Svutlana Bootylicious song much better!

At least bootylicious had some grrrrrrrl in it. This girl as boy who treat girl better than boy song is lame and extreme neurotic. And why is Beyonce boy and not man? At least if Svutlana switch gender, she no regress at same times!

Monday, October 27, 2008 07:08 PM

Why only one comment about Cindy McCain?

Svutlana comment make two.

Sarah Palin get all attention on Broadsheet! Ms Cindy definite have Desperate Housewife meet Invasion of Body Snatch look with little bit demon seediness throw in for good measure. Onion profile is bitchy, but is definite on for something.

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