Surprise Svutlana little bit that nobody write comment about fertile turtle (apology to Ms Cinzia, but write you about fertile, no about turtle).

Maybe nobody write because know all about sea turtle sex that Ms Ursula Keuper-Bennett describe as follow:

Throughout the entire coupling the male hung on for dear life. That, plus the occasional nips to the back of her neck, was his entire contribution. (Well, almost...) Throughout her ordeal, the female plied the water with mighty swipes of her flippers in what turned out to be futile attempts to get away.

This definite no sound like good vacation sex.

For sure dress affect how people feel about self. When wear nice summer dress, feel Svutlana light as dandelion fluff. If wear Svutlana official summer Iranwear for sure feel me oppress weight.

That be said, also hear Svutlana this week that 60% women who try on bathing suit in store would rather do house chore because feel oppress weight of different kind.

If last week news is for be believe, women are turn on by picture of bonobo on bonobo sex and so picture is good choice for accompany Broadsheet post.

By way, position is call push me pull me. Please no try at home. Try Svutlana push me pull me one time and, put this way: it definite no as easy as look.

Love Svutlana this woman too much!

Hopeful she is next first woman because for sure she and husband do Unite State proud.

Nice for see journey of life from start line, but like for think me that this is no real ovulate, but extreme old Jacques Cousteau episode call, "Total Disgust Thing Find Me at Bottom of Sea".

It is extreme good for know that ovary look like calamari.

Interest for compare male and female ad. Female have hand up like surprise and little bit scare for see so many penis in one place as if she be Little Mermaid on Disney 20,000 League Under Sea ride that go terrible bad. Male look like Asstro, intrepid oriface explorer on happy happy collision course with thousand breast.

Wonder Svutlana why is there giant penis in female ad that is wrap around Little Mermaid, but no giant vulva ready for swallow up Asstro.

For sure EMA is cute in Incredible-Shrink-Woman-With-Breast-That-No-Shrink-So-Much kind way, but move her little bit too jerky and hand is too much like lobster claw for take serious as sex object.

Think Svutlana that maybe EMA stand for Eternal Man-Child Actualization.

Penis size debate always add tool to fire and please nobody. No understand Svutlana why spoon that stir pot get more attention than sauce.

In Svutlandia say us every penis have purpose and nobody worry about size.

Have Svutlana lunch this week with man who literal say when big woman walk by, "Hate me fat people!" Have Svutlana absolute no idea what for say, so get waiter for bring him most fat dessert on menu.

Never forget me story about Jack Welch, ex-CEO of GE who also hate fat people. One time when Jack come for facility tour, management hide all fat people in women washroom where for sure Jack no go. Jack have heart attack at age 59.

Ms Velvet have beautiful smile and seem for have please personality and for sure she is more nice for hug than Jack Welch.

Sometime, read Svutlana Ms Maureen and when finish shake head and think who is Condi and what is Bushie and why this woman try for turn American politic into puppet show by Sophocles? It seem for me that Ms Maureen try for make everybody into caricature, no just Ms Hillary Clinton.

Other time, like yesterday when write Ms Maureen about Carla Bruni and compare to Michelle Obama, think Svutlana this woman make good point. For sure if Michelle Obama have folk song with lyric that say she want for roll up man and smoke him, she have little bit PR issue in Unite State, special in California where smoke is extreme bad.

Obvious, Svutlana is no judge of quality or bias, but Ms Maureen is consistent on list of most read on New York Time website, so she obvious do something write.

Bra is like pantie. Always want for wear sexy one if ever in accident, special if try for get Bavarian Alp rescuer attention. That be said, Ms Jessica wear sport bra and sport bra is Incredible Hulk of bra.

Ms Jessica show much bravado with hike alone in Bavarian Alp in bad weather. That be said, bra save her with extreme lift from maximum plunge.

Ugh. Even Svutlana no give Svutlana red star for this.

This is copy from Telegraph link:

New laws could see wolf-whistling builders placed on the sex offenders register. The Sexual Offences (Scotland) Bill will create a new offence of "communicating indecently", punishable by up to 10 years in jail.

Communicate indecent sound like what Svutlana do for live. Ten year in jail and place on sex offend register sound little bit excess for communicate indecent or whistle at kilt. For sure after spend Svutlana ten year in jail learn me many more way for communicate indecent.

Svutlana use for work for big drugged company and always wonder me why of all drug, oral contraceptive never go generic.

Maybe oral contraceptive is extreme complicate like secret sauce on Big Mac. Maybe nobody want for take chance with roulette wheel spin when take cheap copy of birth control pill. Who know?

Maybe Broadsheet reader have answer...

Ms Lysiane comment come from comfort of age and nostalgia for era of Marilyn Monroe. But imagine Marilyn in 2008. For sure she need for slim down at least two size which would reduce size of breast and increase need for augment, and scene over subway grate no work one bit unless she remove underwear.

Ideology of seduction make it sound so seductive. This is ideology of reduction.